Speaking of fast food, what up with Taco Hell? - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 07-25-2003, 05:38 PM

Their "Grilled chicken stuffed burrito"

"Stuffed with grilled chicken,
fresh lettuce,
and <i>crispy RED strips</i>"

"Crispy red strips"???? WTF are red strips? You'd think it would kill them to put a few slices of fresh red pepper in there.

I think taco hell has gone mental. The fucking idiot talking on their commercial seems to think that crispy red strips are something we want to eat badly. Holy shit this whole world is being flushed down the fucking toilet.

Tonight I drink.

candyflip · 07-25-2003, 05:42 PM

They have a contest going right now.

"Win Gas from Taco Bell"

Whoever thought this one up is a fucking genius.

LadyMischief · 07-25-2003, 05:45 PM

You guys are both mental :P

CDSmith · 07-25-2003, 05:45 PM

Sorta reminds me of the old.....

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lilbitch · 07-25-2003, 05:54 PM

funny thing is, I've actually seen that sign in person and close-up, CD...

CDSmith · 07-25-2003, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by lilbitch
funny thing is, I've actually seen that sign in person and close-up, CD...

But have you eaten any crispy red strips lately?

THAT is the bigger question.

BigFrog · 07-25-2003, 06:09 PM

you are so right.

saw that commercial tonight and was like what the fuck? what is a crispy red strip and why would i want it?

fucking retards.

CDSmith · 07-25-2003, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by BigFrog
you are so right.

saw that commercial tonight and was like what the fuck? what is a crispy red strip and why would i want it?

fucking retards.

Phoenix · 07-25-2003, 06:14 PM

unknown foods are the best.

i am a big fan of bacon off of a shelf...and cheese from a can.

ugh...tonight i drink as well...

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CDSmith · 07-25-2003, 06:16 PM

Cheese from a can I can live with. But crispy "red" strips? Fucking deep-fried sludge with red dye #5.

Taco bell can suck my scrote sweat before I'll eat their crusty red strips.

candyflip · 07-25-2003, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
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That looks just like my cat.

BigFrog · 07-25-2003, 06:18 PM

mmmmm.....red strips.

even if they arent crispy, just the thought of strips that are red makes me so damn hungry!

eroswebmaster · 07-25-2003, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
But have you eaten any crispy red strips lately?

THAT is the bigger question.

I ate that grilled chicken ceasar burrito concoction they've got going on now...and yes it does have the red strips.

I honestly don't now what they're supposed to be, the burrito is okay.

worked for taco bell for 7 years as a manager and seen some weird stuff, one example being the bacon series of foods we offered.

There was a bacon cheeseburger burrito, club sandwich soft taco, bacon mexican pizza *which was actually kinda tasty*.

Most of their promotions only run for so many months and Taco Bell got this huge deal on the bacon and the promo was such a flop that the food line was extended in some places for like 6 months past the initial promo expire time.

And as a manager it was such a pain in the ass because you had to cook the bacon fresh and have it ready in case a customer ordered it and since they weren't we were throwing tons of bacon away and it went against our our ICOS ...and then supervisors had the gall to yell at you over your food costs being out of whack.

Damn I'm glad I moved on.

CDSmith · 07-25-2003, 06:19 PM

I'd be interested to know what that fucker Amputate Your Crust has to say about "Crispy Red Strips"

Where the fuck is he?

candyflip · 07-25-2003, 06:20 PM

Bacon cheeseburger burrito was the best thing they ever served.

Chichio · 07-25-2003, 06:21 PM

Taco Bell rocks! I did notice the red strips thing, but I still can't think of a better place to blow 10$ at 4am and have a feast.

sumphatpimp · 07-25-2003, 06:22 PM

ease up on taco bell

one more nail in the internet coffin and you may wind working their.

CDSmith · 07-25-2003, 06:23 PM

At least there's no White Castle fanatics in here yet. The thought of those little cat-burgers they serve makes me want to projectile vomit.

CDSmith · 07-25-2003, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
ease up on taco bell

one more nail in the internet coffin and you may wind working their.

Smart webmasters everywhere are laughing at you.

FiReC · 07-25-2003, 06:29 PM

Why are you still eating at teco bell? It's all about the Del Taco

The reason I moved to phx

CDSmith · 07-25-2003, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FiReC
Why are you still eating at teco bell? It's all about the Del Taco

The reason I moved to phx

I saw their COMMERCIAL dude. Who said anything about me eating there?

Try to keep up.

FiReC · 07-25-2003, 06:37 PM

No DEL TACO where you live? that sucks

CDSmith · 07-25-2003, 06:40 PM

We have something called Taco Time here. They are awesome. I'm not hurting for fast taco food bro, not even close.

Gemini · 07-25-2003, 06:44 PM

Our local Taho H*ll guy told us what the red strips are... know how their food comes pre-pared in clear bags in some cases?!?! Well ya know those red tear strips on the bags? Yep, they are recycling those strips by chopping them up and tossing them in the mix.

