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Mr Pheer 07-25-2003 03:26 AM

My 1st wife was a stripper. But we dated and lived together long before she started dancing. Didnt really bother me, I always assumed she would run off with some biker and I'd be out of my misery. Finaly I joined the army and got rid of her and the fucked up lifestyle.

Sex was great, but she was kind of fucked up in the head, had a serious attachment issue, and it got worse when she started dancing. That bitch's cooking was like poison also.

Herb Kornfield 07-25-2003 04:42 AM

I dated a stripper for a few weeks once and it was the craziest bitch I ever met. She was totally hot, but after the drugs and booze wore off that first weekend it was a total mess.

She had the MOST issues mentally that I have ever seen in someone. Totally bizzare person, then she tells me that her boyfriend has just gotten out of jail and is coming home.

Reason he went to jail: last guy he caught her with he put him in the hospital........

Needless to say, I immediately bounced from her place and tore ass home. I saw pics of this guy, typical gigantic biker.

Few months later she called me out of the blue, the biker moved onto another stripper and she was alone at Christmas time and wanted to get back together. I was like, bitch, I only banged you for a week months ago, we wasnt together....lol

Insane women I say

xmedia 07-25-2003 04:44 AM

"Well, they are without a doubt the easiest girls on the planet to pick up." - See Below.

"Its obvious that no one who posted really knows any dancers." - See Above.

"They're fun and some are just college girls looking for easy money. Main thing to know though, 90% of them are either lesbian or bi-sexual." - Absolutely true! A real strong point in favor of dating a dancer. It's nice when your girlfriend lusts after the same women you do.

"i must admit, i love most of the chicks i fuck. but i sure as hell ain't marrying them! cmon dude. cmon dude. jesus." - Yup, I love them too! But you gotta keep it in perspective.

"you will regret ever meeting this chick I guarantee it" - I hate to admit it, but he's probably right!

I dated a dancer for 5 years. Had lots of fun, lots of wild sex, lots of really fun wild sex......and spent a shitload of money! One thing about dancers, they do like spending! Oh yeah, did I mention the sex was great?

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-25-2003 07:31 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah aahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahah ahaha and HA

this is a funny ass thread with so many typical stereotypes of strippers being listed.

I wish some of you guys would have been around to give my hubby all this advice.. he would be so much wiser today and not married to me..the poor thing..I feel so sorry for him to be married to a "stripper" now ex-stripper.... i didnt realize i was supposed to be so fucked up...damn, i better start acting like a stupid used up ho with no sense..and i better get on that drug addiction right now.. i feel like i missed out on so much...:1orglaugh

gregtx 07-25-2003 07:40 AM

typical stripper conversations:

my "two kids" from my three ex boyfriends...

"i've got warrents for my arrest... b/c I didn't realize I really had to pay for citations"

"i'm planning on going to law school... "

"i'm planning on majoring in Psychology"

I've got rent due.. are you ready for a dance yet...

...

I'f those really interest you.. go for it.. just distinguish between "dating" and "f*cking"... :thumbsup

badmunchkin 07-25-2003 07:41 AM

I've dated a few, sorry but they all did have an insane amount of emotional baggage, drug problems, all the typical stereotypes. Yea, there's that 2 or 3% who have their shit together & weren't sexually abused as children & aren't drug fiends but they're exactly the type who wouldn't date anyone on this board anyways, lol. :1orglaugh

schilli 07-25-2003 07:42 AM

I love dating strippers - some that I've dated are on my site - check my sig

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-25-2003 07:47 AM

well being a stripper for 15 years, i have met chicks like that.. but to say only 2 to 3 percent arent fucked up is so fucking untrue guys..

i guess you have never been to some of the higher class places where the girls drive up in their new mercedes they paid for themselves .. or the ones that own several peices of real estate they paid for themselves.. or the chicks that do put themselves through school and start a career. You can spot the fucked up chicks a mile away..at least I can....oh, I forgot, i'm not a man with a dick that thinks for me:1orglaugh


I am suprised of how judgemental some of you men are...but yet you actually go into a titty bar.

I could tell you stories on more fucked up guys that have some serious emotional problems that are in titty bars than the girls that work there

:1orglaugh

zzgundamnzz 07-25-2003 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cosis
Met a stripper outside of work, I am pretty sure she likes me but I do not know if it's a good idea to have a relationship with a stripper outside the nail and bail......

