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No Refunds Issued.
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: GFY
Posts: 28,300
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I'd advise against giving your girlfriend a dirty sanchez
Went out with my gf to a bar, got loaded, we went to bed.
We were joking around with people at the bar about "Dirty Sanchez, Hot Carl" etc. So we get in to the act, and in my drunken wisdom, I think giving her a dirty sanchez would be funny, so I put my finger in and quickly get it across her lip. It took her a second to realize what had happened, then she screamed, ran to the bathroom and started swearing at me. She got a cab home and hasn't returned my calls today. Didn't have the desired comedic effect. |
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vip member
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 17,798
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liar
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GFY Assassin
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Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,993
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Is that why they call you Dark jedi?
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Old Timer
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 12,208
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Okay, I believe you up to the part where you said girlfriend and not boyfriend.
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My hips don't lie
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 10,129
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disturbing post
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: MTL
Posts: 5,060
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mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation ![]() but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959 |
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#7 |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 139
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thats assault brotha, dont be doin that shit on the first date!
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#8 |
So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
Posts: 122,992
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your full of shit yo
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WW4L
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: over the river and through the woods
Posts: 10,581
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![]() just let us know when your girl kicks the dog shit out of you ![]() |
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