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shitstain · 07-23-2003, 06:23 PM

Man Puts His Almost Severed Head In Place And Drives Himself To Hospital

A van driver from India kept his head, but only just, after an accident with a truck carrying iron rods. The 28 year old man, known only as Balram, failed to apply the brakes on his truck as the vehicle in front of him stopped.
"Balram could not stop in time and banged into the trolley. The iron rods pierced through his neck. His head fell on one side, attached precariously to the spinal cord," said a family member.

Balram put his head upright, tied a towel around his neck, and drove himself to hospital."He kick-started the van and went to a nearby doctor who advised him to immediately rush to Agra."

MassAppeal · 07-23-2003, 06:24 PM

hah, i thought the topic was racist for a second.
oh wait it still is.. but its funny ;)

candyflip · 07-23-2003, 06:25 PM

Are Indians considered Towelheads?

Just Mike · 07-23-2003, 08:20 PM

i guess to this moron they are

Amputate Your Head · 07-23-2003, 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip
Are Indians considered Towelheads?

do they wear towels on their heads?

dirtyone · 07-23-2003, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

do they wear towels on their heads?

Amputate Your Head · 07-23-2003, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by dirtyone

Exhibit A your Honor...

and the defense rests.

Gutterboy · 07-23-2003, 08:24 PM

giving yourself first aid for your own decapitation? Thats gotta take some balls.

Amputate Your Head · 07-23-2003, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy
Giving yourself first aid for your own decapitation? Thats gotta take some balls.

not really... it's kinda like, you either deal with it or die. Simple choice there actually.

Gutterboy · 07-23-2003, 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

not really... it's kinda like, you either deal with it or die. Simple choice there actually.

Most people would just shit their pants, go into shock, and die.

It couldn't have been as bad as the article makes it seem anyway... obviously all the major arteries in his neck were still intact.

pimplink · 07-23-2003, 08:31 PM

Talk about being "heads and shoulders above the rest"

Was the radio playing The Talking Heads? or how about "Put Your head on my shoulder" by Paul Anka?

Amputate Your Head · 07-23-2003, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy
It couldn't have been as bad as the article makes it seem anyway... obviously all the major arteries in his neck were still intact.

true... probly an exaggerated story... most likely nothig more than a flesh wound.

detoxed · 07-23-2003, 08:45 PM

His head fell over... I'm guessing it hit the bone and cracked it and the head had no support and just fell over as if you were leaning your head back or something similiar

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shitstain Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 233	Luckily he was a towel head Man Puts His Almost Severed Head In Place And Drives Himself To Hospital A van driver from India kept his head, but only just, after an accident with a truck carrying iron rods. The 28 year old man, known only as Balram, failed to apply the brakes on his truck as the vehicle in front of him stopped. "Balram could not stop in time and banged into the trolley. The iron rods pierced through his neck. His head fell on one side, attached precariously to the spinal cord," said a family member. Balram put his head upright, tied a towel around his neck, and drove himself to hospital."He kick-started the van and went to a nearby doctor who advised him to immediately rush to Agra." __________________ Fresh Adult Email Lists, If<br> You Can't Make Money On These <br>Lists, <a href="http://www.mcdonalds.com/countries/usa/careers/index.html" target="_blank">Apply Here </a>

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	His head fell over... I'm guessing it hit the bone and cracked it and the head had no support and just fell over as if you were leaning your head back or something similiar