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Amputate Your Head · 07-01-2003, 10:29 PM

Who fucking plays golf. Represent you fuckers. I'm trying to organize something.

goBigtime · 07-01-2003, 10:37 PM

Amputate Your Head · 07-01-2003, 10:37 PM

c'mon... I know there's at least a few golfers here.

Jakke PNG · 07-01-2003, 10:39 PM

I'm probably the crappiest player around, but I love the game.

My greencard ain't valid though.

tranza · 07-01-2003, 10:39 PM

Golf is gay....

Jakke PNG · 07-01-2003, 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by tranza
Golf is gay....

So are you, what's your point?

Amputate Your Head · 07-01-2003, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tranza
Golf is gay....

golf is far from gay... only inexperienced gay people think golf is gay. Golf rocks.

Missy · 07-01-2003, 10:42 PM

I play mini golf

Jakke PNG · 07-01-2003, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by Missy
I play mini golf

So do I, and I still can't putt on a real green.

ServerGenius · 07-01-2003, 10:42 PM

I play......The Westin Countryclub in FL has a decent course I've
played it last year aswell, it's not cheap but worth the fun. We
paid $1000 for 3 players greenfee and rental clubs for 18 holes.

DynaMite

hottoddy · 07-01-2003, 10:43 PM

Maui Invitational? I'll try to get there ...

Amputate Your Head · 07-01-2003, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by hottoddy
Maui Invitational? I'll try to get there ...

something along those lines...

DirtyDanza · 07-01-2003, 10:44 PM

I play... been playing since I was like 4..... I can play par golf.... but I vary high 60's low 80's depends on the day... I havent played in a few months.... but I am ready when you are.....

DirtyDanza · 07-01-2003, 10:45 PM

golf is great... the best self challenge you will ever have

Jakke PNG · 07-01-2003, 10:45 PM

I think my best ever is +30 on a 18 holer

drops · 07-01-2003, 10:45 PM

I play to.

Amputate Your Head · 07-01-2003, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by Dirty_DS
golf is great... the best self challenge you will ever have

and the best damn day out (that's not on a catamaran) you'll ever have....

dude... fuck O'ahu. Change your ticket. Come to Maui bro. I'll show you a good time here.

07-01-2003, 10:46 PM

all rich men play golf

the 2 places where the most business agreements are made are in the sona and on the golf course...

or so Im told

quiet · 07-01-2003, 10:48 PM

i played sort of regularly when i was a teenager. i haven't played in at least 12 years now. something i'm sure i'll try again at some point...

Amputate Your Head · 07-01-2003, 10:49 PM

okay, well would you guys be interested in 36 on Wailea Emerald at rock bottom discount? (this course runs close to $200 per player on average)..... I got some pull being a Wailea resident, but I'm gonna need more than 3 guys if I'm gonna convince the course to lock us for a day on the green.

tranza · 07-01-2003, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

So are you, what's your point?

That's exactly my point: I'm gay and I love golf..... lol....

Amputate Your Head · 07-01-2003, 10:52 PM

Carts got GPS, full-on beer chick carts... and the sweetest damn course I've ever been on....

twistyneck · 07-01-2003, 10:54 PM

There is a really fancy golf course near us and whenever I drive by, I make it a point to slow down and honk. I love to see them scream and flip me off, nothing beats that for quick fun. Fucking golfers.

Amputate Your Head · 07-01-2003, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
all rich men play golf

the 2 places where the most business agreements are made are in the sona and on the golf course...

or so Im told

that's "sauna"

tranza · 07-01-2003, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

that's "sauna"

Now, sauna is totally gay.... I don't think anyone can disagree in this one.....

Dildozer · 07-01-2003, 11:01 PM

Carts with GPS fuckin rock, they had those in Whistler where you could order food from the cart or report a lost club. Great stuff. Damn golf is such a great game it's a shame I barely have the time to play anymore.

Jakke PNG · 07-01-2003, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by tranza

Now, sauna is totally gay.... I don't think anyone can disagree in this one.....

There's nothing like a sauna... and I don't call those little warm steam-rooms a sauna. A sauna is a 90 degrees celcius little wooden room filled with naked people sweating and drinking beer.
Fuck, I've NEVER seen a decent sauna abroad.
Although it's fucking fun to go to a sauna abroad, the temperature is like 70C max, and when finnish guys go in there, all the germans and americans etc vanish because we put too much steam on the room.. lol. Pussies.

