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07-02-2003, 12:26 PM
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Caught cat pissing in living room - chased her and smacked the shit out of
her. What are the chances she'll do it again? Did I scare her into never doing it again? Fucking beast.
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07-02-2003, 12:27 PM
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bad bad master
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07-02-2003, 12:27 PM
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You're about to face the wrath of GFY.
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07-02-2003, 12:29 PM
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kitty will kill you tonight
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07-02-2003, 12:29 PM
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are you Prohoster's Ted's brother?
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07-02-2003, 12:30 PM
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no more pussy for you.
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07-02-2003, 12:30 PM
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heh. i dunno about smacking the shit out of a cat for doing that, make it an outdoors cat, dont let it in the house if you dont want an animal pissing on certain areas...
however, i'm not one of those "animals are so precious / tree hugger" homos. theres this one stray cat that keeps pissing on our front porch floor mat and fuckin w/ our other cats.... next time i see it im aiming for it right in the head with a pellet gun. die. |
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07-02-2003, 12:31 PM
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got pics???
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07-02-2003, 12:32 PM
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07-02-2003, 12:32 PM
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Cat's don't recognize beatings as a way of learning something. Quite stupid on your part either way, and hope you die, BUT, using a spray bottle and spraying it in the face with water I find works well. Cats hate it. Also, cover the smell of piss with a citrus type scent, cats hate that as well, otherwise they might keep doing it if they keep smelling the piss scent.
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07-02-2003, 12:35 PM
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Your mistake is having a cat in the first place. They are useless, long live prohosters.
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07-02-2003, 12:36 PM
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Just shoot the damn pussy
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07-02-2003, 12:37 PM
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You have to treat the pussy right or it will run away and never come back
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07-02-2003, 12:37 PM
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You should do what Greg did, cat pissed on the floor over and over again, he made his wife take it to the vet to put it to sleep. Thats what I call a strong pimp hand!
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07-02-2003, 12:39 PM
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07-02-2003, 12:39 PM
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Be _really_ nice to her every time she does it and after another 2-3 times she'll stop it. She wants your attention or has some other psycho problem but you can usually heal that easily when you're nice to her. Stuffing her face into the piss, spraying shit into her face... all these stupid hearsay techniques will not help, besides being cruel.
But chances are you just want to have a controversial thread and I am wasitng my time. Hope you didn't really beat your cat fucktard |
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07-02-2003, 12:42 PM
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I am against animal cruelty, but nothing wrong with putting a cat to sleep, too many of them as is.
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07-02-2003, 12:43 PM
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07-02-2003, 12:43 PM
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The call has been put in, Sammy "The Pussy" Gravano is on the case:
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07-02-2003, 12:45 PM
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DarkJedi...
I see....
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07-02-2003, 12:47 PM
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I need a beer
 
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07-02-2003, 12:58 PM
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I think Ted @ Prohosters has a special hand for cats
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07-02-2003, 01:01 PM
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07-02-2003, 01:11 PM
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I had a cat that used to enjoy shitting all around the outside of the kittylitter, it now lives outside.
punt the fucker out the door.
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07-02-2003, 01:14 PM
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Usually it's because something's wrong with their box, or it's a health problem (if they haven't done it before). Did you change litters? Some cats are REALLY particular about their litters... I have one who if I change litter pisses on somethign RIGHT in front of me so I know he's mad.. Change his litter back and all is well. Do the litter test and if that's not it.. what' has changed in the house? Did you get a kitten? Have a baby? Anything? Barring all that, take your cat to the vet and get them checked for a urinary tract infection...
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07-02-2003, 01:14 PM
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cats are for pakies
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07-02-2003, 01:14 PM
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07-02-2003, 01:20 PM
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Get a dog, then wait for the cat to piss in your living room again. Beat the fuck out of the cat while the dog watches, hell you might as well kill the fucker while you're at it.
Keep the dog, I doubt it'll give you any trouble. |
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07-02-2003, 02:19 PM
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07-02-2003, 02:33 PM
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 If he doesn't want the cat anymore he should give it up for adoption-not beat the hell out of it. Cats don't understand that, and as LM said---it's most likely a health related issue.
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07-02-2003, 04:11 PM
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When your cat pees where he's not supposed to, and right in front of you, he's trying to let you know that something is wrong. Get him to a vet. UTI or crystals (like kidney stones) are very common reasons for this.
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07-02-2003, 04:44 PM
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well, i guess that swift kick to the kidneys has fixed his problems - the fucker is nowhere to be seen |
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07-02-2003, 04:49 PM
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A few drops of vinegar also does good to stop them doing it again in the same place. (Just got a new kitten on friday) |
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07-02-2003, 04:56 PM
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a few drops of vinegar in his eyes ? won't he go blind ? my gf will be mad if he does. |
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07-02-2003, 04:57 PM
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Put vinegar where the cat peed.. they tend to shy away from very strong smells..
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07-02-2003, 05:00 PM
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No. Actually the cat has no idea why you hit it. It will only think of you as that lunatic that goes into a rage once in a while for no apparent reason.
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07-02-2003, 05:01 PM
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you know what ? some people say its not even a pee. the bastard is horny and he has to mark his territory all around the house !!
damn that shit smells !! |
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07-02-2003, 05:03 PM
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07-02-2003, 05:06 PM
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oh its spraying ?
I'LL SHOW HIM SOME SPRAYING |
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07-02-2003, 05:09 PM
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you sir are an idiot.
I once had a friend telling everyone about how many kewl deadly drugs he would do in one night at social events maybe I can hook you guys up, maybe convince each other you are kewl ppl for acting like morons?
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07-02-2003, 05:25 PM
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07-03-2003, 02:29 AM
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Like in Hindu??? Thats one way to upset them
Teabags coated in olbas oil, keeps the cats well out of the way. Particularly good in the garden if you dont want them digging up your flowerbeds plus they blend in quite well. If he's spraying in the house a trip to the vet to get his bollocks cut off usually pacifies their ambitions. |
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07-03-2003, 03:13 AM
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Everything you do in this lifetime that inflicts unwarranted pain and suffering upon another soul, be it human or animal, is karmically recorded and will negatively impact and change your destiny in this lifetime and successive incarnations.
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07-03-2003, 03:17 AM
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any body want a cat, i might be giving away a almost 3yr old turkish angora. worth $700.
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07-03-2003, 05:14 AM
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my cat would claw the shit out of me.
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07-03-2003, 05:59 AM
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I read somewhere that males who mistreat cats are likely to be the same people who bash nancy-boys.
Maybe if they were desexed they might learn to like small amimals and respect poo-packers. Who knows |
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07-03-2003, 06:53 AM
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ahhh
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Fuck you, you lazy slut. Hitting an animal is bullshit, usually seems like the people that hit their pets were touched one too many times by grandpa or daddy when they were kids and need to take it out on an animal. Beating a cat to train it, is just lazy. Better, harmless ways to get the job done then that. |
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