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digifan · 07-28-2003, 07:29 PM

Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.

Please transport unit in either a large brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me.

Twenty-three inches in from the outside edge of the corner at the South West
Corner of Cummings Ave. & Village Street in Woburn, Mass. is at Latitude
42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3' above sea level.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!
(NOBODY HAS BEEN ABLE TO TRANSPORT ANYTHING SO FAR WITHOUT THE TRANSFER BEING DEFLECTED). I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.

Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now.

After unit has been sent please email me at: [email protected]
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You

foe · 07-28-2003, 07:31 PM

Gutterboy · 07-28-2003, 07:32 PM

Someone forgot to take their meds

webair · 07-28-2003, 07:32 PM

yea i wrote back and told him i had one =))

asuna · 07-28-2003, 07:33 PM

read it alredy, but funny everytime i see it

skrog · 07-28-2003, 07:34 PM

i got that shit awhile ago....fucking stupid ass shit

digifan · 07-28-2003, 07:34 PM

Weird, huh.. at least he is not a scammer or spammer, only a carbon based life form

footsex · 07-28-2003, 07:35 PM

Triple 6 · 07-28-2003, 07:36 PM

this is a rip off of that other email where some guy is looking for some type of part to a time machine or whatever the fuck it was, and he was looking for a reliable dealer. If you know of a reliable dealer, he would pay you a $5k finders fee or some shit. I was laughin my ass off.

Spam like that is a great refreshment from all the penis enlargement mortage viagra logo design and animation crap

digifan · 07-28-2003, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Triple 6

Spam like that is a great refreshment from all the penis enlargement mortage viagra logo design and animation crap

I was almost wetting myself

BlackCrayon · 07-28-2003, 07:41 PM

heh, yeah i got something similar last week, i guess buddy isn't having much luck. here is the mail i got

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Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circut to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at: [email protected].

Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you.

Thank You

digifan · 07-28-2003, 07:50 PM

Damn wish I had that thingie he needs so badly.. instead of payment getting next week's winning lottery numbers would be more than fine with me

Raven · 07-28-2003, 08:13 PM

It's better than the Ethipian/Nigerian one...I thoroughly enjoyed the time traveler.

07-28-2003, 07:29 PM	#1
digifan The Profiler Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female Posts: 14,618	Anyone got the email of this time traveler? Hello, I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display. I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms. In terms of payment: I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit. Please transport unit in either a large brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me. Twenty-three inches in from the outside edge of the corner at the South West Corner of Cummings Ave. & Village Street in Woburn, Mass. is at Latitude 42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3' above sea level. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!! (NOBODY HAS BEEN ABLE TO TRANSPORT ANYTHING SO FAR WITHOUT THE TRANSFER BEING DEFLECTED). I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER. Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now. After unit has been sent please email me at: [email protected] with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email. Thank You __________________ [email protected] Webair Rocks

07-28-2003, 07:32 PM	#4
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digifan The Profiler Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female Posts: 14,618	Weird, huh.. at least he is not a scammer or spammer, only a carbon based life form __________________ [email protected] Webair Rocks

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07-28-2003, 07:41 PM	#11
BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	heh, yeah i got something similar last week, i guess buddy isn't having much luck. here is the mail i got --------------------------------- Hello, I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circut to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at: [email protected]. Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you. Thank You __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

07-28-2003, 07:50 PM	#12
digifan The Profiler Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female Posts: 14,618	Damn wish I had that thingie he needs so badly.. instead of payment getting next week's winning lottery numbers would be more than fine with me __________________ [email protected] Webair Rocks

07-28-2003, 08:13 PM	#13
Raven Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,874	It's better than the Ethipian/Nigerian one...I thoroughly enjoyed the time traveler. __________________ Raven ~RETIRED~