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Mutt · 07-26-2003, 06:07 PM

oh my fucking god - is there a bigger bunch of whiners on the planet than these Iraqis? waaaaah waaaaaah waaaaaaaaah - where's the electricity? where's my water? where's my medicine? every day i'm reading more articles where every last one of them is bitching about something that the Americans have or haven't done right. And these are people who have lived on that soil for thousands of years, and America does everything wrong, yet these geniuses in all these centuries have accomplished what ........... nothing.

Jesus, U.S forces killed two of the most despicable villains and symbols of a diabolical regime, one so despicable even his evil tyrant father tried to have him assasinated - but is Musaf Q. Public happy? Noooooooooooooooooooooo.............. we don't believe it's them, you faked it, doesn't look like them but if it is them then you have commited blasphemy against Islam by showing their dead bodies ........ WE CAN'T FUCKING WIN WITH THESE PEOPLE! You blow up a building filled with enemies of the people and it's 'Why couldn't you have done this without blowing up the house? Rebuild everything you destroyed American invaders' Nothing short of giving them each $1,000,000 and leaving them alone to kill each other will make them happy. And of course even if we did do exactly as they wish, gave them each a million dollars and packed up and left them to their own devices ........ guess what? you'd come back in 5 years and they'd be right back where they started, broke ass unemployed whiney street beggars killing and raping each other.

The way I see it, there's only one possible chance at getting these mutants in line. One man who has the skills and the ability to talk to the uneducated and moronic - Dr. Phil. Send that baldheaded hillbilly bastard over there to Iraq and don't let him come back until he has counselled each and every one of those self pitying whining assholes.

I hate Dr. Phil but I think he has a better shot than anybody else at getting through to these people.

Sly_RJ · 07-26-2003, 06:09 PM

Spounge Bob would solve all of their problems. We should send him in.

Tuzz · 07-26-2003, 06:55 PM

Kill them all...let their god sort them out...

Xplicit · 07-26-2003, 07:23 PM

Is there an essay contest I missed?

Thrawn$ · 07-26-2003, 07:28 PM

he's trying to win the dumbest post contest!

abadfish · 07-26-2003, 07:51 PM

That was funny.

Paul Markham · 07-26-2003, 08:18 PM

Yes why don't the Iraqis all love America?

Maybe because they do not think like people in California.

Webby · 07-26-2003, 08:52 PM

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Yes why don't the Iraqis all love America?

Maybe because they do not think like people in California.

07-26-2003, 06:07 PM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	The Iraq Solution oh my fucking god - is there a bigger bunch of whiners on the planet than these Iraqis? waaaaah waaaaaah waaaaaaaaah - where's the electricity? where's my water? where's my medicine? every day i'm reading more articles where every last one of them is bitching about something that the Americans have or haven't done right. And these are people who have lived on that soil for thousands of years, and America does everything wrong, yet these geniuses in all these centuries have accomplished what ........... nothing. Jesus, U.S forces killed two of the most despicable villains and symbols of a diabolical regime, one so despicable even his evil tyrant father tried to have him assasinated - but is Musaf Q. Public happy? Noooooooooooooooooooooo.............. we don't believe it's them, you faked it, doesn't look like them but if it is them then you have commited blasphemy against Islam by showing their dead bodies ........ WE CAN'T FUCKING WIN WITH THESE PEOPLE! You blow up a building filled with enemies of the people and it's 'Why couldn't you have done this without blowing up the house? Rebuild everything you destroyed American invaders' Nothing short of giving them each $1,000,000 and leaving them alone to kill each other will make them happy. And of course even if we did do exactly as they wish, gave them each a million dollars and packed up and left them to their own devices ........ guess what? you'd come back in 5 years and they'd be right back where they started, broke ass unemployed whiney street beggars killing and raping each other. The way I see it, there's only one possible chance at getting these mutants in line. One man who has the skills and the ability to talk to the uneducated and moronic - Dr. Phil. Send that baldheaded hillbilly bastard over there to Iraq and don't let him come back until he has counselled each and every one of those self pitying whining assholes. I hate Dr. Phil but I think he has a better shot than anybody else at getting through to these people. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

07-26-2003, 06:09 PM	#2
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07-26-2003, 07:28 PM	#5
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07-26-2003, 08:18 PM	#7
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Yes why don't the Iraqis all love America? Maybe because they do not think like people in California. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

07-26-2003, 06:55 PM	#3
Tuzz Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sunny Florida Posts: 171	Kill them all...let their god sort them out...

07-26-2003, 07:23 PM	#4
Xplicit Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: █◄►█ Posts: 3,558	Is there an essay contest I missed?

07-26-2003, 07:51 PM	#6
abadfish Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: WA Posts: 1,482	That was funny.