Survey says Brits are foreplay flops
 

Survey says Brits are foreplay flops

Brits are a flop when it comes to foreplay, according to the biggest ever survey of its kind.

The research found 80% of British men didn't even know what foreplay was, mistaking it for a sport, a computer game or an item of clothing.

Beau Blue commissioned the survey of 10,000 men and women, aged 17 to 70, to mark the first ever National Foreplay Day.

Jordan, chosen to front the event, said: "These results are so shocking that even I was surprised.

"Sex without foreplay is like toast without butter and yet some people in this country think that it's okay to get away without doing it, but not in my book.

Men rated themselves very highly at foreplay, with 70% giving themselves 9/10 for their technique. But the ladies begged to differ. They gave men just 6/10, and rated themselves even lower, at 5/10.

Gay men and women were the kings and queens of foreplay, spending 25 minutes more on foreplay than the national average.

The survey also found that accountants spent the most time on foreplay, an average of 40 minutes, while shop assistants spent as little as two minutes on foreplay.

The survey suggests a gender divide on foreplay with 84% of men preferring full sex, whereas 62% of women preferred foreplay.

Both men and women enjoyed sex toys, but only 23% of men admitted to buying one for themselves, compared to 63% of women.


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i should move to london then :glugglug

the woman would be in heaven.

Yeah, in Toronto...

:1orglaugh

If it was Jordan though my idea of foreplay would be puking all over her fake tits.

haha...she isn't my type either

Even "I" was blah blah blah

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You are in a unique position to judge this Sarah. Is it true?

British men have their women well trained.

none of that foreplay shit for us ;-)

foreplay keeps things interesting

A couple of foreplay turns offs...


Bad breath.... if some Brit women would learn to brush their teeth more, it might help.

Furry Muff Holes.... helps if some women learn how to trim. Hate it when you need a chainsaw to get through the thatch. Pubes stuck in your throat is enough to cut down the foreplay time..

Personal Cleaniness... Some guys love it, I hate it. If it smells like a tuna factory, I ain't going near it.

Personal Hygine.... When you are that extra randy and you put up with all the above and you got your face between her legs... one sure foreplay stopper is if she farts in your face.

Mutton Dressed as Lamb... One sure stopper is if the goods underneath don't match the packaging on the outside. Taking off the nice clothes to reveal the ripple monster within kinda puts a stopper on it.

Plain Old Boring.... If she's lying their thinking of England and theirs not much response to kissing or touching or anyting for that matter... what's the point?

In our paper's it says it's just the English that are shite...

well, luckily my British husband is great with foreplay and the other brits I have been with are good and highly oral..don't know if that is across the board or just the guys I have been with. THe few Americans I have been with (I moved here at 19) were good too ..no major differences, really.there is good an bad in both.