What turns you on/off sexually?
 

Give me 5 ways to turn you on sexually and 5 ways to turn you off... :Graucho :Graucho

Turn on's

Play with yourself
Lick inbetween my balls and asshole
Let me fist you
Stick a vibrater up your ass while I fuck you
Bring a female friend


Turn off's

Stinky Pussy
stubbles on legs
Hairy pussy
stretch marks on tits

On:

Confidence
Being spontanious
Long hair
Sexy clothes
Shaved Pussy
Sex in public
Perky tits
Another woman in bed

Off:

Stupidity
Don't give blowjobs
Jumping out of your clothes with no tease
Saggy tits
Hairy bush

on

has a good job
goes to pray service daily
Daughter of a rabbi
college grad from oxford
takes it up the ass while talking about the above

Ons:
swallow
anal
not talking before
not talking during
not talking after

offs:
talking before
talking during
talking after
talking at all
cuddling.

cuddling doesnt match the other stuff that turns you off

turn me off:


come over my house when I have pussy on my mind bitching about how you're tired and want to goto sleep

then goto sleep and be a bitch whenever I try to wake you up.

ARGH, I'm pissed

:feels-hot

even with turn offs most men will still hit it,

Tell the truth Rog... who's ass? :1orglaugh

turn on:
Smart
Funny
Charming
Good penis size
Good looking

turn off:
Stupid
Mean
Not charming or funny
Small penis
weirdo

-AC Tracey

so Penis size does matter:winkwink:

Humm...


What if I had a huge black dildo sitting in the closet?

I like when girls wear sweatpants. yum

Penis size does matter but if you are funny, smart, charming, and can do other things good (wink, wink get a girl off wink, wink) than that is as good as a big penis.

-AC Tracey

Offs
Fish smelling pussy
Hairy pussys
Hairy armpits
Girls with a penis
Ginger hair

Ons

Nice eyes
Firm natural tits
Round firm butt
Nice oral action
Great long legs

Thats a turn OFF?




:1orglaugh

turn ons... and only if i'm interested in the guy...
if i'm not interested in the guy then these would fall under the turn off catagory...

1. talking dirty...
2. his bare skin touching my bare skin
3. kissing my neck and some lite biting
4. smelling my skin on the back of my neck, not thinking I notice what you are doing.
5. caressing my hair


turn offs...

1. SMALL PENIS
2. HAIRY BODY THAT IS NOT TRIMMED INCLUDING NOISE HAIRS
3. BAD BREATH
4. short guys
5. guys that need more then one woman

On:

Intelligence
Filthy talk during sex
Someone who likes to use toys while we're in bed together
Sexual fearlessness
Vividly dirty imagination

Off:
Missonary position only sex
People who want the lights off when they fuck
No imagination
Thinks kinky stuff is wrong
Doesn't make noises or talk while we fuck

On:
Grunting
Squeeling
Bucking
pawing the ground
biting

Off:
Refusing to come out of the stall
Ticks
fleas
nosy neighbors
spca

:eek7

TURN OFFS:

Anything my ex boyfriend did.

TURN ONS:

Anything accept what my ex boyfriend did.

on:

smart girl

off

dumb girls

Andre

On:
Corn
Peanuts
firm ones
soft ones
smelly ones

Off:
constipation
farts
metamucil
flushing

turn ons:

Rocki
Rocki
Rocki
Rocki
Rocki

Turn offs:

fags
fags
fags
fags
and fags

:1orglaugh

Beavis ... Don't make me hafta come over there and kick you in the 'nads !!! he he ... he he ... he he ...

http://www.endlessworld.com/images/b...uttheadset.jpg

Sorry, Butthead I won't let it happen again...he said nads..ha ha
:Graucho :Graucho

LOL

Beautiful eyes staring at me-

while my dick is there mouth!

It turns me on what can I say?

Turn offs?

Chicks with dicks
Lego
bad perfume
FDS spray
strippers
plastic surgery
pornstars
chicks tryin to stick things in my ass
girls who fake swallow, only to find a wet spot soiling your ass at 3am.

LOL

Tries to figure out what Rocki was thinking by posting this thread.

strippers
plastic surgery
pornstars


LMAO who are you foolin:winkwink: One word Houston

i don't know i probably need :helpme

Turn Ons:

Dominance
Aggressivness
Sex marks
a nap afterwards with NO talking
Pationate kissing

Turn Offs:

Premature ejaculation
Vocal Exageration
Stabbing sex... like highschool banging all over again
GEtting overly excited... not taking advantage of the whole package... going right for the muffin
ANd my biggest!!! Not having my orgasm turn! :321GFY

Yeah, KB - WTF???

Did you forget WE KNOW YOU???

LOL

:winkwink:

Daaaayum Hun ... Sounds like you've been running with the wrong crowd :(

Well guys the only way a fish knows it needs water...
is when you throw him out of the fuckin' tank!

I know better these days-

Oh yeah and Rocki, can i add two more things to my list of turn offs?

GETTING BIT to the point of almost losing a nipple by a drunk beligerent goddess- remember that one? :-))

and excessive queefing- yuck!:BangBang:

Turn ons

Crazy chicks
Tattoos
Piercings
Luscious blowjobs
The small of their back


Turn offs

Sexual insecurity
Not knowing when to shut the fuck up
Not swallowing
Not swallowing
Not swallowing

:winkwink:

ahahahahha

I can't believe girls that shave your head isn't on that list --

more turn ons?

a chick that knows how to be a woman.
licking my balls
accessories- Belly Chains, Toe Rings, lingerie, stcokings
and a chick that smells nice and can cook any Italian meal.

stockings?

UGH, I'll stick with toting my e-penis around in that case.

Hey, just for the record - I included YOU when I said Crazy chicks :winkwink:

LOL

hahahaha you'll never attract a guy like Mordecai without having stockings on :-))

Just dont try and make me put on stockings ok ;)

And what in the hell happened to the dreads?

What if only ONE of these describes me so I still have a chance???


--Sweet "Too Tall" T


:Graucho

The deal is simple:

Any hot chick that's crazy, gives luscious blowjobs, swallows, and knows when to shut the fuck up - does not HAVE TO wear stockings :winkwink:

I'm working on the dreads for you

LOL

Amber is here right now J $tyle$

another great underwear show- butter face......ooooofah

I gotta work on that shut up thing I bet ;)