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nxventures · 07-21-2003, 10:52 PM

Inspired by Mr. Fiction --

Quote:

I own the patent on patent reform.

My research company just patented the process of placing patents. We are also working on:

-breathing
-sleeping
-masturbating
-urinating
-talking
-eating
-filing lawsuits
-"selling"

Expect your packages soon. We offer very reasonable buyout options.

BRISK · 07-21-2003, 10:54 PM

I patented cell division.

You must pay me $0.01 every time a cell in your body divides.

I accept cash and money orders.

nxventures · 07-21-2003, 10:56 PM

God the patent business is lucrative.

Mr.Fiction · 07-22-2003, 12:07 AM

We all laugh now, but wait 20 more years and it'll probably be true.

07-21-2003, 10:54 PM	#2
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07-22-2003, 12:07 AM	#4
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