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Old 07-11-2003, 11:01 AM   #1
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:mad Extremely Offensive Joke!
PLEASE DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY SICK JOKES!!!!


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What is 16 inches and makes a woman go wild in the middle of the night???





















Crib Death (SIDS)
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:13 AM   #2
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I don't get it
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:14 AM   #3
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Ya pretty sick.
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:15 AM   #4
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:15 AM   #5
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:15 AM   #6
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I don't get it
16 inches long.... her baby (dying of SIDS)... making her go WILD as in upset.


oh, and so not funny.
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:21 AM   #7
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16 inches long.... her baby (dying of SIDS)... making her go WILD as in upset.


oh, and so not funny.
ok, I got it. You're right, it's not funny.
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:22 AM   #8
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Here's a better one:

What's green and wakes you up at night?

A barking pickle
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:24 AM   #9
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not funny at all
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:25 AM   #10
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Q: How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb????

A: Hey! You want to go for a bike ride later!!!

Oh I almost forgot.....

That was the dumbest joke I have ever heard.

Have you ever had one of those moments where you say something so unbelievably stupid that it sticks with you the rest of your life? You literally obsess about something you said that was so retarded it crosses your mind daily for years.....

Well I want to thank you for sharing your moment with all of us

You look like a complete tool right now...not to say you are...Hell you are probably a really cool person for all I know...

BUT,

Posting something liker this makes you look like some kook ass clown

Solution: change your name and never repeat this thread ever again and think before pressing submit.

Now go get em sport

Btw...this looks to be another trick by the man
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:25 AM   #11
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Q: How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb????

A: Hey! you wanna go for a bike ride later!!!
you saw that in Maxim!!
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:26 AM   #12
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Yeah that is pretty bad.....
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:26 AM   #13
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what did the crippled kid get for christmas?















give up?











CANCER!
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:33 AM   #14
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you saw that in Maxim!!
Can't get anything by you
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:35 AM   #15
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Can't get anything by you
thats my new fav joke! most chicks don't get it tho...
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:35 AM   #16
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what did the crippled kid get for christmas?



//edit
nevermind - spousal abuse isn't as funny as i thought it was
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:36 AM   #17
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dumb ass, get the fuck outa here
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:37 AM   #18
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?




A: 2 but I'm still trying to figure out how they got in there. =P hehe

Now who wants to hear some really creul ethnic jokes??
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:38 AM   #19
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Now that's a sick and twisted joke.
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:38 AM   #20
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thats my new fav joke! most chicks don't get it tho...
You know I use humor as a way to measure intellect.

If a chick does not get my jokes I would have to say I pass...

When I read that shit I was laughing so hard
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What did the retarded mongoloid get for his birthday?




















give up?

























A SPEEDO.....


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Old 07-11-2003, 11:44 AM   #22
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You know I use humor as a way to measure intellect.

If a chick does not get my jokes I would have to say I pass...

When I read that shit I was laughing so hard
my roomie got to the mag before me, he's already pretty spastic so his delivery was perfect. I was fucking rolling.
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What did the retarded mongoloid get for his birthday?




















give up?

























A SPEEDO.....


<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/steven-takacs01.jpg">
Weren't you the dick who "scolded" me for poking fun at those nasty chicks that prostock is always posting?

Looks like you're a hypocrite as well as a dick
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Please refrain from posting family pictures in reply to my posts.

Thanks alot!
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Old 07-11-2003, 12:44 PM   #25
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CANCER!
Thats a good one. Speaking of crippled .....


Whats better then winning a Gold Medal at the Special Olympics?







Not being retarded!
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Weren't you the dick who "scolded" me for poking fun at those nasty chicks that prostock is always posting?

Looks like you're a hypocrite as well as a dick
You're equating me poking fun at a known joke with you cutting down our industry models?


Yeah, one of us is a dick. A complete one.
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You're equating me poking fun at a known joke with you cutting down our industry models?


Yeah, one of us is a dick. A complete one.
$5 Philippino whores aren't models in my book.
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I think it's pretty fucking funny.
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$5 Philippino whores aren't models in my book.
The difference between us, dear dipshit, is that my post (above) was joking, albeit in the spirit of this thread, which is "tasteless" humor.

Your posts about others content where you insult models for no other reason than...... what?..... I wasn't even sure why you thought anyone needed to hear your opinion. Had they been one of my models I certainly wouldn't have appreciated your BS. If you don't like someone's content, don't fucking buy it. Don't publicly cut it down though, there is a market for every type of model out there.
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