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Old 07-12-2003, 04:43 PM   #1
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I'd advise against giving your girlfriend a dirty sanchez

Went out with my gf to a bar, got loaded, we went to bed.

We were joking around with people at the bar about "Dirty Sanchez, Hot Carl" etc.

So we get in to the act, and in my drunken wisdom, I think giving her a dirty sanchez would be funny, so I put my finger in and quickly get it across her lip. It took her a second to realize what had happened, then she screamed, ran to the bathroom and started swearing at me. She got a cab home and hasn't returned my calls today. Didn't have the desired comedic effect.
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Old 07-12-2003, 04:44 PM   #2
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Old 07-12-2003, 04:44 PM   #3
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Is that why they call you Dark jedi?
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Old 07-12-2003, 04:45 PM   #4
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Okay, I believe you up to the part where you said girlfriend and not boyfriend.
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Old 07-12-2003, 04:47 PM   #5
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disturbing post
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Old 07-12-2003, 04:52 PM   #6
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mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959
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Old 07-12-2003, 04:52 PM   #7
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thats assault brotha, dont be doin that shit on the first date!
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Old 07-12-2003, 04:53 PM   #8
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your full of shit yo
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Old 07-12-2003, 05:12 PM   #9
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just let us know when your girl kicks the dog shit out of you
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