How to avoid customs for electronic goods? - GoFuckYourself.com

chowda · 07-12-2003, 09:52 AM

does anyone know how to avoid those nasty custom taxes on electronics when bringing items over from the states into canada?

amph · 07-12-2003, 09:54 AM

Hide em

chowda · 07-12-2003, 11:16 PM

anyone else?

twistyneck · 07-12-2003, 11:28 PM

Okay, this is very simple. All you need is about 500 pigeons. Tie a string to the legs of each bird. Fasten these strings to your box. Release pigeons and let them fly over the border. Problem solved. (These should be homing pigeons that are trained to fly to your house, regular old bridge pigeons won't work for this.)

Playboy · 07-12-2003, 11:46 PM

order in canada

or get a FRIEND in the states to repack it for you

( put price as $1 ebay bid)

Juicy D. Links · 07-12-2003, 11:47 PM

Stick it in your ass

detoxed · 07-13-2003, 12:21 AM

Mark the item as refurbished/repaired.

SykkBoy · 07-13-2003, 12:41 AM

Hide it in your vagina....
unless you are male, then buck it up, get some lube and hide it in your ass...

smack · 07-13-2003, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
Okay, this is very simple. All you need is about 500 pigeons. Tie a string to the legs of each bird. Fasten these strings to your box. Release pigeons and let them fly over the border. Problem solved. (These should be homing pigeons that are trained to fly to your house, regular old bridge pigeons won't work for this.)

a pidgeon? absurd. perhaps a swallow.

prostock · 07-13-2003, 01:04 AM

i guess it just depends on a couple of things ,
how big it is and how bad you really want to shove it up your ass

ok on a real note ,
if you are in a car and bring it that way over it is a 50 50 that they will not look for it and find it , but trust me coming from a guy that travels all over the world , if you get busted for not telling them they may become a real shit head to you , and things might get nasty , they may take it or chage the shit out of it , or all the above !

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07-12-2003, 11:16 PM	#3
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07-13-2003, 12:41 AM	#8
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07-13-2003, 01:04 AM	#10
prostock On probation Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: not telling you , the exwife might find me Posts: 4,160	i guess it just depends on a couple of things , how big it is and how bad you really want to shove it up your ass ok on a real note , if you are in a car and bring it that way over it is a 50 50 that they will not look for it and find it , but trust me coming from a guy that travels all over the world , if you get busted for not telling them they may become a real shit head to you , and things might get nasty , they may take it or chage the shit out of it , or all the above ! __________________ ICQ # :158519717

07-12-2003, 11:28 PM	#4
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Okay, this is very simple. All you need is about 500 pigeons. Tie a string to the legs of each bird. Fasten these strings to your box. Release pigeons and let them fly over the border. Problem solved. (These should be homing pigeons that are trained to fly to your house, regular old bridge pigeons won't work for this.)

07-12-2003, 11:46 PM	#5
Playboy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: The Mansion Posts: 83,746,324	order in canada or get a FRIEND in the states to repack it for you ( put price as $1 ebay bid)

07-12-2003, 11:47 PM	#6
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Stick it in your ass

07-13-2003, 12:21 AM	#7
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	Mark the item as refurbished/repaired.