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Amputate Your Head 07-01-2003 10:29 PM

Okay goddammit.... I need to fucking know once and for all.
 
Who fucking plays golf. Represent you fuckers. I'm trying to organize something.

goBigtime 07-01-2003 10:37 PM

http://www.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/37749a.jpg

Amputate Your Head 07-01-2003 10:37 PM

c'mon... I know there's at least a few golfers here.

Jakke PNG 07-01-2003 10:39 PM

I'm probably the crappiest player around, but I love the game. :)
My greencard ain't valid though.

tranza 07-01-2003 10:39 PM

Golf is gay....

Jakke PNG 07-01-2003 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tranza
Golf is gay....
So are you, what's your point?

Amputate Your Head 07-01-2003 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tranza
Golf is gay....
golf is far from gay... only inexperienced gay people think golf is gay. Golf rocks.

Missy 07-01-2003 10:42 PM

I play mini golf :thumbsup

Jakke PNG 07-01-2003 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Missy
I play mini golf :thumbsup
So do I, and I still can't putt on a real green.

ServerGenius 07-01-2003 10:42 PM

I play......The Westin Countryclub in FL has a decent course I've
played it last year aswell, it's not cheap but worth the fun. We
paid $1000 for 3 players greenfee and rental clubs for 18 holes.

DynaMite

hottoddy 07-01-2003 10:43 PM

Maui Invitational? I'll try to get there ... :)

Amputate Your Head 07-01-2003 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy
Maui Invitational? I'll try to get there ... :)
something along those lines... :Graucho

DirtyDanza 07-01-2003 10:44 PM

I play... been playing since I was like 4..... I can play par golf.... but I vary high 60's low 80's depends on the day... I havent played in a few months.... but I am ready when you are.....

DirtyDanza 07-01-2003 10:45 PM

golf is great... the best self challenge you will ever have

Jakke PNG 07-01-2003 10:45 PM

I think my best ever is +30 on a 18 holer

drops 07-01-2003 10:45 PM

I play to.

Amputate Your Head 07-01-2003 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty_DS
golf is great... the best self challenge you will ever have
and the best damn day out (that's not on a catamaran) you'll ever have.... :)

dude... fuck O'ahu. Change your ticket. Come to Maui bro. I'll show you a good time here.

buddyjuf 07-01-2003 10:46 PM

all rich men play golf

the 2 places where the most business agreements are made are in the sona and on the golf course...

or so Im told :1orglaugh :thumbsup

quiet 07-01-2003 10:48 PM

i played sort of regularly when i was a teenager. i haven't played in at least 12 years now. something i'm sure i'll try again at some point...

Amputate Your Head 07-01-2003 10:49 PM

okay, well would you guys be interested in 36 on Wailea Emerald at rock bottom discount? (this course runs close to $200 per player on average)..... I got some pull being a Wailea resident, but I'm gonna need more than 3 guys if I'm gonna convince the course to lock us for a day on the green.

tranza 07-01-2003 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

So are you, what's your point?

That's exactly my point: I'm gay and I love golf..... lol....

Amputate Your Head 07-01-2003 10:52 PM

Carts got GPS, full-on beer chick carts... and the sweetest damn course I've ever been on....

twistyneck 07-01-2003 10:54 PM

There is a really fancy golf course near us and whenever I drive by, I make it a point to slow down and honk. I love to see them scream and flip me off, nothing beats that for quick fun. Fucking golfers. :BangBang:

Amputate Your Head 07-01-2003 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
all rich men play golf

the 2 places where the most business agreements are made are in the sona and on the golf course...

or so Im told :1orglaugh :thumbsup

that's "sauna"

tranza 07-01-2003 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


that's "sauna"

Now, sauna is totally gay.... I don't think anyone can disagree in this one.....:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dildozer 07-01-2003 11:01 PM

Carts with GPS fuckin rock, they had those in Whistler where you could order food from the cart or report a lost club. Great stuff. Damn golf is such a great game it's a shame I barely have the time to play anymore.

