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Old 07-14-2003, 12:56 AM   #1
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Do you know anyone who has never used the internet?

I should say, do you know anyone under 60 years old that has never used the internet?
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Old 07-14-2003, 12:56 AM   #2
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Old 07-14-2003, 12:57 AM   #3
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Old 07-14-2003, 12:57 AM   #4
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yeah i havent used it as yet

ill try it some day
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Old 07-14-2003, 12:57 AM   #5
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I don't think so, but I'm not sure.
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Old 07-14-2003, 12:58 AM   #6
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I'd like to re-phrase the question:

Does your grandmother surf the internet?



(if you answer to this question is yes
What does she think of all the porn you've uploaded to the net?
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:05 AM   #7
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What does she think of all the porn you've uploaded to the net?
She keeps harassing me for Blacks on Blondes passwords.
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:06 AM   #8
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:16 AM   #9
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I don't know about never, but I would say 90% of my friends almost never use the internet.

emails the only reason they would even use it.
A few use it, only cause it's at work, but they would not ever have the internet at home.
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:22 AM   #10
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:24 AM   #11
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:25 AM   #12
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there's a couple people that haven't used it that i know. not many, but a few.
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:34 AM   #13
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My mom doesn't even know how to click a mouse, but it's funny because she orders a shit load of stuff online. Having a web-savvy son really comes in handy, lol.
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:37 AM   #14
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:41 AM   #15
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One of my brothers refuses to go beyond DOS, so I am pretty sure he has not been on the Internet yet. Since his wife is blind, I doubt that she is quite Internet savvy either.
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:43 AM   #16
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One of my brothers refuses to go beyond DOS, so I am pretty sure he has not been on the Internet yet. Since his wife is blind, I doubt that she is quite Internet savvy either.
if there was some way i could still use DOS i would. stable, small, to the point. and i'm a sucker for command line interface.
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:45 AM   #17
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:14 AM   #18
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if there was some way i could still use DOS i would. stable, small, to the point. and i'm a sucker for command line interface.
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:19 AM   #19
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Estimated 700 Million online now. Planet has 6 Billion people on it. So only 1 out of 10 people are using the Net.

90% not using the Net. Hard to imagine isn't it?

But then again most folks don't know how to use a computer so I guess that explains why.
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:25 AM   #20
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if there was some way i could still use DOS i would. stable, small, to the point. and i'm a sucker for command line interface.
I think it is a Scientology thing, I don't know. Never talked to him about it because it would only piss me off. I know this.

What scares me is he used to be on a nuke sub.
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:27 AM   #21
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Estimated 700 Million online now. Planet has 6 Billion people on it. So only 1 out of 10 people are using the Net.

90% not using the Net. Hard to imagine isn't it?

But then again most folks don't know how to use a computer so I guess that explains why.
And the billions that live in third world countries where no one has computers or internet access or reliable power or running water. The internet commerce landscape will be interesting when all those people get up to speed.
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:31 AM   #22
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Old 07-14-2003, 03:02 AM   #23
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Off the top of my head, I can't think of a single one. Even my 84-year-old grandmother has a web mail station.

Everyone I know is a geek.
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Old 07-14-2003, 03:32 AM   #24
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True Story:

My uncle gets a knock on his door answers it and there's my grandfather cussing about something.

Finally my uncle gets it out of him...my grandfather claims that people are chatting on the internet via his television set.

My uncle who is confused as hell hops in his pick up and follows my grandfather to his house.

What does he find?

My grandfather has the closed captioning enabled and the words for the shows/news etc are scrolling across the bottom of the screen
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Old 07-14-2003, 03:54 AM   #28
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My uncle gets a knock on his door answers it and there's my grandfather cussing about something.

Finally my uncle gets it out of him...my grandfather claims that people are chatting on the internet via his television set.

My uncle who is confused as hell hops in his pick up and follows my grandfather to his house.

What does he find?

My grandfather has the closed captioning enabled and the words for the shows/news etc are scrolling across the bottom of the screen
Classic!
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She keeps harassing me for Blacks on Blondes passwords.
Your grandma always like the big black cocks huh?
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Your grandma always like the big black cocks huh?
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:38 PM   #32
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:48 PM   #33
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One of my good friends has never used the internet. He thinks it is not safe.
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:49 PM   #34
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:50 PM   #35
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My father refuses to use the internet / computers, thinks that the "man" is watching his everymove.

I tell him that there is money in that there internet. He HATES porn with a passion. Thinks it demoralizes women, etc.

He never complains when he eats a steak here that porn bought, always riles him when I remind him how i never asked for any money since i was in this business.

My brother hits him for loans monthly. Screw working for the man. Work for the carrot waxers of the world.
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now that the net is in schools and kids are learning html this will be a thing of the past i think but i know A LOT of ppl my age who don't use the net and don't know how to use a computer. i figure it has to do with living in a small hick agricultural area. when i started making money off the net ppl couldn't understand how that was possible lol.
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