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eroswebmaster · 07-05-2003, 11:05 PM

Who here has been to state prison?

Who here has been to federal pound me in the ass prison?

Who here tossed the salads?

and

Who here had their salad tossed?

RedShoe · 07-06-2003, 01:57 AM

me,
me,
me,
and
me.

served 6 years for involuntary manslaughter.

quiet · 07-06-2003, 01:58 AM

i thought US state prisons were worse than federal...

picindex · 07-06-2003, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Who here has been to state prison?

If you count visiting then me!

one place I do not plan to visit anytime soon.

xxweekxx · 07-06-2003, 02:08 AM

It was a cold night, I was watching some porn and was horny as fuck, So a rabbit hopped through my room window. OMG it had the sexiest ass ive ever seen. I got a hard on instantly. So i jumped, grabbed it, and started fucking the shit out of it, While i was fucking it, a cop car was passing through the street and the cop spotted me banging the rabbit. The funny thing is the rabbit sucked my dick first, i mean i dont see what i did wrong. the rabiit was horny and we fucked both our brains out..

Anyway i had to go to jail for 30 days,,

I got in there, dropped the soap by mistake,

and then i woke up.

mastamindz · 07-06-2003, 02:14 AM

4 years for assualt to 2 police officers.
Dont fuck with me.

austinth · 07-06-2003, 02:33 AM

Does the drunk tank count?

SykkBoy · 07-06-2003, 02:42 AM

Well, there was the time I almost beat my drug-using, loser, no job, sack of shit brother-in-law to death with a claw hammer....but I only stayed overnight since the cops knw what a scumfuck he was...

then there was the time during a highschool phase when me and some friends were having typical kid funny, drinking blood in a cemetary and chanting....the cops thought we had dug up a body or killed someone or something...when they found out the blood was our own and all graves and corpses were untouched, we were allowed to go, but got cited for trespassing....

other than that I have lead a pretty much crime-free life....so far

arial · 07-06-2003, 02:53 AM

8 days in county, that's all I got under my belt.

Makingcoin · 07-06-2003, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mastamindz
4 years for assualt to 2 police officers.
Dont fuck with me.

Was that the tire iron incident?

07-06-2003, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2

then there was the time during a highschool phase when me and some friends were having typical kid funny, drinking blood in a cemetary and chanting....the cops thought we had dug up a body or killed someone or something...when they found out the blood was our own and all graves and corpses were untouched, we were allowed to go, but got cited for trespassing....

I think it's time for me to move out of this city. If people like this are living here in Vegas, I think it's time to head for the hills!

Krome · 07-06-2003, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by austinth
Does the drunk tank count?

If this counts I have done it loads of times. Shitty thing is they usually just pull me over as I am staggering home and have done fuck all apart from fall over a few times.

Reak · 07-06-2003, 03:09 AM

i never been in jail

Yeeha

l33t h4x0r · 07-06-2003, 03:09 AM

3x assult
2x assult w/gbh
2x resist arrest
=
3 brokenheds, 2 bleeding pigs & 3 months

fuckers

PornBroker · 07-06-2003, 03:11 AM

12 months at a 'holiday farm' here...

gym and tennis everyday

absolute torture.

SykkBoy · 07-06-2003, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack

I think it's time for me to move out of this city. If people like this are living here in Vegas, I think it's time to head for the hills!

nah, this was years ago...1987...and in Wyoming...it's always the small "religious" towns you have to worry about...and what's wrong with a little blood drinking? You didn't do anything like that as a kid?

JayJay · 07-06-2003, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krome

If this counts I have done it loads of times. Shitty thing is they usually just pull me over as I am staggering home and have done fuck all apart from fall over a few times.

thats happend to me a few times aswell!

StupidNewbie · 07-06-2003, 07:08 AM

No.

county for a day, which shouldn't even be counted
and some sort of drug jail/rehab where you were locked down and marched around which also doesn't count.

extreme · 07-06-2003, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mastamindz
4 years for assualt to 2 police officers.
Dont fuck with me.

Shouldn't that be interpreted as "Don't fuck with police officers"

eroswebmaster · 07-06-2003, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
i thought US state prisons were worse than federal...

actually they usually are.

it's just a funny line from the movie office space.

"federal pound me in the ass prison."

fris · 07-06-2003, 12:28 PM

31 days in montery county (in salinas calif)

i am canadian i was on vacation, sucked ass.

angelsofporn · 07-06-2003, 12:30 PM

dui's are no fun and very expensive

SpaceAce · 07-06-2003, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
31 days in montery county (in salinas calif)

i am canadian i was on vacation, sucked ass.

Any minute now, wonton will be starting a thread:

"Vacationing Canadians imprisoned in America!!!"

SpaceAce

Peter Romero · 07-06-2003, 12:41 PM

I used to go to jail for fighting all the time, but i got sober 14 years ago and re-focussed my energy.
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fris · 07-06-2003, 12:49 PM

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kmanrox · 07-06-2003, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Who here has been to state prison?

Who here has been to federal pound me in the ass prison?

Who here tossed the salads?

and

Who here had their salad tossed?

no state prison, never to pound me in the ass prison, tossed many salads, and had mine tossed ions as well...

will you toss my salad?

sacX · 07-06-2003, 12:52 PM

I'm doing a run in forensic psychiatry at the moment, spending quite a lot of time at this country's maximum security prison.
It's cold and boring.

pornJester · 07-06-2003, 12:52 PM

nothing exciting... weekend in county for fake ID when i was 20

normally one wouldn't goto jail for this but the cops in Daytona Beach are cockholsters

"Don't you get it, we don't want you here for Spring Break"

Timbo · 07-06-2003, 02:05 PM

Shit Sykk,

1987? Was that "our own" as in your own personal blood?

And to think I shared a room with you in New O.

MassAppeal · 07-06-2003, 02:06 PM

Been to jail many times, luckily i was never the one behind bars

nosey · 07-06-2003, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox

no state prison, never to pound me in the ass prison, tossed many salads, and had mine tossed ions as well...

will you toss my salad?

eroswebmaster · 07-06-2003, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox

no state prison, never to pound me in the ass prison, tossed many salads, and had mine tossed ions as well...

will you toss my salad?

only if I can use chocolate syrup.

SykkBoy · 07-06-2003, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timbo
Shit Sykk,

1987? Was that "our own" as in your own personal blood?

And to think I shared a room with you in New O.

hahah,a, yeah, we did some bloodplay, it wasn't like we had mason jars full of blood and passing it around like a rare Chianti......

In N.O. I shared some other bodily fluid with you, remember?

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