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Hey Pipe,
Here is a much better idea to fuckup their world and be on the downlow at the sametime.
1.Get 2 supersoakers.
2. Few 2 liters of coca-cola
Load up the supersoakers and blast the jeep with the coke. The soda will eat the paint off the truck overnight and really make the interior a total mess.
1lb bag of Suagr a nice funnel - right in the gas tank / when they are driving the sugar will melt, crystalize and trash the engine.
Pancake syurp and newspapers - pour syurp all over windshild and place newspapers on that. On a winters night the syurp freezes and they will be ther forever chipping it off and the ink from the papers has to be removed as well.
My personal favorites
1. Order delivery food to their house from as many places as you can in the local phone book. Use a payphone and give that as the callback #.....never fails
2. Cabs - have cabs sent to their house from as many taxi services as you can get in the area. Tell the taxi place you are going to the local airport and will pay whatever it takes to get there. Also, that you are hard of hearing and please BANG loudly on the door. This is great at 1am - 2am to have happen to the target.
Let me know what ya think man, HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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