How to bang a chick and make her ... - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 07-24-2003, 05:35 AM

go home right after sex ?

Scott McD · 07-24-2003, 05:37 AM

Tell her she wasn't as good as her sister ??

Gemini · 07-24-2003, 05:43 AM

Call your buddy up right away and tell him, yeah you were right, girls aren't as good as guys!!

Corleone · 07-24-2003, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
Call your buddy up right away and tell him, yeah you were right, girls aren't as good as guys!!

Tala · 07-24-2003, 05:46 AM

Go to HER place and you don't have to worry about it. Besides, that way she doesn't know where you live, and you can be gone when she wakes up in the morning, PoOf!

(Not that I've ever done this, mind you...

)

skrog · 07-24-2003, 07:38 AM

Scream at her or do something really gross. To get her the fuck outta there. Give her the old dutch oven.

MassAppeal · 07-24-2003, 07:40 AM

dont they usually leave after you give them the money?

puresexnow · 07-24-2003, 07:43 AM

Tell her now that you're done you need to take a leak but are too lazy to get up... ask if you can use her pussy as a bedpan.

Herb Kornfield · 07-24-2003, 07:45 AM

Get freaky at her place....

Go into the other room after the shagging, page yourself from a phone in the other room and say its your job and you have bounce..........

Jeffery · 07-24-2003, 08:24 AM

Try to pay her...

hvidlogspusher · 07-24-2003, 08:40 AM

take your wallet and hand her a few 100s and ask her when you can book her again

Bulldog-Johnnie · 07-24-2003, 09:01 AM

Ever heard of a Cleveland Steamer or Chilli Doggin?

PotentMind · 07-24-2003, 09:01 AM

1) put all your clothes in a pile after taking them off.
2) put the balls to the tramp.
3) after it's over and the lights are off tell her you have to go to the bathroom.
4) pick up your clothes and run!

PR_Dave · 07-24-2003, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeffery
Try to pay her...

nice!

Tofu · 07-24-2003, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
Get freaky at her place....

Go into the other room after the shagging, page yourself from a phone in the other room and say its your job and you have bounce..........

CLASSIC!!!! IVE DONE THIS SOOOOO MANY TYMES!

ztik · 07-24-2003, 09:06 AM

I just tell them my g/f is gonna come home soon so they have to leave

07-24-2003, 05:35 AM	#1
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	How to bang a chick and make her ... go home right after sex ?

07-24-2003, 05:37 AM	#2
Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	Tell her she wasn't as good as her sister ?? __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

07-24-2003, 05:43 AM	#3
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Call your buddy up right away and tell him, yeah you were right, girls aren't as good as guys!! __________________ <center><a target="_blank" href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&aid=535&cfg=aac"><img border="0" src="http://216.130.172.224/gfy/gsig.gif" width="490" height="100"></a><br><a href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&aid=535&cfg=aac" target="_blank"><b><font face="Arial"><font color="#FF99FF"> Buy me away from Slavedriver Smokey!<br>It's May Sig Sweeps!<font></b></center>

07-24-2003, 05:46 AM	#5
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Go to HER place and you don't have to worry about it. Besides, that way she doesn't know where you live, and you can be gone when she wakes up in the morning, PoOf! (Not that I've ever done this, mind you... ) __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

07-24-2003, 07:38 AM	#6
skrog Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,230	Scream at her or do something really gross. To get her the fuck outta there. Give her the old dutch oven. __________________ banners, HTML5 banners, Bluray/DVD covers, full page ads, half page ads, headers, logos, 100% responsive galleries, SEO optimization, social media mgmt. skype: skrogdotnet

07-24-2003, 07:40 AM	#7
MassAppeal Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 537	dont they usually leave after you give them the money? __________________ <a href="http://www.swoit.com/_270c2fc64b15b094a35492ee5bbfaae3/1"><img src="http://www.swoit.com/_270c2fc64b15b094aab68e286ae87b30/1" border="0" width="120" height="60"></img></a>

07-24-2003, 07:43 AM	#8
puresexnow Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 300	Tell her now that you're done you need to take a leak but are too lazy to get up... ask if you can use her pussy as a bedpan.

07-24-2003, 07:45 AM	#9
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Get freaky at her place.... Go into the other room after the shagging, page yourself from a phone in the other room and say its your job and you have bounce..........

07-24-2003, 08:24 AM	#10
Jeffery Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Awgtrade Posts: 485	Try to pay her... __________________ icq: 20427689 AWGTrade - Free C-coded traffic management system

07-24-2003, 08:40 AM	#11
hvidlogspusher Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 315	take your wallet and hand her a few 100s and ask her when you can book her again

07-24-2003, 09:01 AM	#12
Bulldog-Johnnie Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 662	Ever heard of a Cleveland Steamer or Chilli Doggin? __________________ [email protected] ICQ-76720120

07-24-2003, 09:01 AM	#13
PotentMind Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Posts: 751	1) put all your clothes in a pile after taking them off. 2) put the balls to the tramp. 3) after it's over and the lights are off tell her you have to go to the bathroom. 4) pick up your clothes and run! __________________ Icq: 191932060

07-24-2003, 09:06 AM	#16
ztik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Nomad Posts: 5,196	I just tell them my g/f is gonna come home soon so they have to leave __________________ .