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Old 07-12-2003, 11:28 PM  
twistyneck
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Okay, this is very simple. All you need is about 500 pigeons. Tie a string to the legs of each bird. Fasten these strings to your box. Release pigeons and let them fly over the border. Problem solved. (These should be homing pigeons that are trained to fly to your house, regular old bridge pigeons won't work for this.)
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