Lame excuses are GHEY!
 

I hate lame excuses. Like:
"Oh... I can't go now tonite. Sorry I told you all day I could. We will be out all night and it will be too late... work tomorrow ya know? Next time!"

Why not just say: "You're fat and ugly, I made a hasty decision. Never talk to me again."

I prefer the Amp version: "Fuck off."

Ahh man that's sad. :1orglaugh

Yeah. But why don't people say shit like this? It's always hiding, lying etc.

Makes no sense to me.

Of course Im upset and such - but either way she missed a good freee dinner and a RAD movie. Her loss. No... mine. No tail.

I want to die.

Hehehe.

ive never had problems with the ladies...i just beat em off with my magic stick

Well it's rare that the chicks you find in internet chat rooms are honest. So tell them up fat that you're fat and ugly and that you would be willing to accept a hand job and in return you will buy her dinner and eat her pussy and not say a word to anyone about it. Then make sure you schedule it on the day of the week when there is nothing to do.

:feels-hot
I have horrid luck with the women. I need a hookup with bangbus for a courtesy fuck. :(

:(

Nah, she was a chick from work.