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shitstain 07-23-2003 06:23 PM

Luckily he was a towel head
 
Man Puts His Almost Severed Head In Place And Drives Himself To Hospital


A van driver from India kept his head, but only just, after an accident with a truck carrying iron rods. The 28 year old man, known only as Balram, failed to apply the brakes on his truck as the vehicle in front of him stopped.
"Balram could not stop in time and banged into the trolley. The iron rods pierced through his neck. His head fell on one side, attached precariously to the spinal cord," said a family member.

Balram put his head upright, tied a towel around his neck, and drove himself to hospital."He kick-started the van and went to a nearby doctor who advised him to immediately rush to Agra."

MassAppeal 07-23-2003 06:24 PM

hah, i thought the topic was racist for a second.
oh wait it still is.. but its funny ;)

candyflip 07-23-2003 06:25 PM

Are Indians considered Towelheads?

Just Mike 07-23-2003 08:20 PM

i guess to this moron they are

Amputate Your Head 07-23-2003 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip
Are Indians considered Towelheads?
do they wear towels on their heads?

dirtyone 07-23-2003 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


do they wear towels on their heads?

http://www.crossculturalsolutions.or.../india_men.jpg

Amputate Your Head 07-23-2003 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by dirtyone
http://www.crossculturalsolutions.or.../india_men.jpg
Exhibit A your Honor...

and the defense rests.

Gutterboy 07-23-2003 08:24 PM

giving yourself first aid for your own decapitation? Thats gotta take some balls.

Amputate Your Head 07-23-2003 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy
Giving yourself first aid for your own decapitation? Thats gotta take some balls.
not really... it's kinda like, you either deal with it or die. Simple choice there actually.

Gutterboy 07-23-2003 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

not really... it's kinda like, you either deal with it or die. Simple choice there actually.

Most people would just shit their pants, go into shock, and die.

It couldn't have been as bad as the article makes it seem anyway... obviously all the major arteries in his neck were still intact.

pimplink 07-23-2003 08:31 PM

Talk about being "heads and shoulders above the rest"

Was the radio playing The Talking Heads? or how about "Put Your head on my shoulder" by Paul Anka?

Amputate Your Head 07-23-2003 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy
It couldn't have been as bad as the article makes it seem anyway... obviously all the major arteries in his neck were still intact.
true... probly an exaggerated story... most likely nothig more than a flesh wound.

detoxed 07-23-2003 08:45 PM

His head fell over... I'm guessing it hit the bone and cracked it and the head had no support and just fell over as if you were leaning your head back or something similiar


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