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CDSmith 07-25-2003 05:38 PM

Speaking of fast food, what up with Taco Hell?
 
Their "Grilled chicken stuffed burrito"

"Stuffed with grilled chicken,
fresh lettuce,
and <i>crispy RED strips</i>"



"Crispy red strips"???? WTF are red strips? You'd think it would kill them to put a few slices of fresh red pepper in there.



I think taco hell has gone mental. The fucking idiot talking on their commercial seems to think that crispy red strips are something we want to eat badly. Holy shit this whole world is being flushed down the fucking toilet.


Tonight I drink. :glugglug

candyflip 07-25-2003 05:42 PM

They have a contest going right now.

"Win Gas from Taco Bell"

Whoever thought this one up is a fucking genius.

LadyMischief 07-25-2003 05:45 PM

You guys are both mental :P

CDSmith 07-25-2003 05:45 PM

Sorta reminds me of the old.....


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lilbitch 07-25-2003 05:54 PM

funny thing is, I've actually seen that sign in person and close-up, CD...

CDSmith 07-25-2003 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lilbitch
funny thing is, I've actually seen that sign in person and close-up, CD...
But have you eaten any crispy red strips lately?



THAT is the bigger question.

BigFrog 07-25-2003 06:09 PM

you are so right.

saw that commercial tonight and was like what the fuck? what is a crispy red strip and why would i want it?

fucking retards.

CDSmith 07-25-2003 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigFrog
you are so right.

saw that commercial tonight and was like what the fuck? what is a crispy red strip and why would i want it?

fucking retards.

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Phoenix 07-25-2003 06:14 PM

unknown foods are the best.


i am a big fan of bacon off of a shelf...and cheese from a can.

ugh...tonight i drink as well...

Toronto webmasters shindig at Hush and then Film..if anyone cares....:winkwink:

CDSmith 07-25-2003 06:16 PM

Cheese from a can I can live with. But crispy "red" strips? Fucking deep-fried sludge with red dye #5.



Taco bell can suck my scrote sweat before I'll eat their crusty red strips.

candyflip 07-25-2003 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
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That looks just like my cat.

BigFrog 07-25-2003 06:18 PM

mmmmm.....red strips.

even if they arent crispy, just the thought of strips that are red makes me so damn hungry!
:1orglaugh

eroswebmaster 07-25-2003 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
But have you eaten any crispy red strips lately?



THAT is the bigger question.

I ate that grilled chicken ceasar burrito concoction they've got going on now...and yes it does have the red strips.

I honestly don't now what they're supposed to be, the burrito is okay.

worked for taco bell for 7 years as a manager and seen some weird stuff, one example being the bacon series of foods we offered.

There was a bacon cheeseburger burrito, club sandwich soft taco, bacon mexican pizza *which was actually kinda tasty*.

Most of their promotions only run for so many months and Taco Bell got this huge deal on the bacon and the promo was such a flop that the food line was extended in some places for like 6 months past the initial promo expire time.

And as a manager it was such a pain in the ass because you had to cook the bacon fresh and have it ready in case a customer ordered it and since they weren't we were throwing tons of bacon away and it went against our our ICOS ...and then supervisors had the gall to yell at you over your food costs being out of whack.

Damn I'm glad I moved on.

CDSmith 07-25-2003 06:19 PM

I'd be interested to know what that fucker Amputate Your Crust has to say about "Crispy Red Strips"



Where the fuck is he?

candyflip 07-25-2003 06:20 PM

Bacon cheeseburger burrito was the best thing they ever served.

Chichio 07-25-2003 06:21 PM

Taco Bell rocks! I did notice the red strips thing, but I still can't think of a better place to blow 10$ at 4am and have a feast.

sumphatpimp 07-25-2003 06:22 PM

ease up on taco bell

one more nail in the internet coffin and you may wind working their.

