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teenjump · 07-30-2003, 01:27 AM

I hate lame excuses. Like:
"Oh... I can't go now tonite. Sorry I told you all day I could. We will be out all night and it will be too late... work tomorrow ya know? Next time!"

Why not just say: "You're fat and ugly, I made a hasty decision. Never talk to me again."

Amputate Your Head · 07-30-2003, 01:31 AM

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Originally posted by teenjump

Why not just say: "You're fat and ugly, I made a hasty decision. Never talk to me again."

I prefer the Amp version: "Fuck off."

Digipimp · 07-30-2003, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by teenjump
I hate lame excuses. Like:
"Oh... I can't go now tonite. Sorry I told you all day I could. We will be out all night and it will be too late... work tomorrow ya know? Next time!"

Why not just say: "You're fat and ugly, I made a hasty decision. Never talk to me again."

Ahh man that's sad.

teenjump · 07-30-2003, 01:33 AM

Yeah. But why don't people say shit like this? It's always hiding, lying etc.

Makes no sense to me.

Of course Im upset and such - but either way she missed a good freee dinner and a RAD movie. Her loss. No... mine. No tail.

I want to die.

Hehehe.

TDF · 07-30-2003, 01:34 AM

ive never had problems with the ladies...i just beat em off with my magic stick

Digipimp · 07-30-2003, 01:35 AM

Well it's rare that the chicks you find in internet chat rooms are honest. So tell them up fat that you're fat and ugly and that you would be willing to accept a hand job and in return you will buy her dinner and eat her pussy and not say a word to anyone about it. Then make sure you schedule it on the day of the week when there is nothing to do.

teenjump · 07-30-2003, 01:35 AM

I have horrid luck with the women. I need a hookup with bangbus for a courtesy fuck.

Gutterboy · 07-30-2003, 01:35 AM

teenjump · 07-30-2003, 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
Well it's rare that the chicks you find in internet chat rooms are honest. So tell them up fat that you're fat and ugly and that you would be willing to accept a hand job and in return you will buy her dinner and eat her pussy and not say a word to anyone about it. Then make sure you schedule it on the day of the week when there is nothing to do.

Nah, she was a chick from work.

07-30-2003, 01:27 AM	#1
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	Lame excuses are GHEY! I hate lame excuses. Like: "Oh... I can't go now tonite. Sorry I told you all day I could. We will be out all night and it will be too late... work tomorrow ya know? Next time!" Why not just say: "You're fat and ugly, I made a hasty decision. Never talk to me again."

07-30-2003, 01:34 AM	#5
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	ive never had problems with the ladies...i just beat em off with my magic stick __________________ Sig heil

07-30-2003, 01:35 AM	#6
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	Well it's rare that the chicks you find in internet chat rooms are honest. So tell them up fat that you're fat and ugly and that you would be willing to accept a hand job and in return you will buy her dinner and eat her pussy and not say a word to anyone about it. Then make sure you schedule it on the day of the week when there is nothing to do. __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

07-30-2003, 01:33 AM	#4
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	Yeah. But why don't people say shit like this? It's always hiding, lying etc. Makes no sense to me. Of course Im upset and such - but either way she missed a good freee dinner and a RAD movie. Her loss. No... mine. No tail. I want to die. Hehehe.

07-30-2003, 01:35 AM	#8
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