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Old 06-24-2003, 10:12 PM   #1
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If there is a hell who here is going?

For some reason tonight I was reminded of a time in my youth when me and my step-brothers would sit in church and try and fight double entendres in the bible or hymnals.

Things like..."he's coming again."

"jesus is coming soon."

We'd snicker at this kind of shit during the whole sermon.

However Sunday night was best. That was when the girls could wear jeans to the service. It was camel toe heaven.

A friend of mine reminded me tonight of the time he dropped acid while helping his girlfriend organize her clown group at some special olympics event.

We kinda figured we both will have a pretty good view of the river Styx.
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Old 06-24-2003, 10:15 PM   #2
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There is no afterlife.
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Old 06-24-2003, 10:15 PM   #3
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If there was such thing...

Thats where I'm going...Fuck it

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Old 06-24-2003, 10:15 PM   #4
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But if I'm wrong, I'd rather be somewhere tropical.
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Old 06-24-2003, 10:30 PM   #5
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we all go to hell after death no one human is exempt from sin
however..an eternity not do we all have to serve.

its better to rain in hell than it is to serve in heaven .. quote"bob hope"
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Old 06-24-2003, 10:32 PM   #6
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"However Sunday night was best. That was when the girls could wear jeans to the service. It was camel toe heaven."

lol, you dont get out much do you
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Old 06-24-2003, 10:32 PM   #7
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define "hell"
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Old 06-24-2003, 10:32 PM   #8
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I have tickets to the next Hendrix concert. Janis Joplin is opening, and Jim Morrison is playing the third set.

I have an extra seat available if someone wants it.
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Old 06-24-2003, 10:33 PM   #9
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we all go to hell after death no one human is exempt from sin
however..an eternity not do we all have to serve.

its better to rain in hell than it is to serve in heaven .. quote"bob hope"
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Old 06-24-2003, 10:43 PM   #10
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that's why i always wonder, if there's hell - why are we here?????

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Old 06-24-2003, 10:58 PM   #11
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We are all going to hell. I'll meet you there.

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Old 06-24-2003, 11:01 PM   #12
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I don't want to go to Heaven. None of my friends will be there.
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Old 06-24-2003, 11:06 PM   #13
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Heaven is on Earth, Hell is on Earth too. There is no afterlife. So the question would be, ARE you in hell?? Fuck no, I'm in heaven all the way.
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Old 06-24-2003, 11:09 PM   #14
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if there is a heaven and a hell, i'm going to hell, cuz there is no GOD...

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Old 06-25-2003, 12:54 AM   #15
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we're already in hell
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