How to bang a chick and make her ...
 

go home right after sex ?

Tell her she wasn't as good as her sister ??

Call your buddy up right away and tell him, yeah you were right, girls aren't as good as guys!! :Graucho

:1orglaugh

Go to HER place and you don't have to worry about it. Besides, that way she doesn't know where you live, and you can be gone when she wakes up in the morning, PoOf!









(Not that I've ever done this, mind you...:Graucho )

Scream at her or do something really gross. To get her the fuck outta there. Give her the old dutch oven. :Graucho

dont they usually leave after you give them the money?

Tell her now that you're done you need to take a leak but are too lazy to get up... ask if you can use her pussy as a bedpan. :)

Get freaky at her place....

Go into the other room after the shagging, page yourself from a phone in the other room and say its your job and you have bounce..........

Try to pay her...

take your wallet and hand her a few 100s and ask her when you can book her again

Ever heard of a Cleveland Steamer or Chilli Doggin?

1) put all your clothes in a pile after taking them off.
2) put the balls to the tramp.
3) after it's over and the lights are off tell her you have to go to the bathroom.
4) pick up your clothes and run!

nice!

CLASSIC!!!! IVE DONE THIS SOOOOO MANY TYMES! :1orglaugh

I just tell them my g/f is gonna come home soon so they have to leave