CDSmith · 07-25-2003, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
Our local Taho H*ll guy told us what the red strips are... know how their food comes pre-pared in clear bags in some cases?!?! Well ya know those red tear strips on the bags? Yep, they are recycling those strips by chopping them up and tossing them in the mix.

That's a lot better than what I thought they were.

Oracle Porn · 07-25-2003, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Their "Grilled chicken stuffed burrito"

"Stuffed with grilled chicken,
fresh lettuce,
and <i>crispy RED strips</i>"

"Crispy red strips"???? WTF are red strips? You'd think it would kill them to put a few slices of fresh red pepper in there.

I think taco hell has gone mental. The fucking idiot talking on their commercial seems to think that crispy red strips are something we want to eat badly. Holy shit this whole world is being flushed down the fucking toilet.

Tonight I drink.

ROFLMAO!!! Good one dude....get some red pepers from home you cheap bastred!

MrSpeed · 07-25-2003, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Crispy red strips

Can't wait to ask my local TB what that means !

Can't Wait !!

Nardimus · 07-25-2003, 06:56 PM

crispy gordita crunch and a super size mountain dew.

eat that combo once a day and youll be stoked. i look good now that ive gained 14 pounds.

180 lbs here i come.

CDSmith · 07-25-2003, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
ROFLMAO!!! Good one dude....get some red pepers from home you cheap bastred!

I don't know what sinkhole you live in, but here we expect that when we eat at a restaurant, we don't have to run home for "fixin's".

07-25-2003, 07:13 PM

Apparently they're just red tortilla chips cut into strips.

I used to eat there all the time till I started having chest pains and breathing difficulty after I ate. Must be all the lard choking out my arteries.

You know it's time to go on a diet when you work up a sweat while eating.

Oracle Porn · 07-25-2003, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I don't know what sinkhole you live in, but here we expect that when we eat at a restaurant, we don't have to run home for "fixin's".

ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Im choking to death!

klik · 07-25-2003, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
blah blah blah when we eat at a restaurant, blah blah

I thought this thread was about Taco Bell?

CDSmith · 07-25-2003, 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by evildick
You know it's time to go on a diet when you work up a sweat while eating.

Oh shit.... Every meal for the past 9 years now.

SexxxyChat-T · 07-25-2003, 07:17 PM

I ate Taco Smell last week... 7 Layers with no Guacamole and the little bastard that made my shit put fucking Guac in it... I was sick as a dog...

If it wasn't like midnight when I got it I would have raised hell... but wanna talk about incompetence...

BlackCrayon · 07-25-2003, 07:53 PM

i stopped eating taco bell years ago, always fucks up my stomach. i wonder when taco bell will start including diapers with their meals.

07-25-2003, 05:38 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Speaking of fast food, what up with Taco Hell? Their "Grilled chicken stuffed burrito" "Stuffed with grilled chicken, fresh lettuce, and <i>crispy RED strips</i>" "Crispy red strips"???? WTF are red strips? You'd think it would kill them to put a few slices of fresh red pepper in there. I think taco hell has gone mental. The fucking idiot talking on their commercial seems to think that crispy red strips are something we want to eat badly. Holy shit this whole world is being flushed down the fucking toilet. Tonight I drink. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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07-25-2003, 06:09 PM	#7
BigFrog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,057	you are so right. saw that commercial tonight and was like what the fuck? what is a crispy red strip and why would i want it? fucking retards.

07-25-2003, 06:16 PM	#10
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Cheese from a can I can live with. But crispy "red" strips? Fucking deep-fried sludge with red dye #5. Taco bell can suck my scrote sweat before I'll eat their crusty red strips. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

07-25-2003, 06:18 PM	#12
BigFrog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,057	mmmmm.....red strips. even if they arent crispy, just the thought of strips that are red makes me so damn hungry!

07-25-2003, 06:19 PM	#14
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I'd be interested to know what that fucker Amputate Your Crust has to say about "Crispy Red Strips" Where the fuck is he? __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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07-25-2003, 06:21 PM	#16
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07-25-2003, 06:22 PM	#17
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	ease up on taco bell one more nail in the internet coffin and you may wind working their.

07-25-2003, 06:23 PM	#18
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07-25-2003, 06:56 PM	#28
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07-25-2003, 07:13 PM	#30
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Apparently they're just red tortilla chips cut into strips. I used to eat there all the time till I started having chest pains and breathing difficulty after I ate. Must be all the lard choking out my arteries. You know it's time to go on a diet when you work up a sweat while eating.

07-25-2003, 07:17 PM	#34
SexxxyChat-T Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 697	I ate Taco Smell last week... 7 Layers with no Guacamole and the little bastard that made my shit put fucking Guac in it... I was sick as a dog... If it wasn't like midnight when I got it I would have raised hell... but wanna talk about incompetence... __________________ Need more cowbell? Then offer SexxxyChat live webcam feeds to your customers! Make up to 35% of all sales, $30 on first purchase, or $10 per signup

07-25-2003, 07:53 PM	#35
BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	i stopped eating taco bell years ago, always fucks up my stomach. i wonder when taco bell will start including diapers with their meals.