Punk Ass Teenagers.

[Pipecrew]

My neighbor is a private investigator and has two pretty hot daughters, 17 and 18.. Its like almost every weekend that some jealous guys or some guy they shut down does the "teenage" thing and drives by at 3am and eggs the chicks cars. They also will hit up one of ours as a poor attempt to make the attack look totally random. Complete dumbasses, my neighbor set up a video camera in his living room to see if he could catch those people but no luck, its normally too dark as it happens around 3:30am.

Anyways it happened lastnight around 3:30am which really pisses me off because I had just got home around then.


Last summer I was extremely lucky and was able to hear an attack on my neighbors house before it happened, it was a bunch of punk teenagers in a JEEP YJ, I could hear the sub so I looked out the window and was able to recognize the jeep as belonging in the area. Ofcourse they hit up my brothers car as well.

We located the owners house, and I must of checked every night for 3 weeks intill that one night the punk left the jeep in the driveway with the Top Off... Between 3 guys, We unloaded about 25 eggs into this guys interior and exterior. Damn it felt good

Now the game has begun again! probably just a new batch of teenagers, but the time will come for them, it always does

[hvidlogspusher]

cut the tires and shit on the seats!

[chodadog]

Yeah, seriously. Don't just egg it. Cut up the seats. Slash the tires. Key the paint work. And then egg it for good measure.

[eiht_98]

hide a dead fish in the car

[hvidlogspusher]

if you really hate them you could get your hands on some cp and burn it on a cd and leave it in the car and call the cops

[mjrools23]

get some bb guns and wait for them to come again

[bigdog]

Originally posted by hvidlogspusher
if you really hate them you could get your hands on some cp and burn it on a cd and leave it in the car and call the cops

damn thats wrong

[jimmyf]

Originally posted by eiht_98
hide a dead fish in the car

I've done this before in the summer under the seat, if they leave the car unlocked put 2 or 3 under the hood also. They will find the one under seat pretty fast but under the hood will take awhile.

[Undutchable]

Originally posted by hvidlogspusher
if you really hate them you could get your hands on some cp and burn it on a cd and leave it in the car and call the cops

I don't know what's more shady, the idea itself or the fact that the one suggesting it probably has access to CP in the first place

[foe]

Originally posted by jimmyf
I've done this before in the summer under the seat, if they leave the car unlocked put 2 or 3 under the hood also. They will find the one under seat pretty fast but under the hood will take awhile.

best is on top of the muffler and tie it with a hanger, each time they drive it cooks up just enough to smell

[Herb Kornfield]

Hey Pipe,

Here is a much better idea to fuckup their world and be on the downlow at the sametime.

1.Get 2 supersoakers.
2. Few 2 liters of coca-cola

Load up the supersoakers and blast the jeep with the coke. The soda will eat the paint off the truck overnight and really make the interior a total mess.

1lb bag of Suagr a nice funnel - right in the gas tank / when they are driving the sugar will melt, crystalize and trash the engine.

Pancake syurp and newspapers - pour syurp all over windshild and place newspapers on that. On a winters night the syurp freezes and they will be ther forever chipping it off and the ink from the papers has to be removed as well.

My personal favorites

1. Order delivery food to their house from as many places as you can in the local phone book. Use a payphone and give that as the callback #.....never fails

2. Cabs - have cabs sent to their house from as many taxi services as you can get in the area. Tell the taxi place you are going to the local airport and will pay whatever it takes to get there. Also, that you are hard of hearing and please BANG loudly on the door. This is great at 1am - 2am to have happen to the target.

Let me know what ya think man, HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[SKULL]

Here dump a dead racoon inside the car, dumb a bag of sugar in his gas tank, and spill acid in his paint that surely will piss them off....

[chowda]

u can plant a bomb in the car. and let it explode when they turn it on

[Tipsy]

Originally posted by chowda
u can plant a bomb in the car. and let it explode when they turn it on

Make it a nuke - get the whole neighourhood too!

[chowda]

Originally posted by Tipsy


Make it a nuke - get the whole neighourhood too!

he lives in ontario.. i might get the fallout!

[Tipsy]

Originally posted by chowda


he lives in ontario.. i might get the fallout!

A small nuke? What about fairly localised chemical weapons?

[Pipecrew]

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
Hey Pipe,

Here is a much better idea to fuckup their world and be on the downlow at the sametime.

1.Get 2 supersoakers.
2. Few 2 liters of coca-cola

Load up the supersoakers and blast the jeep with the coke. The soda will eat the paint off the truck overnight and really make the interior a total mess.

1lb bag of Suagr a nice funnel - right in the gas tank / when they are driving the sugar will melt, crystalize and trash the engine.

Pancake syurp and newspapers - pour syurp all over windshild and place newspapers on that. On a winters night the syurp freezes and they will be ther forever chipping it off and the ink from the papers has to be removed as well.

My personal favorites

1. Order delivery food to their house from as many places as you can in the local phone book. Use a payphone and give that as the callback #.....never fails

2. Cabs - have cabs sent to their house from as many taxi services as you can get in the area. Tell the taxi place you are going to the local airport and will pay whatever it takes to get there. Also, that you are hard of hearing and please BANG loudly on the door. This is great at 1am - 2am to have happen to the target.