KRL · 07-01-2003, 11:05 PM

I played every morning for a while when I lived in LA. Just became too addictive and time consuming. Sold my Pings when I moved to Florida.

07-01-2003, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

that's "sauna"

sorry, Ive been to french schools and my english aint that great

Amputate Your Head · 07-01-2003, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I played every morning for a while when I lived in LA. Just became too addictive and time consuming. Sold my Pings when I moved to Florida.

okay, but would you come if the whole course was reserved for the day?

Va2k · 07-01-2003, 11:19 PM

i just got two clubs and a ball been playing in my living room for a few weeks now i even went out and dug a few holes in my yard and ya know its pretty fun so now its time to hit the golf clubs

TOM

ry0t · 07-01-2003, 11:28 PM

Golf is just a reason for a dude to get away from work and smoke blunts, I'm in.

Nasty D · 07-01-2003, 11:37 PM

Die Hard Golfer here Amp! Love hittin the links for a round will the fellas, and winning some money! Played the Plantaion before killer track! Golf is way coo you bitchezl!

easyfun · 07-01-2003, 11:38 PM

Would love to join in -
Unfortunately living on the wrong side of the planet for this one!

Amputate Your Head · 07-01-2003, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nasty D
Die Hard Golfer here Amp! Love hittin the links for a round will the fellas, and winning some money! Played the Plantaion before killer track! Golf is way coo you bitchezl!

finally, a golfer....

CDSmith · 07-01-2003, 11:38 PM

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Amputate Your Head · 07-01-2003, 11:40 PM

as is evident... golf is not what you see on tv....

golf is actually quite the fucking day out.

Kimmykim · 07-01-2003, 11:48 PM

Golf totally rocks. We've got some awesome courses here in Phx...

My favorite in Miami is the White (Greg Norman) course at Doral, followed by the Blue Monster ;)

galleryseek · 07-01-2003, 11:57 PM

golf courses are a waste of land. could use it for somethin productive.. eh. well i imagine there will be fewer and fewer as population increases.

Amputate Your Head · 07-01-2003, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by galleryseek
golf courses are a waste of land. could use it for somethin productive.. eh. well i imagine there will be fewer and fewer as population increases.

not likely. $$$ talks, and I don't think the courses are going to be giving up their land for more section 8 housing anytime soon.

tranza · 07-02-2003, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Here's a little something to brighten up Amp's golf thread....

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I've changed my mind... Golf is SO NOT GAY!!!

I'd like to learn it some day.....

Pornwolf · 07-02-2003, 12:21 AM

I'm a golfer Amp but I don't think I will be able to make it out there for that beautiful round. Take some pics for me please!

quiet · 07-02-2003, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by galleryseek
golf courses are a waste of land. could use it for somethin productive.. eh. well i imagine there will be fewer and fewer as population increases.

if anything there will only be more, to satisfy those who can afford it. golf is definitely a growth industry. pick up a copy of christie's great estates (for example) to see how many golf courses are now catering to the weathly.

eiht_98 · 07-02-2003, 12:39 AM

I started to play last year and now I'm addicted....but unfortunately Amp I'm on the other side of the planet

John3 · 07-02-2003, 01:06 AM

Come to Austin - I'll take anyone who wants to go play Barton Creek or Austin Golf Club.

KK - your courses out there have way too much desert . . . I need mroe fairway room

07-01-2003, 10:29 PM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Okay goddammit.... I need to fucking know once and for all. Who fucking plays golf. Represent you fuckers. I'm trying to organize something. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

07-01-2003, 10:37 PM	#3
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	c'mon... I know there's at least a few golfers here. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

07-01-2003, 10:39 PM	#4
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I'm probably the crappiest player around, but I love the game. My greencard ain't valid though. __________________ ..and I'm off.

07-01-2003, 10:39 PM	#5
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Golf is gay.... __________________ I'm just a newbie.

07-01-2003, 10:42 PM	#10
ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	I play......The Westin Countryclub in FL has a decent course I've played it last year aswell, it's not cheap but worth the fun. We paid $1000 for 3 players greenfee and rental clubs for 18 holes. DynaMite __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

07-01-2003, 10:37 PM	#2
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761

07-01-2003, 10:42 PM	#8
Missy FLASHCA$H.COM Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In my skin Posts: 1,257	I play mini golf

07-01-2003, 10:43 PM	#11
hottoddy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: PacNorWest Posts: 3,049	Maui Invitational? I'll try to get there ...

