Pizza may slice risk of cancer - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 07-21-2003, 02:41 PM

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Pizza may slice risk of cancer

Reuters, Rome
Monday July 21, 2003
The Guardian

Eating pizza could help reduce the risk of certain forms of cancer, according to researchers at a Milan pharmacology centre.
A study of 8,000 Italians found that regular eaters were 59% less likely to contract cancer of the oesophagus, and 26% less likely to get cancer of the colon.

"We knew that tomato sauce was protective against certain tumours, but we certainly didn't expect that pizza as a whole would provide such strong protection," researcher Silvano Gallus told yesterday's La Repubblica newspaper.

Last week was jerking off reduces prostate cancer.

So, i think that the best is to:

Jerk off with a pizza slice!

Mutt · 07-21-2003, 02:45 PM

i'm pretty much just a walking carcinogen. These two news reports about masturbation and pizza give me hope.

thank you.

hottoddy · 07-21-2003, 02:47 PM

It's the tomato sauce ... order extra sauce on your Pizzas.

And then make your own sauce to ward off prostate cancer.

KRL · 07-21-2003, 02:49 PM

Yeh, the Tomatos are potent at nailing those cancer cells.

TheViper · 07-21-2003, 02:49 PM

If you guys all use cell phones the risk goes up again.

TurboAngel · 07-21-2003, 05:27 PM

Turboface was happy whe we saw the news today!
Pizza is his fav. food, he would have it every night
if I let him!

Interlude · 07-21-2003, 05:35 PM

Pizza also makes you fat... not good for your health.

FlyingIguana · 07-21-2003, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by Interlude
Pizza also makes you fat... not good for your health.

i've been eating a ton of pizza lately and i'm not getting fat

wargames · 07-21-2003, 07:09 PM

sweet

austinth · 07-21-2003, 07:10 PM

Mmmmmm.... Pepperonni Pizza!

beavis · 07-21-2003, 07:13 PM

Yes, can I have one slice and a six pack of beer sir?

HEARTBREAKER · 07-21-2003, 07:43 PM

yes but i think the tomato is the one that helps prevent cancer.
pizza is full of carbo....

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hottoddy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: PacNorWest Posts: 3,049	It's the tomato sauce ... order extra sauce on your Pizzas. And then make your own sauce to ward off prostate cancer.

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TheViper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: the streets. Posts: 2,560	If you guys all use cell phones the risk goes up again.

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TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Turboface was happy whe we saw the news today! Pizza is his fav. food, he would have it every night if I let him!

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Interlude Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: State of Denial Posts: 1,147	Pizza also makes you fat... not good for your health.

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