Teddy bear joke for today... - GoFuckYourself.com

On-top · 07-21-2003, 04:00 PM

Here's a joke I got today that I actually haven't heard before. Thought I'd share for a blah Monday:

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they
end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she
notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy
bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly
medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on
the
top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy
bears,
especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to
him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to
him, they kiss ... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot
steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying
there together in the afterglow; the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,
"Well, how was it?"

The guy says:

"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

dr00 · 07-21-2003, 04:03 PM

good one

07-21-2003, 04:00 PM	#1
On-top Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: IN Posts: 2,283	Teddy bear joke for today... Here's a joke I got today that I actually haven't heard before. Thought I'd share for a blah Monday: A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him, they kiss ... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow; the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf." __________________ Dynamic Hosting

07-21-2003, 04:03 PM	#2
dr00 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 157	good one __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.