The Iraq Solution
oh my fucking god - is there a bigger bunch of whiners on the planet than these Iraqis? waaaaah waaaaaah waaaaaaaaah - where's the electricity? where's my water? where's my medicine? every day i'm reading more articles where every last one of them is bitching about something that the Americans have or haven't done right. And these are people who have lived on that soil for thousands of years, and America does everything wrong, yet these geniuses in all these centuries have accomplished what ........... nothing.
Jesus, U.S forces killed two of the most despicable villains and symbols of a diabolical regime, one so despicable even his evil tyrant father tried to have him assasinated - but is Musaf Q. Public happy? Noooooooooooooooooooooo.............. we don't believe it's them, you faked it, doesn't look like them but if it is them then you have commited blasphemy against Islam by showing their dead bodies ........ WE CAN'T FUCKING WIN WITH THESE PEOPLE! You blow up a building filled with enemies of the people and it's 'Why couldn't you have done this without blowing up the house? Rebuild everything you destroyed American invaders' Nothing short of giving them each $1,000,000 and leaving them alone to kill each other will make them happy. And of course even if we did do exactly as they wish, gave them each a million dollars and packed up and left them to their own devices ........ guess what? you'd come back in 5 years and they'd be right back where they started, broke ass unemployed whiney street beggars killing and raping each other.
The way I see it, there's only one possible chance at getting these mutants in line. One man who has the skills and the ability to talk to the uneducated and moronic - Dr. Phil. Send that baldheaded hillbilly bastard over there to Iraq and don't let him come back until he has counselled each and every one of those self pitying whining assholes.
I hate Dr. Phil but I think he has a better shot than anybody else at getting through to these people.
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