07-01-2003, 10:44 PM	#13
DirtyDanza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: BP4L.... Las Vegas, Posts: 8,374	I play... been playing since I was like 4..... I can play par golf.... but I vary high 60's low 80's depends on the day... I havent played in a few months.... but I am ready when you are..... __________________ Danza Bucks is back!!!

07-01-2003, 10:45 PM	#14
DirtyDanza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: BP4L.... Las Vegas, Posts: 8,374	golf is great... the best self challenge you will ever have __________________ Danza Bucks is back!!!

07-01-2003, 10:45 PM	#16
drops Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: So. Cal. Posts: 1,116	I play to. __________________ <img src=http://porndollar.com/webmasters/banners/porndollar/120x60_25_pd.gif border=0><br>$84 Per Signup \| $25 Per Free Signup \| $20 Per Cross Sales \| Credits On Exits \| Paid Weekly <br>Contact Info. http://porndollar.com/support.html

07-01-2003, 10:46 PM	#18
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	all rich men play golf the 2 places where the most business agreements are made are in the sona and on the golf course... or so Im told

07-01-2003, 10:48 PM	#19
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	i played sort of regularly when i was a teenager. i haven't played in at least 12 years now. something i'm sure i'll try again at some point...

07-01-2003, 10:49 PM	#20
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	okay, well would you guys be interested in 36 on Wailea Emerald at rock bottom discount? (this course runs close to $200 per player on average)..... I got some pull being a Wailea resident, but I'm gonna need more than 3 guys if I'm gonna convince the course to lock us for a day on the green. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

07-01-2003, 10:52 PM	#22
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Carts got GPS, full-on beer chick carts... and the sweetest damn course I've ever been on.... __________________ SIG TOO BIG

07-01-2003, 10:54 PM	#23
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	There is a really fancy golf course near us and whenever I drive by, I make it a point to slow down and honk. I love to see them scream and flip me off, nothing beats that for quick fun. Fucking golfers.

07-01-2003, 11:01 PM	#26
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	Carts with GPS fuckin rock, they had those in Whistler where you could order food from the cart or report a lost club. Great stuff. Damn golf is such a great game it's a shame I barely have the time to play anymore. __________________ Spam link here

07-01-2003, 11:05 PM	#28
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	I played every morning for a while when I lived in LA. Just became too addictive and time consuming. Sold my Pings when I moved to Florida. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

07-01-2003, 11:19 PM	#31
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	i just got two clubs and a ball been playing in my living room for a few weeks now i even went out and dug a few holes in my yard and ya know its pretty fun so now its time to hit the golf clubs TOM __________________

07-01-2003, 11:28 PM	#32
ry0t So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Boston Posts: 4,160	Golf is just a reason for a dude to get away from work and smoke blunts, I'm in.

07-01-2003, 11:37 PM	#33
Nasty D Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: P-Town Posts: 2,563	Die Hard Golfer here Amp! Love hittin the links for a round will the fellas, and winning some money! Played the Plantaion before killer track! Golf is way coo you bitchezl! __________________ Pimp Mandy Mayhem, Tabatha Sweet, Kristi Montana and Lexy Lohan @ Hawt Money

07-01-2003, 11:38 PM	#34
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07-01-2003, 11:38 PM	#36
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07-01-2003, 11:40 PM	#37
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	as is evident... golf is not what you see on tv.... golf is actually quite the fucking day out. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

07-01-2003, 11:48 PM	#38
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Golf totally rocks. We've got some awesome courses here in Phx... My favorite in Miami is the White (Greg Norman) course at Doral, followed by the Blue Monster ;)

07-01-2003, 11:57 PM	#39
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	golf courses are a waste of land. could use it for somethin productive.. eh. well i imagine there will be fewer and fewer as population increases.

07-02-2003, 12:21 AM	#42
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	I'm a golfer Amp but I don't think I will be able to make it out there for that beautiful round. Take some pics for me please! __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

07-02-2003, 12:39 AM	#44
eiht_98 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: EU Posts: 6,103	I started to play last year and now I'm addicted....but unfortunately Amp I'm on the other side of the planet

07-02-2003, 01:06 AM	#45
John3 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Austin Posts: 1,214	Come to Austin - I'll take anyone who wants to go play Barton Creek or Austin Golf Club. KK - your courses out there have way too much desert . . . I need mroe fairway room __________________ Hook 'em.