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ytcracker · 07-14-2003, 04:34 PM

didnt get an answer on that other thread so i migrated the eternal question here

help me with this obscure lingo

Juicy D. Links · 07-14-2003, 04:37 PM

There are many variations on the technique, but the basic routine involves stroking the penis with a milking motion: Starting from the base, you slide your hand up the shaft, pulling and squeezing. Then you repeat the motion. You don't slide your hand over the head and back down the shaft as you would if you were masturbating. Instead, you stop when you reach the head, and start again from the base of the penis.

Depending on what jelqing manual you follow, you may be instructed to jelq while your penis is flaccid, in a semi-erect state, or with a full erection. Some advise you to "warm up" with hot-towel wraps. Some recommend jelqing with lubrication, while others don't include lube. You might jelq with the palm facing up or down. Jelqing schedules and the duration of the routine often differ.

The promised results vary, too. Some hucksters say you'll gain three to four inches in length. Other advocates are more modest.

Mr.Teen · 07-14-2003, 04:38 PM

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ytcracker · 07-14-2003, 04:48 PM

juicy you are a scholar bless your textbook definition on this subject

clubsexy · 07-14-2003, 04:54 PM

http://www.jelq-usa.com/jelqing/

Google is everything you need... LOL

clubsexy · 07-14-2003, 04:55 PM

Jelq, jelqing or milking the penis in an exercise that is said to have been derived from the rituals of the ancient African tribes that was passed down from father to son. Currently, many tribes in Africa have similar rituals that young boys perform before moving into manhood. It has been reported that these men have penises that reach 13 inches in length and up to 8 inches in circumference.

Holy fuck... 8" around... LOL

Juicy D. Links · 07-14-2003, 04:57 PM

I am jelqing right now

ytcracker · 07-14-2003, 04:59 PM

i would love to have a 20 inch penis so i could join the circus

jelqing is going to replace stamp collecting and knitting as my new favorite pasttime

fiveyes · 07-14-2003, 04:59 PM

I always like some kegels with my jelqing...

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clubsexy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Anaheim, CA Posts: 1,630	Jelq, jelqing or milking the penis in an exercise that is said to have been derived from the rituals of the ancient African tribes that was passed down from father to son. Currently, many tribes in Africa have similar rituals that young boys perform before moving into manhood. It has been reported that these men have penises that reach 13 inches in length and up to 8 inches in circumference. Holy fuck... 8" around... LOL __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

07-14-2003, 04:37 PM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	There are many variations on the technique, but the basic routine involves stroking the penis with a milking motion: Starting from the base, you slide your hand up the shaft, pulling and squeezing. Then you repeat the motion. You don't slide your hand over the head and back down the shaft as you would if you were masturbating. Instead, you stop when you reach the head, and start again from the base of the penis. Depending on what jelqing manual you follow, you may be instructed to jelq while your penis is flaccid, in a semi-erect state, or with a full erection. Some advise you to "warm up" with hot-towel wraps. Some recommend jelqing with lubrication, while others don't include lube. You might jelq with the palm facing up or down. Jelqing schedules and the duration of the routine often differ. The promised results vary, too. Some hucksters say you'll gain three to four inches in length. Other advocates are more modest.

07-14-2003, 04:57 PM	#7
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I am jelqing right now

07-14-2003, 04:59 PM	#8
ytcracker stc is the greatest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: rip sean murray Posts: 12,403	i would love to have a 20 inch penis so i could join the circus jelqing is going to replace stamp collecting and knitting as my new favorite pasttime __________________ www.ytcracker.com \| www.digitalgangster.com i love you

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