Let me know what ya think man, HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

ahahaha thats some good shit. Back when I was in highschool someone kept egging a friend of mines house and we knew who it was so we bought 6 litres of Round UP (the grass/planet killer) and browned out the front lawn!

I like the super soaker idea, i've heard about pop doing that!

[natas]

in the past i have used the brake fluid in a waterpistol approach.

this sprays the whole paint job nicely with a few trigger pushes and completely fucks it up...kind of melts the paint off. You can destroy the appearence of a whole car in seconds.

Get on a bike at night, hood up, pistol in pocket, shit you can even spray as you ride past or stop for a few seconds to make sure you do every panel heh

here in the uk they cant even claim on the insurance for that shit, as its classed as wear and tear (same shit as paintchips from stones etc)

Quick, easy way to really piss someone off, forget the eggs lol

[natas]

Originally posted by Pipecrew
we bought 6 litres of Round UP (the grass/planet killer) and browned out the front lawn!

another good one, regular washing powder works a treat here heh.

I used to like spelling out words in big letters on people's lawns.

One of my ex neighbours had "twat" in 3 foot high letters right in the middle of his front garden for a few months haha

[chowda]

take a putter from those miniputt

wait until its late at nite.

drive by and smash something.

i calculate that it takes around 15 seconds to wreck a car

[hvidlogspusher]

Originally posted by Undutchable


I don't know what's more shady, the idea itself or the fact that the one suggesting it probably has access to CP in the first place

did you really think i ment it.... thats funny :D

but go take a look in the anarchist cockbook there are alot of good stuff!

[dirtyone]

Torch the fucker!


Ask me about arson for fun and profit.

[Sassyass]

Yo man,
Sum on shoved a bannana in ma tail pipe.

[jasonwdude]

one more useful 'egg' way:

1. get the biggest syringe you can find with thickest needle

2. slightly smash a few eggs with a mixer and fill the syringe with it

3. now be a doctor for a while
Make several 'injections' into car seats in different places, also dont forget doors and floor, all fabrics, etc...

4. 3-4 days passed - and the smell is awesome! they will need to throw away the whole seats and carpets...

...and the pierced places are almost invisible, so they won't notice anything until it rot


I tested this recipe personally - it really works! that bastard is still tearing hair on his ass (2 years already)

[ozzymandius]

Use the old sugar in the gas tank trick.

[jasonwdude]

but the best of all is to shoot em

[KRL]

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
Hey Pipe,

Here is a much better idea to fuckup their world and be on the downlow at the sametime.

1.Get 2 supersoakers.
2. Few 2 liters of coca-cola

Load up the supersoakers and blast the jeep with the coke. The soda will eat the paint off the truck overnight and really make the interior a total mess.

1lb bag of Suagr a nice funnel - right in the gas tank / when they are driving the sugar will melt, crystalize and trash the engine.

Pancake syurp and newspapers - pour syurp all over windshild and place newspapers on that. On a winters night the syurp freezes and they will be ther forever chipping it off and the ink from the papers has to be removed as well.

My personal favorites

1. Order delivery food to their house from as many places as you can in the local phone book. Use a payphone and give that as the callback #.....never fails

2. Cabs - have cabs sent to their house from as many taxi services as you can get in the area. Tell the taxi place you are going to the local airport and will pay whatever it takes to get there. Also, that you are hard of hearing and please BANG loudly on the door. This is great at 1am - 2am to have happen to the target.

Let me know what ya think man, HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Jesus Christ Herb, I wouldn't want to be on your enemies list.

[Pipecrew]

Originally posted by KRL


Jesus Christ Herb, I wouldn't want to be on your enemies list.

I'am willing to bet I know a couple people on it

[AaronM]

Originally posted by Pipecrew
My neighbor is a private investigator and has two pretty hot daughters, 17 and 18.. Its like almost every weekend that some jealous guys or some guy they shut down does the "teenage" thing and drives by at 3am and eggs the chicks cars. They also will hit up one of ours as a poor attempt to make the attack look totally random. Complete dumbasses, my neighbor set up a video camera in his living room to see if he could catch those people but no luck, its normally too dark as it happens around 3:30am.

Anyways it happened lastnight around 3:30am which really pisses me off because I had just got home around then.


Last summer I was extremely lucky and was able to hear an attack on my neighbors house before it happened, it was a bunch of punk teenagers in a JEEP YJ, I could hear the sub so I looked out the window and was able to recognize the jeep as belonging in the area. Ofcourse they hit up my brothers car as well.

We located the owners house, and I must of checked every night for 3 weeks intill that one night the punk left the jeep in the driveway with the Top Off... Between 3 guys, We unloaded about 25 eggs into this guys interior and exterior. Damn it felt good

Now the game has begun again! probably just a new batch of teenagers, but the time will come for them, it always does

Forget the punks and fuck the 18 year old then get her to work on preparing the 17 year old for one hell of a birthday party. Their dad already has the video camera. This could be a very good thing.

It's one thing to fuck in daddy's bed but it's another to use his camera to record it.