CDSmith 07-25-2003 06:23 PM

At least there's no White Castle fanatics in here yet. The thought of those little cat-burgers they serve makes me want to projectile vomit.

CDSmith 07-25-2003 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
ease up on taco bell

one more nail in the internet coffin and you may wind working their.

Smart webmasters everywhere are laughing at you.

FiReC 07-25-2003 06:29 PM

Why are you still eating at teco bell? It's all about the Del Taco

The reason I moved to phx

CDSmith 07-25-2003 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FiReC
Why are you still eating at teco bell? It's all about the Del Taco

The reason I moved to phx

I saw their COMMERCIAL dude. Who said anything about me eating there?



Try to keep up.

FiReC 07-25-2003 06:37 PM

No DEL TACO where you live? that sucks

CDSmith 07-25-2003 06:40 PM

We have something called Taco Time here. They are awesome. I'm not hurting for fast taco food bro, not even close.

Gemini 07-25-2003 06:44 PM

Our local Taho H*ll guy told us what the red strips are... know how their food comes pre-pared in clear bags in some cases?!?! Well ya know those red tear strips on the bags? Yep, they are recycling those strips by chopping them up and tossing them in the mix. :Graucho :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :winkwink:

CDSmith 07-25-2003 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
Our local Taho H*ll guy told us what the red strips are... know how their food comes pre-pared in clear bags in some cases?!?! Well ya know those red tear strips on the bags? Yep, they are recycling those strips by chopping them up and tossing them in the mix. :Graucho :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :winkwink:
That's a lot better than what I thought they were.

Oracle Porn 07-25-2003 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Their "Grilled chicken stuffed burrito"

"Stuffed with grilled chicken,
fresh lettuce,
and <i>crispy RED strips</i>"



"Crispy red strips"???? WTF are red strips? You'd think it would kill them to put a few slices of fresh red pepper in there.



I think taco hell has gone mental. The fucking idiot talking on their commercial seems to think that crispy red strips are something we want to eat badly. Holy shit this whole world is being flushed down the fucking toilet.


Tonight I drink. :glugglug

ROFLMAO!!! Good one dude....get some red pepers from home you cheap bastred!

MrSpeed 07-25-2003 06:54 PM

Quote:

Crispy red strips
Can't wait to ask my local TB what that means !

Can't Wait !!

Nardimus 07-25-2003 06:56 PM

crispy gordita crunch and a super size mountain dew.

eat that combo once a day and youll be stoked. i look good now that ive gained 14 pounds.

180 lbs here i come.

CDSmith 07-25-2003 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
ROFLMAO!!! Good one dude....get some red pepers from home you cheap bastred!
I don't know what sinkhole you live in, but here we expect that when we eat at a restaurant, we don't have to run home for "fixin's".


:eek7

evildick 07-25-2003 07:13 PM

Apparently they're just red tortilla chips cut into strips.

I used to eat there all the time till I started having chest pains and breathing difficulty after I ate. Must be all the lard choking out my arteries.

You know it's time to go on a diet when you work up a sweat while eating.

Oracle Porn 07-25-2003 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I don't know what sinkhole you live in, but here we expect that when we eat at a restaurant, we don't have to run home for "fixin's".


:eek7

ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Im choking to death!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

klik 07-25-2003 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
blah blah blah when we eat at a restaurant, blah blah

I thought this thread was about Taco Bell?

CDSmith 07-25-2003 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
You know it's time to go on a diet when you work up a sweat while eating.
Oh shit.... Every meal for the past 9 years now.


:uhoh

SexxxyChat-T 07-25-2003 07:17 PM

I ate Taco Smell last week... 7 Layers with no Guacamole and the little bastard that made my shit put fucking Guac in it... I was sick as a dog...

If it wasn't like midnight when I got it I would have raised hell... but wanna talk about incompetence...

BlackCrayon 07-25-2003 07:53 PM

i stopped eating taco bell years ago, always fucks up my stomach. i wonder when taco bell will start including diapers with their meals.


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