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  • nxventures
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 574
    #1

    you owe me royalties

    Inspired by Mr. Fiction --
    I own the patent on patent reform.
    My research company just patented the process of placing patents. We are also working on:

    -breathing
    -sleeping
    -masturbating
    -urinating
    -talking
    -eating
    -filing lawsuits
    -"selling"

    Expect your packages soon. We offer very reasonable buyout options.
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    • BRISK
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Feb 2003
      • 12240
      #2
      I patented cell division.

      You must pay me $0.01 every time a cell in your body divides.

      I accept cash and money orders.
      I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
      I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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        • nxventures
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2003
          • 574
          #3
          God the patent business is lucrative.
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            • Mr.Fiction
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 9484
              #4
              We all laugh now, but wait 20 more years and it'll probably be true.
              Don't be lazy, protect free speech: ACLU | Free Speech Coalition | EFF | IMPA

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