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Sarah_Jayne · 07-30-2003, 03:08 AM

Survey says Brits are foreplay flops

Brits are a flop when it comes to foreplay, according to the biggest ever survey of its kind.

The research found 80% of British men didn't even know what foreplay was, mistaking it for a sport, a computer game or an item of clothing.

Beau Blue commissioned the survey of 10,000 men and women, aged 17 to 70, to mark the first ever National Foreplay Day.

Jordan, chosen to front the event, said: "These results are so shocking that even I was surprised.

"Sex without foreplay is like toast without butter and yet some people in this country think that it's okay to get away without doing it, but not in my book.

Men rated themselves very highly at foreplay, with 70% giving themselves 9/10 for their technique. But the ladies begged to differ. They gave men just 6/10, and rated themselves even lower, at 5/10.

Gay men and women were the kings and queens of foreplay, spending 25 minutes more on foreplay than the national average.

The survey also found that accountants spent the most time on foreplay, an average of 40 minutes, while shop assistants spent as little as two minutes on foreplay.

The survey suggests a gender divide on foreplay with 84% of men preferring full sex, whereas 62% of women preferred foreplay.

Both men and women enjoyed sex toys, but only 23% of men admitted to buying one for themselves, compared to 63% of women.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_804333.html

FlyingIguana · 07-30-2003, 03:52 AM

i should move to london then

the woman would be in heaven.

Odin88 · 07-30-2003, 03:53 AM

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i should move to london then

the woman would be in heaven.

Yeah, in Toronto...

Lee · 07-30-2003, 03:56 AM

If it was Jordan though my idea of foreplay would be puking all over her fake tits.

Sarah_Jayne · 07-30-2003, 04:21 AM

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Originally posted by Lee
If it was Jordan though my idea of foreplay would be puking all over her fake tits.

haha...she isn't my type either

maxjohan · 07-30-2003, 04:38 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Jordan, chosen to front the event, said: "These results are so shocking that even I was surprised.

Even "I" was blah blah blah

Pornwolf · 07-30-2003, 04:59 AM

You are in a unique position to judge this Sarah. Is it true?

richard · 07-30-2003, 05:00 AM

British men have their women well trained.

none of that foreplay shit for us ;-)

FlyingIguana · 07-30-2003, 05:29 AM

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Originally posted by richard
British men have their women well trained.

none of that foreplay shit for us ;-)

foreplay keeps things interesting

DJRCyberAVS · 07-30-2003, 05:33 AM

A couple of foreplay turns offs...

Bad breath.... if some Brit women would learn to brush their teeth more, it might help.

Furry Muff Holes.... helps if some women learn how to trim. Hate it when you need a chainsaw to get through the thatch. Pubes stuck in your throat is enough to cut down the foreplay time..

Personal Cleaniness... Some guys love it, I hate it. If it smells like a tuna factory, I ain't going near it.

Personal Hygine.... When you are that extra randy and you put up with all the above and you got your face between her legs... one sure foreplay stopper is if she farts in your face.

Mutton Dressed as Lamb... One sure stopper is if the goods underneath don't match the packaging on the outside. Taking off the nice clothes to reveal the ripple monster within kinda puts a stopper on it.

Plain Old Boring.... If she's lying their thinking of England and theirs not much response to kissing or touching or anyting for that matter... what's the point?

Scott McD · 07-30-2003, 05:39 AM

In our paper's it says it's just the English that are shite...

Sarah_Jayne · 07-30-2003, 06:54 AM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
You are in a unique position to judge this Sarah. Is it true?

well, luckily my British husband is great with foreplay and the other brits I have been with are good and highly oral..don't know if that is across the board or just the guys I have been with. THe few Americans I have been with (I moved here at 19) were good too ..no major differences, really.there is good an bad in both.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Survey says Brits are foreplay flops Survey says Brits are foreplay flops Brits are a flop when it comes to foreplay, according to the biggest ever survey of its kind. The research found 80% of British men didn't even know what foreplay was, mistaking it for a sport, a computer game or an item of clothing. Beau Blue commissioned the survey of 10,000 men and women, aged 17 to 70, to mark the first ever National Foreplay Day. Jordan, chosen to front the event, said: "These results are so shocking that even I was surprised. "Sex without foreplay is like toast without butter and yet some people in this country think that it's okay to get away without doing it, but not in my book. Men rated themselves very highly at foreplay, with 70% giving themselves 9/10 for their technique. But the ladies begged to differ. They gave men just 6/10, and rated themselves even lower, at 5/10. Gay men and women were the kings and queens of foreplay, spending 25 minutes more on foreplay than the national average. The survey also found that accountants spent the most time on foreplay, an average of 40 minutes, while shop assistants spent as little as two minutes on foreplay. The survey suggests a gender divide on foreplay with 84% of men preferring full sex, whereas 62% of women preferred foreplay. Both men and women enjoyed sex toys, but only 23% of men admitted to buying one for themselves, compared to 63% of women. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_804333.html

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FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	i should move to london then the woman would be in heaven.

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Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kernow Posts: 2,977	If it was Jordan though my idea of foreplay would be puking all over her fake tits.

07-30-2003, 05:33 AM	#10
DJRCyberAVS Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: WeebleLand Posts: 493	A couple of foreplay turns offs... Bad breath.... if some Brit women would learn to brush their teeth more, it might help. Furry Muff Holes.... helps if some women learn how to trim. Hate it when you need a chainsaw to get through the thatch. Pubes stuck in your throat is enough to cut down the foreplay time.. Personal Cleaniness... Some guys love it, I hate it. If it smells like a tuna factory, I ain't going near it. Personal Hygine.... When you are that extra randy and you put up with all the above and you got your face between her legs... one sure foreplay stopper is if she farts in your face. Mutton Dressed as Lamb... One sure stopper is if the goods underneath don't match the packaging on the outside. Taking off the nice clothes to reveal the ripple monster within kinda puts a stopper on it. Plain Old Boring.... If she's lying their thinking of England and theirs not much response to kissing or touching or anyting for that matter... what's the point?