Teddy bear joke for today...
 

Here's a joke I got today that I actually haven't heard before. Thought I'd share for a blah Monday:



A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they
end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she
notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy
bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly
medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on
the
top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy
bears,
especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to
him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to
him, they kiss ... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot
steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying
there together in the afterglow; the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,
"Well, how was it?"

The guy says:





"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

:1orglaugh good one