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My 1st wife was a stripper. But we dated and lived together long before she started dancing. Didnt really bother me, I always assumed she would run off with some biker and I'd be out of my misery. Finaly I joined the army and got rid of her and the fucked up lifestyle.
Sex was great, but she was kind of fucked up in the head, had a serious attachment issue, and it got worse when she started dancing. That bitch's cooking was like poison also. |
I dated a stripper for a few weeks once and it was the craziest bitch I ever met. She was totally hot, but after the drugs and booze wore off that first weekend it was a total mess.
She had the MOST issues mentally that I have ever seen in someone. Totally bizzare person, then she tells me that her boyfriend has just gotten out of jail and is coming home. Reason he went to jail: last guy he caught her with he put him in the hospital........ Needless to say, I immediately bounced from her place and tore ass home. I saw pics of this guy, typical gigantic biker. Few months later she called me out of the blue, the biker moved onto another stripper and she was alone at Christmas time and wanted to get back together. I was like, bitch, I only banged you for a week months ago, we wasnt together....lol Insane women I say |
"Well, they are without a doubt the easiest girls on the planet to pick up." - See Below.
"Its obvious that no one who posted really knows any dancers." - See Above. "They're fun and some are just college girls looking for easy money. Main thing to know though, 90% of them are either lesbian or bi-sexual." - Absolutely true! A real strong point in favor of dating a dancer. It's nice when your girlfriend lusts after the same women you do. "i must admit, i love most of the chicks i fuck. but i sure as hell ain't marrying them! cmon dude. cmon dude. jesus." - Yup, I love them too! But you gotta keep it in perspective. "you will regret ever meeting this chick I guarantee it" - I hate to admit it, but he's probably right! I dated a dancer for 5 years. Had lots of fun, lots of wild sex, lots of really fun wild sex......and spent a shitload of money! One thing about dancers, they do like spending! Oh yeah, did I mention the sex was great? |
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this is a funny ass thread with so many typical stereotypes of strippers being listed. I wish some of you guys would have been around to give my hubby all this advice.. he would be so much wiser today and not married to me..the poor thing..I feel so sorry for him to be married to a "stripper" now ex-stripper.... i didnt realize i was supposed to be so fucked up...damn, i better start acting like a stupid used up ho with no sense..and i better get on that drug addiction right now.. i feel like i missed out on so much...:1orglaugh |
typical stripper conversations:
my "two kids" from my three ex boyfriends... "i've got warrents for my arrest... b/c I didn't realize I really had to pay for citations" "i'm planning on going to law school... " "i'm planning on majoring in Psychology" I've got rent due.. are you ready for a dance yet... ... I'f those really interest you.. go for it.. just distinguish between "dating" and "f*cking"... :thumbsup |
I've dated a few, sorry but they all did have an insane amount of emotional baggage, drug problems, all the typical stereotypes. Yea, there's that 2 or 3% who have their shit together & weren't sexually abused as children & aren't drug fiends but they're exactly the type who wouldn't date anyone on this board anyways, lol. :1orglaugh
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I love dating strippers - some that I've dated are on my site - check my sig
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well being a stripper for 15 years, i have met chicks like that.. but to say only 2 to 3 percent arent fucked up is so fucking untrue guys..
i guess you have never been to some of the higher class places where the girls drive up in their new mercedes they paid for themselves .. or the ones that own several peices of real estate they paid for themselves.. or the chicks that do put themselves through school and start a career. You can spot the fucked up chicks a mile away..at least I can....oh, I forgot, i'm not a man with a dick that thinks for me:1orglaugh I am suprised of how judgemental some of you men are...but yet you actually go into a titty bar. I could tell you stories on more fucked up guys that have some serious emotional problems that are in titty bars than the girls that work there :1orglaugh |
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Any given percentage of ANY population is fucked in the head these days.
I love strippers. |
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Take the advice from someone who has...don't date a stripper. Feel free to fuck them til the cows come home, but whatever you do don't date them.
