Who here has been to jail?
 

Who here has been to state prison?

Who here has been to federal pound me in the ass prison?

Who here tossed the salads?

and

Who here had their salad tossed?

me,
me,
me,
and
me.

served 6 years for involuntary manslaughter.

i thought US state prisons were worse than federal...

If you count visiting then me!

one place I do not plan to visit anytime soon.

It was a cold night, I was watching some porn and was horny as fuck, So a rabbit hopped through my room window. OMG it had the sexiest ass ive ever seen. I got a hard on instantly. So i jumped, grabbed it, and started fucking the shit out of it, While i was fucking it, a cop car was passing through the street and the cop spotted me banging the rabbit. The funny thing is the rabbit sucked my dick first, i mean i dont see what i did wrong. the rabiit was horny and we fucked both our brains out..

Anyway i had to go to jail for 30 days,,

I got in there, dropped the soap by mistake,

and then i woke up.

4 years for assualt to 2 police officers.
Dont fuck with me.

Does the drunk tank count?

Well, there was the time I almost beat my drug-using, loser, no job, sack of shit brother-in-law to death with a claw hammer....but I only stayed overnight since the cops knw what a scumfuck he was...

then there was the time during a highschool phase when me and some friends were having typical kid funny, drinking blood in a cemetary and chanting....the cops thought we had dug up a body or killed someone or something...when they found out the blood was our own and all graves and corpses were untouched, we were allowed to go, but got cited for trespassing....

other than that I have lead a pretty much crime-free life....so far

8 days in county, that's all I got under my belt.

Was that the tire iron incident?

I think it's time for me to move out of this city. If people like this are living here in Vegas, I think it's time to head for the hills! :1orglaugh

If this counts I have done it loads of times. Shitty thing is they usually just pull me over as I am staggering home and have done fuck all apart from fall over a few times.

i never been in jail :thumbsup Yeeha :winkwink:

3x assult
2x assult w/gbh
2x resist arrest
=
3 brokenheds, 2 bleeding pigs & 3 months:ak47:
fuckers

12 months at a 'holiday farm' here...

gym and tennis everyday

absolute torture.

nah, this was years ago...1987...and in Wyoming...it's always the small "religious" towns you have to worry about...and what's wrong with a little blood drinking? You didn't do anything like that as a kid?

:1orglaugh thats happend to me a few times aswell!

No.

county for a day, which shouldn't even be counted
and some sort of drug jail/rehab where you were locked down and marched around which also doesn't count.

Shouldn't that be interpreted as "Don't fuck with police officers" :Graucho

actually they usually are.

it's just a funny line from the movie office space.

"federal pound me in the ass prison."

31 days in montery county (in salinas calif)

i am canadian i was on vacation, sucked ass.

dui's are no fun and very expensive

Any minute now, wonton will be starting a thread:

"Vacationing Canadians imprisoned in America!!!"

SpaceAce

I used to go to jail for fighting all the time, but i got sober 14 years ago and re-focussed my energy.
http://www.povporn.com/freebies/vide...Section_ad.wmv

Better outcome... I think. Don't you agree?

do you have an affil program for povporn.com? cant see it on the site.

no state prison, never to pound me in the ass prison, tossed many salads, and had mine tossed ions as well...


will you toss my salad?

I'm doing a run in forensic psychiatry at the moment, spending quite a lot of time at this country's maximum security prison.
It's cold and boring. :glugglug

nothing exciting... weekend in county for fake ID when i was 20 :(

normally one wouldn't goto jail for this but the cops in Daytona Beach are cockholsters

"Don't you get it, we don't want you here for Spring Break"

:BangBang:

Shit Sykk,

1987? Was that "our own" as in your own personal blood?

And to think I shared a room with you in New O.

:winkwink:

Been to jail many times, luckily i was never the one behind bars

http://www.sadman64.com/pic/insult/no.jpg
:1orglaugh

only if I can use chocolate syrup.

hahah,a, yeah, we did some bloodplay, it wasn't like we had mason jars full of blood and passing it around like a rare Chianti......

In N.O. I shared some other bodily fluid with you, remember?