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prostock · 07-22-2003, 12:58 AM

From: "dennis menace" <[email protected]> | Add to Address Book
Subject: models
To: [email protected]

hi! your models are hot? how can i get in touch with
them? can i hire them for sex?

ya dumb shit i post your email here as well , i hope you are reading this you fuck nutt

07-22-2003, 01:01 AM

John3 · 07-22-2003, 01:03 AM

you are the only one

quiet · 07-22-2003, 01:05 AM

we get one at least once a day. here is today's:

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Subject: serious question

Is there anyway I can meet one of the girls on the videos? I am madly in love with one of them. i will fly whereever they are. please respond. thanks.

it means you're doing your job.

Why · 07-22-2003, 01:05 AM

your not the only one.

John3 · 07-22-2003, 01:08 AM

no, I'm pretty sure he is the only one

mule · 07-22-2003, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by prostock
From: "dennis menace" <[email protected]> | Add to Address Book
Subject: models
To: [email protected]

hi! your models are hot? how can i get in touch with
them? can i hire them for sex?

ya dumb shit i post your email here as well , i hope you are reading this you fuck nutt

Remove my email address immediately

boobmaster · 07-22-2003, 01:19 AM

Hehe! I run the official sites of a few well-known pornstars and dancers and I get emails like this on a daily basis. If I had a dime for every time I received an email with a picture of some guy's schlong attached I could retire right now. It always amazes me how guys think that a picture of their penis will somehow make the girl fall madly in love with him.

The strangest email I ever received was from some guy who wanted the model to poop in a bag and mail it to him for $500.00. For obvious reasons, I never forwarded this request to the model. But for a fleeting moment I entertained the idea of pooping in the bag myself and sending it to the guy. Hey, $500.00 is $500.00. Unfortunately I don't have girl poop.

John3 · 07-22-2003, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Hehe! I run the official sites of a few well-known pornstars and dancers and I get emails like this on a daily basis. If I had a dime for every time I received an email with a picture of some guy's schlong attached I could retire right now. It always amazes me how guys think that a picture of their penis will somehow make the girl fall madly in love with him.

The strangest email I ever received was from some guy who wanted the model to poop in a bag and mail it to him for $500.00. For obvious reasons, I never forwarded this request to the model. But for a fleeting moment I entertained the idea of pooping in the bag myself and sending it to the guy. Hey, $500.00 is $500.00. Unfortunately I don't have girl poop.

That is a pretty weird one.

Weirdest I ever got was for a custom video. This guy wanted the girl to let a guy masturbate in her face and then cum in her eyes while she used her fingers to keep her eyelids wide open.

prostock · 07-22-2003, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by mule

Remove my email address immediately

if it was you i am loving it , shouldnt send me shit like this ,

smack · 07-22-2003, 01:33 AM

meet all sorts of interesting folks on the internet. gotta wonder what they're like in real life.

prostock · 07-22-2003, 01:33 AM

ya there is some really off the wall people , a friend of mine runs a escort site and sets up meetting and stuff , and he gets men all the time that want to be kicked inthe balls ,
have the girls shit and piss all over them , kill bugs or animals .

Man what are these people thinking , what tree did they fall out of , the last fucking thing i want is for some chick to shit on me , maybe this is why i dont have a kid , i cant think of the shit he will make and i have to fucking change the kid . YUKKKKK

Plan9 · 07-22-2003, 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by John3

That is a pretty weird one.

Weirdest I ever got was for a custom video. This guy wanted the girl to let a guy masturbate in her face and then cum in her eyes while she used her fingers to keep her eyelids wide open.

Funny you should bring that up
http://www.setgo.com/article.html?id...b6869cbf074e48

quiet · 07-22-2003, 01:37 AM

one of the more fucked up emails we've received:

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Dear xxxxxx.com....

I have been a member of your service for a little over a year now, and have downloaded over 20 CD ROMs of material. Your videos are of high quality...blah, blah

Quote:

There is one thing I do not appreciate however, and I feel you should know about it since it seriously detracts from the quality of your otherwise top-notch adult video service. I find it to be a serious turn-off when I go to download a series of clips and see the webmaster refer to the girl in the film as a "horny slut," or "trailer trash," or blah, blah... I love and appreciate women, and these people are going to be scared out of their wits when they see what our trouble with Osama bin Laden and the conflict in the Middle East is leading up to. Everybody who has ever been in porn will be terrified because of the persecution they have always received from the Church. The guys who have filmed them and exploited them for money, will not help them at all in the times to come.

Call them "angels," or "babes," or "goddesses," and make positive remarks about their personalities as much as about their bodies. If you ever believed in what you're doing, then don't betray those who believed in it with you. People are beautiful, especially when physically appreciating each other, and these names you call them will make them more scared and confused than they're already going to be.

