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Turn on's
Play with yourself Lick inbetween my balls and asshole Let me fist you Stick a vibrater up your ass while I fuck you Bring a female friend Turn off's Stinky Pussy stubbles on legs Hairy pussy stretch marks on tits
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On: Confidence Being spontanious Long hair Sexy clothes Shaved Pussy Sex in public Perky tits Another woman in bed Off: Stupidity Don't give blowjobs Jumping out of your clothes with no tease Saggy tits Hairy bush
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come over my house when I have pussy on my mind bitching about how you're tired and want to goto sleep then goto sleep and be a bitch whenever I try to wake you up. ARGH, I'm pissed ![]()
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Smart Funny Charming Good penis size Good looking turn off: Stupid Mean Not charming or funny Small penis weirdo -AC Tracey
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I like when girls wear sweatpants. yum
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Penis size does matter but if you are funny, smart, charming, and can do other things good (wink, wink get a girl off wink, wink) than that is as good as a big penis.
-AC Tracey
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turn ons... and only if i'm interested in the guy...
if i'm not interested in the guy then these would fall under the turn off catagory... 1. talking dirty... 2. his bare skin touching my bare skin 3. kissing my neck and some lite biting 4. smelling my skin on the back of my neck, not thinking I notice what you are doing. 5. caressing my hair turn offs... 1. SMALL PENIS 2. HAIRY BODY THAT IS NOT TRIMMED INCLUDING NOISE HAIRS 3. BAD BREATH 4. short guys 5. guys that need more then one woman |
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Intelligence Filthy talk during sex Someone who likes to use toys while we're in bed together Sexual fearlessness Vividly dirty imagination Off: Missonary position only sex People who want the lights off when they fuck No imagination Thinks kinky stuff is wrong Doesn't make noises or talk while we fuck
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Grunting Squeeling Bucking pawing the ground biting Off: Refusing to come out of the stall Ticks fleas nosy neighbors spca
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TURN OFFS:
Anything my ex boyfriend did. TURN ONS: Anything accept what my ex boyfriend did.
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Rocki Rocki Rocki Rocki Rocki Turn offs: fags fags fags fags and fags
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Beautiful eyes staring at me-
while my dick is there mouth! It turns me on what can I say?
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Turn offs?
Chicks with dicks Lego bad perfume FDS spray strippers plastic surgery pornstars chicks tryin to stick things in my ass girls who fake swallow, only to find a wet spot soiling your ass at 3am.
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Tries to figure out what Rocki was thinking by posting this thread.
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Dominance Aggressivness Sex marks a nap afterwards with NO talking Pationate kissing Turn Offs: Premature ejaculation Vocal Exageration Stabbing sex... like highschool banging all over again GEtting overly excited... not taking advantage of the whole package... going right for the muffin ANd my biggest!!! Not having my orgasm turn! ![]()
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Well guys the only way a fish knows it needs water...
is when you throw him out of the fuckin' tank! I know better these days- Oh yeah and Rocki, can i add two more things to my list of turn offs? GETTING BIT to the point of almost losing a nipple by a drunk beligerent goddess- remember that one? :-)) and excessive queefing- yuck! ![]()
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more turn ons?
a chick that knows how to be a woman. licking my balls accessories- Belly Chains, Toe Rings, lingerie, stcokings and a chick that smells nice and can cook any Italian meal.
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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stockings?
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