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The truest statement ever |
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yeah, your right.. that is all they are good for.. stupid bitches and ho's... fucking druggies..good for nothing but fucking :1orglaugh |
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If I were you, cosis, I'd pass on this. Not anything to do about strippers, but simply because you feel uncomfortable enough with the concept to have to ask about it. Doubts and insecurities that exist at the start of a relationship just tend to reinforce themselves over time.
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can i borrow a 20? |
I have dated many
they are better than Pornstars They are way more insecure- therefore they'll do ANYTHING. I need a new stripper girl chick. :arcadefre |
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guys that hang out in tit bars are so stupid and insecure and so easy to manipulate and send them on their way only to have them return the next week and start the whole process over again.. get paid.. go to bar... find a girl.. give her all my money.. go home alone..repeat....so steroetypical..dont y'all think.:1orglaugh |
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I used to run strip bars- you speak the truth brother- my favorite were the guys who'd come and and swear that the girl gave him her "number" Stupid fucks didn't realize the girl was already home fucking her boyfriend by the time he figured out his "number" was wrong.... |
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Strippers are just soul-less, worn out c-u-n-t-s
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Here's my 2 cents. If she's intelligent and not drugged out, it may be worth it. I met my gf at the Gold Club in Atlanta, and I've been with her over 5 years now. Of course it was rough and she had to lean on me a lot when she quit stripping, but it worked out. One thing to be aware of, if you're thinking long-term relationship, you will have to deal with the BIGGEST SET OF MATCHING EMOTIONIAL BAGGAGE ever. ALL kinds of hang-ups about sex. Comes with the territory, so beware.
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I worked in adult entertain bricks and mortar for 15 yrs. Most of the girls are messed up, there is the rare together one but that is very rare. I dated and lived with a stripper for six months, some incredible sex and the most painful personal relationship I have ever been in. My folks once stayed with us and afterwards my father said watch the movie "Whose afraid of Virginia Woolf?" I said why he said because thats your relationship. lol
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A little Bitter? Being a Strip Club Manager, bartender and content producer. Having dated many strippers and content Girls ..I say try your luck out .. But just don't put all your eggs in one basket right away ... everything you have heard here is some what true. But is a generalization ... My best freind is a stripper and Porn star, As is her husband and they've been happly together for 8 years with a beautiful boy ... So good stuff does happen .. Me on the other hand, had better relationships with strippers then with content girls .. So tread lightly and watch your and her everystep .. it's really up to you and her if a relationship will blossom ... Good luck (just don't shut the door in her face because of what she does for a living) |
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boy you guys seem to have so much experience with these fucked up chicks... could it ever be assumed that it is you that is fucked up for picking up chicks that are fucked up to begin with... or should we assume you love to hang out at these places so you can have your big man ego stroked by a bunch of used up worthelss, drugged out c-u-n-t-s... the experts speak!! everyone listen..lol |
bang her out man but dont let it get serious.
this is the key: DO NOT GET SERIOUS all strippers lives are shipwrecks and drama's. ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS AS FUCKED UP AS THEM. |
I will test the waters, if I sense the emotional baggage I won't let it get serious.......
I'll give it a shot atleast, would hate for a girl not to want to date me because I run porn sites |
i'd say yo have just about as much chance getting fucked around by a stripper then by any other women.
I know some very nice stroppers and some hollible ones, as with ANY other profession. |
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I'll take a chubby girl with a killer personality and knows how to cook anyday over a stripper. But thats just me. I havent been to a titty bar, or any sort of bar, in several years. |
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There ya go ...
I see more mental issues on this board and with the men who come into strip clubs (wearing wedding bands) trying to unload their baggage, my wife this my wife that and so on and so forth.. I am like, stupid fuck, have no respect for any of them men who come in cheating on their wives and complaing about them to a total stranger. Quote:
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Two rules to always live by in a strip club:
1) Every stripper is "broken" 2) Strippers do not have faces, feelings or boyfriends |
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