Sincerely,

Charlie xxxxx

PS-- If you have xxxxx's email address, please forward this message to her for me. The whole world will know my name soon, and I would appreciate it if she could be made aware of me ahead of time. She is one beauty who has captured my heart, not by what she looks like, but by her obviously honest belief in what she has done. It would sadden me for her to become scared when the hypocrites come out in force soon.

i plan on publishing a small book with all the fucked up emails i've collected over the past 8 years once i retire. i've got hundreds of good ones.

Plan9 · 07-22-2003, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
one of the more fucked up emails we've received:

i plan on publishing a small book with all the fucked up emails i've collected over the past 8 years once i retire. i've got hundreds of good ones.

bahaha, man that was hilarious...post some more

boobmaster · 07-22-2003, 02:05 AM

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This guy wanted the girl to let a guy masturbate in her face and then cum in her eyes while she used her fingers to keep her eyelids wide open.

That is fucking nasty. Before I became an adult webmaster I thought the foot fetish thing was weird. Compared to all the other shit I've come across over the last few years, the foot thing seems almost normal to me now. A couple of the models whose sites I run are also active as escorts. You wouldn't believe some of the shit they are asked to do.

One guy wanted the model to scratch his balls until they bled while he masterbated. Another guy wanted to masterbate while watching her insert the head a live chicken inside her and suffocating it with her pussy (I'm not really sure that's possible but that's what he wanted). He even offered to supply the chicken.

Anyone who gets off watching a woman suffocate a chicken while he masterbates is waaaay beyond any kind of meaningful redemption. There is only one solution for someone like that -- a bullet in his brain (for the good of society).

404 · 07-22-2003, 03:11 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster

But for a fleeting moment I entertained the idea of pooping in the bag myself and sending it to the guy. Hey, $500.00 is $500.00. Unfortunately I don't have girl poop.

it's possible to determine male poop from the female variety?

Undutchable · 07-22-2003, 03:24 AM

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Originally posted by 404

it's possible to determine male poop from the female variety?

The guy asking for it is probably an expert in the field, so I wouldn't take the chance

Johny Traffic · 07-22-2003, 03:25 AM

dont diss them, its what makes us all money

404 · 07-22-2003, 03:37 AM

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Originally posted by Undutchable

The guy asking for it is probably an expert in the field, so I wouldn't take the chance

fair call! the last thing you'd need is fair trading on your ass.

Why · 07-22-2003, 04:03 AM

he would take you to court and say....

this man sold me man poop when i orderedwoman poop, and by god i paid TOP dollar!

rofl!

completetosser · 07-22-2003, 06:43 AM

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Originally posted by 404

fair call! the last thing you'd need is fair trading on your ass.

Or maybe *up* his ass

eiht_98 · 07-22-2003, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3

That is a pretty weird one.

Weirdest I ever got was for a custom video. This guy wanted the girl to let a guy masturbate in her face and then cum in her eyes while she used her fingers to keep her eyelids wide open.

all kind of freaks in this world

07-22-2003, 12:58 AM	#1
prostock On probation Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: not telling you , the exwife might find me Posts: 4,160	Tell me i am not the only one that get this shit kind of email From: "dennis menace" <[email protected]> \| Add to Address Book Subject: models To: [email protected] hi! your models are hot? how can i get in touch with them? can i hire them for sex? ya dumb shit i post your email here as well , i hope you are reading this you fuck nutt __________________ ICQ # :158519717

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07-22-2003, 01:33 AM	#12
prostock On probation Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: not telling you , the exwife might find me Posts: 4,160	ya there is some really off the wall people , a friend of mine runs a escort site and sets up meetting and stuff , and he gets men all the time that want to be kicked inthe balls , have the girls shit and piss all over them , kill bugs or animals . Man what are these people thinking , what tree did they fall out of , the last fucking thing i want is for some chick to shit on me , maybe this is why i dont have a kid , i cant think of the shit he will make and i have to fucking change the kid . YUKKKKK __________________ ICQ # :158519717

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boobmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,185	Hehe! I run the official sites of a few well-known pornstars and dancers and I get emails like this on a daily basis. If I had a dime for every time I received an email with a picture of some guy's schlong attached I could retire right now. It always amazes me how guys think that a picture of their penis will somehow make the girl fall madly in love with him. The strangest email I ever received was from some guy who wanted the model to poop in a bag and mail it to him for $500.00. For obvious reasons, I never forwarded this request to the model. But for a fleeting moment I entertained the idea of pooping in the bag myself and sending it to the guy. Hey, $500.00 is $500.00. Unfortunately I don't have girl poop.

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