Anyone have any successful relationships with strippers?

Just go out with her... the girls just a stripper. Its not like your trying to ask out the content girl you just filmed :1orglaugh

Kimmykim 07-25-2003 08:42 AM

Any given percentage of ANY population is fucked in the head these days.

I love strippers.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-25-2003 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Any given percentage of ANY population is fucked in the head these days.

I love strippers.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh right on!

oops almost forgot

50

corvette 07-25-2003 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
I love strippers.
its true

GonZo 07-25-2003 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Any given percentage of ANY population is fucked in the head these days.

I love strippers.

Do they like kissing Kimmy ass?

Kimmykim 07-25-2003 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by corvett


its true

Shhhh, we don't need any witness corroboration in this thread !

candyflip 07-25-2003 08:52 AM

Take the advice from someone who has...don't date a stripper. Feel free to fuck them til the cows come home, but whatever you do don't date them.

Shok 07-25-2003 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim


I love strippers.


The truest statement ever

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-25-2003 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
Take the advice from someone who has...don't date a stripper. Feel free to fuck them til the cows come home, but whatever you do don't date them.
'


yeah, your right.. that is all they are good for.. stupid bitches and ho's... fucking druggies..good for nothing but fucking :1orglaugh

Kimmykim 07-25-2003 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok



The truest statement ever

Haha, like you have room to talk! Do not make me mention the word Cheetahs to you!

Shok 07-25-2003 09:01 AM

mmmmmm cheetahs

Kimmykim 07-25-2003 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
mmmmmm cheetahs
Grab Chris, forget Miami, let's go to Vegas!

fiveyes 07-25-2003 09:08 AM

If I were you, cosis, I'd pass on this. Not anything to do about strippers, but simply because you feel uncomfortable enough with the concept to have to ask about it. Doubts and insecurities that exist at the start of a relationship just tend to reinforce themselves over time.

Shok 07-25-2003 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim


Grab Chris, forget Miami, let's go to Vegas!


can i borrow a 20?

TheGoldenChild 07-25-2003 09:29 AM

I have dated many
they are better than Pornstars
They are way more insecure- therefore they'll do ANYTHING.

I need a new stripper girl chick.
:arcadefre

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-25-2003 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
I have dated many
they are better than Pornstars
They are way more insecure- therefore they'll do ANYTHING.

I need a new stripper girl chick.
:arcadefre

lol.. i guess the real losers stayed away from me because i was secure and was there to take their money..

guys that hang out in tit bars are so stupid and insecure and so easy to manipulate and send them on their way only to have them return the next week and start the whole process over again.. get paid.. go to bar... find a girl.. give her all my money.. go home alone..repeat....so steroetypical..dont y'all think.:1orglaugh

katdaddy 07-25-2003 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cosis
Met a stripper outside of work, I am pretty sure she likes me but I do not know if it's a good idea to have a relationship with a stripper outside the nail and bail......

Anyone have any successful relationships with strippers?

strippers are people too! do what your heart tells you too :D

s9ann0 07-25-2003 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios
I think this discussion has already taken place, a guy called Jerry Springer hosts a shows that deals with these issues
:o)

TheGoldenChild 07-25-2003 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


lol.. i guess the real losers stayed away from me because i was secure and was there to take their money..

guys that hang out in tit bars are so stupid and insecure and so easy to manipulate and send them on their way only to have them return the next week and start the whole process over again.. get paid.. go to bar... find a girl.. give her all my money.. go home alone..repeat....so steroetypical..dont y'all think.:1orglaugh


I used to run strip bars- you speak the truth brother-
my favorite were the guys who'd come and and swear that the girl gave him her "number"

Stupid fucks didn't realize the girl was already home fucking her boyfriend by the time he figured out his "number" was wrong....

