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Black widow
Before i go on a spider killing spree in my house... can anyone tell me why I should not kill spiders and what thier purposes in the ecological circle is?
I have been harboring a black widow in my computer room for a few months and cant quite seem to want to kill it yet. I have so many species around my house....the only poisonous one is the Black widow so far. |
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take some pix of the black widow
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for every spider in your house that you kill you let 100 other bugs live(in your house).(with you)...(little ones that get in your nose and ears and mouth.
in conclusion: spiders are good. |
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If i can get her to come out from under my ac unit... let me get my cam and try..
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and nose...
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you don't wanna get bit by that sucker
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I let spiders live here.
Not Black Widows though, very common here but fuck that. They make more ;) Other spiiders sure, I have a few that hang out in my spare bathroom, the door is usually closed and its dark in there during the summer I used to notice a few ants arou8nd the pad, but not so much this year, I think my spider friends have taken care of me. ;)
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she has crawled back behind the AC unit and wont let me take a pic of her.. i will have to use the element of suprise.. like the camcorder in the dark with nighvision..lol |
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We had some mystery ants in one of the bathrooms, drove me nuts trying to get rid of them... then those long leg spiders showed up and started taking them out.
There are always 2-3 of them that come and go now, but they mostly disappear in the daytime. Much better than packs of ants by far. oh yeah, but fuck poisonous insects for sure...kill it! |
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set off a bug bomb in the room and close the door for eight hours...that will get the fucker. Of course...then wipe down everything in the room to clean up the residue.
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they kill bugs bro
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Found a black widow here on July 4th, and we did kill it. Had a tarantula the size of a dinner plate outside last year and we had to chase it off, since it just wouldn't leave.
I don't kill scorpions tho when I see them... catch them and send them back outside to do their jobs. |
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that's your call but if there are all those other bugs then there will be all kinds of birds hanging around your house...
then the cats will come in and take over... then you will have to get a bear cuz olny thing that eats a cat is a bear... then elephant , then bazzoka, then hulk, then nuke, then everyone is dead... don't kill the spider man.. I don't wanna die yet. |
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I would move if I ever saw a spider bigger then a quarter anywhere within a mile of me.
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Black widows make good pets, for real. Catch it and put it in a jar. This way you keep it alive yet always know where it's at.
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I got black widows here in Fla in the pool screen area, they lay those pointy white eggs under the aluminum beams, any raid killer spray for spiders will do the trick.
If you kill mama, a ton of babies go running off her body everywhere. |
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Get a few of these, they take out everything in their path.
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i havent seen any snakes here either... used to have copper heads, rattlers, and water moccasins on my property...copperheads are so small and look so innocent.. i had no idea i had picked one up and was bringing it home as a pet till my b/f at the time whipped out the gun and shot the poor thing..lol he had a severe fear of snakes... didnt help that i owned "ruby' the 9 foot bull snake...hehe..he would check her cage everynight and make sure it was secure (i used to let her run loose in my room at night while i slept) |
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I was that kid who listened to Alice Cooper and played with snakes teasing the girls
hahah
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Its where I get it from ;) She was cleaning the house all day jamming Alice Cooper Goes To Hell 8 track and Destroyer, I rmember her playing Kiss mostly because I was born in 76, thats when Destroyer and Rock and Roll all Nite came out, she played them for yeeears. Embedded that shit in me. Rock for life.
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from then on its been evil every day.
something fucks up a kid listening to Kiss and Alice Cooper everyday before he is 10 hahaha
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just threw on Strutter 78.
shit it brings me back. ' Artist: Kiss Album: Double Platinum Title: Strutter '78 I know a thing or two about her I know she'll only make you cry She'll let you walk the street beside her But when she wants she'll pass you by Ev'rybody said she's lookin' good And the lady knows it's understood Strutter! Strutter! Strutter! She wears her satin like a lady She gets her way just like a child You take her home and she says "maybe, baby" She takes you down and drives you wild Ev'rybody said she's lookin' good And the lady knows it's understood' I was 2 you ladies know Paul, gene, and Ace had your penties wet. hahaha
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i was 10 in '76..by that time i had been to several outdoor concerts , been to many a crazy biker bash...seen lots of evil doing..
I'm glad my parents didnt try to sheild me from different things in life other than the normal beaver cleaver shit I even followed in my moms footsteps.... she was at a alice cooper concert when she was 8 months pregnant with me... i went to a frank zappa concert when i was about to give birth with my first child(was nice having all the bodygaurds stand around me to protect me up front) |
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Zappa was the fucking man.
I've collected his albums as long as I can remember.
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kill the fucker, there are plenty of other non poisonous spiders around to handle the other bugs in the house. I've been bit by a brown recluse and a black widow, both wound up putting me in the hospital. it's really not worth the trouble
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brown recluses are wicked nasty.. have to get pics of it before i off her.. |
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Sweet jesus, where do you people live with all those crazy bugs in your house. Is it the norm, or do you just have bug infested houses? I live in NH, and I am proud to say there are no poisonous bugs in my house. The scariest thing I have is a chipmunk under the porch... digs holes everywhere buy my girl won't let me get rid of it because it gets up on the chair with her when shes out tanning.
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damn guys...where do you live?...scorpions, black widows, snakes...aaaargh
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get the hoover out and
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For every spider that you kill, you will loose 10 signups
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OOooh . . . make a video of you playing with it, talking to it, your "inspiration" . . . the black widow! Then put on your stilettos and STOMP it. Then speak to the camera about how you love stomping spineless creatures to bits. Then come over here and stomp on houseboy for the grand finale!!
Yeah!!!! Or maybe that's too elaborate? I'm sure those stompy foot fetishist giantess worshippers would love it though. Wouldn't it be sexy to do a video with two girls (ahem) in schoolgirl outfits ripping legs off bugs, holding little funerals for them, performing little magic incantations to make all the boys' zippers pull down and their embarrassing erections wiggle out? You are my inspiration . . . my muse . . . C_U_Next_Tuesday. |
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ive puked on the side of the road driving through baton rouge on college road trip parties hahaha so many times with friends its silly. (no i wasnt driving) ;)
Can always tell when you getting close, the sugar cane on the side of the road and all the dead ones on the road. used to like driving from Houston to baton Rouge with my punk rock friends hitting bars. good times.
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this whole fucking thread is making my flesh crawl. i kill anything with more than 4 legs on site. fuck that shit.
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