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eroswebmaster · 06-24-2003, 10:12 PM

For some reason tonight I was reminded of a time in my youth when me and my step-brothers would sit in church and try and fight double entendres in the bible or hymnals.

Things like..."he's coming again."

"jesus is coming soon."

We'd snicker at this kind of shit during the whole sermon.

However Sunday night was best. That was when the girls could wear jeans to the service. It was camel toe heaven.

A friend of mine reminded me tonight of the time he dropped acid while helping his girlfriend organize her clown group at some special olympics event.

We kinda figured we both will have a pretty good view of the river Styx.

Gman.357 · 06-24-2003, 10:15 PM

There is no afterlife.

Jon2 · 06-24-2003, 10:15 PM

If there was such thing...

Thats where I'm going...Fuck it

Jon

Gman.357 · 06-24-2003, 10:15 PM

But if I'm wrong, I'd rather be somewhere tropical.

GENOCIDE TIMEZ · 06-24-2003, 10:30 PM

we all go to hell after death no one human is exempt from sin
however..an eternity not do we all have to serve.

its better to rain in hell than it is to serve in heaven .. quote"bob hope"

GeXus · 06-24-2003, 10:32 PM

"However Sunday night was best. That was when the girls could wear jeans to the service. It was camel toe heaven."

lol, you dont get out much do you

[Labret] · 06-24-2003, 10:32 PM

define "hell"

Tala · 06-24-2003, 10:32 PM

I have tickets to the next Hendrix concert. Janis Joplin is opening, and Jim Morrison is playing the third set.

I have an extra seat available if someone wants it.

[Labret] · 06-24-2003, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GENOCIDE TIMEZ
we all go to hell after death no one human is exempt from sin
however..an eternity not do we all have to serve.

its better to rain in hell than it is to serve in heaven .. quote"bob hope"

"reign" slapdick

HEARTBREAKER · 06-24-2003, 10:43 PM

that's why i always wonder, if there's hell - why are we here?????

Rochard · 06-24-2003, 10:58 PM

We are all going to hell. I'll meet you there.

I get first shot at the mini bar.

mastamindz · 06-24-2003, 11:01 PM

I don't want to go to Heaven. None of my friends will be there.

xenigo · 06-24-2003, 11:06 PM

Heaven is on Earth, Hell is on Earth too. There is no afterlife. So the question would be, ARE you in hell?? Fuck no, I'm in heaven all the way.

JDog · 06-24-2003, 11:09 PM

if there is a heaven and a hell, i'm going to hell, cuz there is no GOD...

jDoG

FlyingIguana · 06-25-2003, 12:54 AM

we're already in hell

06-24-2003, 10:12 PM	#1
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	If there is a hell who here is going? For some reason tonight I was reminded of a time in my youth when me and my step-brothers would sit in church and try and fight double entendres in the bible or hymnals. Things like..."he's coming again." "jesus is coming soon." We'd snicker at this kind of shit during the whole sermon. However Sunday night was best. That was when the girls could wear jeans to the service. It was camel toe heaven. A friend of mine reminded me tonight of the time he dropped acid while helping his girlfriend organize her clown group at some special olympics event. We kinda figured we both will have a pretty good view of the river Styx. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

06-24-2003, 10:15 PM	#2
Gman.357 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 2,796	There is no afterlife. __________________ Ouch.

06-24-2003, 10:15 PM	#4
Gman.357 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 2,796	But if I'm wrong, I'd rather be somewhere tropical. __________________ Ouch.

06-24-2003, 10:32 PM	#6
GeXus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Yo Mommas Pussy Posts: 3,320	"However Sunday night was best. That was when the girls could wear jeans to the service. It was camel toe heaven." lol, you dont get out much do you __________________

06-24-2003, 10:32 PM	#8
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	I have tickets to the next Hendrix concert. Janis Joplin is opening, and Jim Morrison is playing the third set. I have an extra seat available if someone wants it. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

06-24-2003, 10:15 PM	#3
Jon2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,875	If there was such thing... Thats where I'm going...Fuck it Jon

06-24-2003, 10:30 PM	#5
GENOCIDE TIMEZ Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BROOKLYN Posts: 103	we all go to hell after death no one human is exempt from sin however..an eternity not do we all have to serve. its better to rain in hell than it is to serve in heaven .. quote"bob hope"

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06-24-2003, 11:06 PM	#13
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06-25-2003, 12:54 AM	#15
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	we're already in hell