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-25-2003 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle



I used to run strip bars- you speak the truth brother-
my favorite were the guys who'd come and and swear that the girl gave him her "number"

Stupid fucks didn't realize the girl was already home fucking her boyfriend by the time he figured out his "number" was wrong....

hehe.. i'm a "sister" and ex stripper:Graucho

jollyperv 07-25-2003 09:53 AM

Strippers are just soul-less, worn out c-u-n-t-s

MarcWomack 07-25-2003 09:53 AM

Here's my 2 cents. If she's intelligent and not drugged out, it may be worth it. I met my gf at the Gold Club in Atlanta, and I've been with her over 5 years now. Of course it was rough and she had to lean on me a lot when she quit stripping, but it worked out. One thing to be aware of, if you're thinking long-term relationship, you will have to deal with the BIGGEST SET OF MATCHING EMOTIONIAL BAGGAGE ever. ALL kinds of hang-ups about sex. Comes with the territory, so beware.

tony286 07-25-2003 09:55 AM

I worked in adult entertain bricks and mortar for 15 yrs. Most of the girls are messed up, there is the rare together one but that is very rare. I dated and lived with a stripper for six months, some incredible sex and the most painful personal relationship I have ever been in. My folks once stayed with us and afterwards my father said watch the movie "Whose afraid of Virginia Woolf?" I said why he said because thats your relationship. lol

vidvicious 07-25-2003 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jollyperv
Strippers are just soul-less, worn out c-u-n-t-s

A little Bitter?



Being a Strip Club Manager, bartender and content producer. Having dated many strippers and content Girls ..I say try your luck out .. But just don't put all your eggs in one basket right away ... everything you have heard here is some what true. But is a generalization ... My best freind is a stripper and Porn star, As is her husband and they've been happly together for 8 years with a beautiful boy ... So good stuff does happen .. Me on the other hand, had better relationships with strippers then with content girls .. So tread lightly and watch your and her everystep .. it's really up to you and her if a relationship will blossom ... Good luck (just don't shut the door in her face because of what she does for a living)

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-25-2003 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jollyperv
Strippers are just soul-less, worn out c-u-n-t-s
hahahahaha yeah..all of them are...
boy you guys seem to have so much experience with these fucked up chicks... could it ever be assumed that it is you that is fucked up for picking up chicks that are fucked up to begin with...

or should we assume you love to hang out at these places so you can have your big man ego stroked by a bunch of used up worthelss, drugged out c-u-n-t-s... the experts speak!! everyone listen..lol

jonesy 07-25-2003 10:56 AM

bang her out man but dont let it get serious.

this is the key: DO NOT GET SERIOUS

all strippers lives are shipwrecks and drama's.

ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS AS FUCKED UP AS THEM.

cosis 07-25-2003 11:18 AM

I will test the waters, if I sense the emotional baggage I won't let it get serious.......

I'll give it a shot atleast, would hate for a girl not to want to date me because I run porn sites

SleazyDream 07-25-2003 11:23 AM

i'd say yo have just about as much chance getting fucked around by a stripper then by any other women.

I know some very nice stroppers and some hollible ones, as with ANY other profession.

Mr Pheer 07-25-2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
well being a stripper for 15 years, i have met chicks like that.. but to say only 2 to 3 percent arent fucked up is so fucking untrue guys..

i guess you have never been to some of the higher class places where the girls drive up in their new mercedes they paid for themselves .. or the ones that own several peices of real estate they paid for themselves.. or the chicks that do put themselves through school and start a career. You can spot the fucked up chicks a mile away..at least I can....oh, I forgot, i'm not a man with a dick that thinks for me:1orglaugh


I am suprised of how judgemental some of you men are...but yet you actually go into a titty bar.

I could tell you stories on more fucked up guys that have some serious emotional problems that are in titty bars than the girls that work there

:1orglaugh

I havent dated many strippers, only the one I was married to. So I can only post my experiance with that one.

I'll take a chubby girl with a killer personality and knows how to cook anyday over a stripper. But thats just me.

I havent been to a titty bar, or any sort of bar, in several years.

Kimmykim 07-25-2003 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok



can i borrow a 20?

That won't get you far in Vegas lol...

venus 07-25-2003 01:28 PM

There ya go ...

I see more mental issues on this board and with the men who come into strip clubs (wearing wedding bands) trying to unload their baggage, my wife this my wife that and so on and so forth.. I am like, stupid fuck, have no respect for any of them men who come in cheating on their wives and complaing about them to a total stranger.



Quote:

Originally posted by badmunchkin
but they're exactly the type who wouldn't date anyone on this board anyways, lol. :1orglaugh

HardcoreTom 07-25-2003 02:03 PM

Two rules to always live by in a strip club:

1) Every stripper is "broken"
2) Strippers do not have faces, feelings or boyfriends


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