Jakke PNG 07-01-2003 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tranza


Now, sauna is totally gay.... I don't think anyone can disagree in this one.....:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

There's nothing like a sauna... and I don't call those little warm steam-rooms a sauna. A sauna is a 90 degrees celcius little wooden room filled with naked people sweating and drinking beer.
Fuck, I've NEVER seen a decent sauna abroad.
Although it's fucking fun to go to a sauna abroad, the temperature is like 70C max, and when finnish guys go in there, all the germans and americans etc vanish because we put too much steam on the room.. lol. Pussies.

KRL 07-01-2003 11:05 PM

I played every morning for a while when I lived in LA. Just became too addictive and time consuming. Sold my Pings when I moved to Florida. :1orglaugh

buddyjuf 07-01-2003 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


that's "sauna"

sorry, Ive been to french schools and my english aint that great :(

Amputate Your Head 07-01-2003 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I played every morning for a while when I lived in LA. Just became too addictive and time consuming. Sold my Pings when I moved to Florida. :1orglaugh
okay, but would you come if the whole course was reserved for the day? :)

Va2k 07-01-2003 11:19 PM

i just got two clubs and a ball been playing in my living room for a few weeks now i even went out and dug a few holes in my yard and ya know its pretty fun so now its time to hit the golf clubs :)
TOM

ry0t 07-01-2003 11:28 PM

Golf is just a reason for a dude to get away from work and smoke blunts, I'm in.

Nasty D 07-01-2003 11:37 PM

Die Hard Golfer here Amp! Love hittin the links for a round will the fellas, and winning some money! Played the Plantaion before killer track! Golf is way coo you bitchezl! :thumbsup

easyfun 07-01-2003 11:38 PM

Would love to join in -
Unfortunately living on the wrong side of the planet for this one!

Amputate Your Head 07-01-2003 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nasty D
Die Hard Golfer here Amp! Love hittin the links for a round will the fellas, and winning some money! Played the Plantaion before killer track! Golf is way coo you bitchezl! :thumbsup
finally, a golfer.... :)

CDSmith 07-01-2003 11:38 PM

Here's a little something to brighten up Amp's golf thread....



<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/hornygolf02.jpg">


<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/hornygolf03.jpg">

Amputate Your Head 07-01-2003 11:40 PM

as is evident... golf is not what you see on tv....


golf is actually quite the fucking day out. :)

Kimmykim 07-01-2003 11:48 PM

Golf totally rocks. We've got some awesome courses here in Phx...

My favorite in Miami is the White (Greg Norman) course at Doral, followed by the Blue Monster ;)

galleryseek 07-01-2003 11:57 PM

golf courses are a waste of land. could use it for somethin productive.. eh. well i imagine there will be fewer and fewer as population increases.

Amputate Your Head 07-01-2003 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by galleryseek
golf courses are a waste of land. could use it for somethin productive.. eh. well i imagine there will be fewer and fewer as population increases.
not likely. $$$ talks, and I don't think the courses are going to be giving up their land for more section 8 housing anytime soon.

tranza 07-02-2003 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Here's a little something to brighten up Amp's golf thread....



<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/hornygolf02.jpg">


<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/hornygolf03.jpg">

I've changed my mind... Golf is SO NOT GAY!!!

I'd like to learn it some day.....:Graucho

Pornwolf 07-02-2003 12:21 AM

I'm a golfer Amp but I don't think I will be able to make it out there for that beautiful round. Take some pics for me please!

quiet 07-02-2003 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by galleryseek
golf courses are a waste of land. could use it for somethin productive.. eh. well i imagine there will be fewer and fewer as population increases.
if anything there will only be more, to satisfy those who can afford it. golf is definitely a growth industry. pick up a copy of christie's great estates (for example) to see how many golf courses are now catering to the weathly.

eiht_98 07-02-2003 12:39 AM

I started to play last year and now I'm addicted....but unfortunately Amp I'm on the other side of the planet :(

John3 07-02-2003 01:06 AM

Come to Austin - I'll take anyone who wants to go play Barton Creek or Austin Golf Club.

KK - your courses out there have way too much desert . . . I need mroe fairway room :)


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