How can you get rid of bags under the eyes? - GoFuckYourself.com

michaelw · 06-10-2003, 12:24 AM

sleep isnt whats wrong.. i get 9 hours everyday

who know how to get rid of the damn things?

theyre not dark, just deep

smack · 06-10-2003, 12:24 AM

laser botox?

p00p · 06-10-2003, 12:27 AM

Preparation H

michaelw · 06-10-2003, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by p00p
Preparation H

does that shit really work?

detoxed · 06-10-2003, 12:28 AM

get a tan and sleep less.

GrimShawn · 06-10-2003, 12:29 AM

Slep 4 hours a night instead, drink more, and smoke lots of fucking weed

p00p · 06-10-2003, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by michaelw
does that shit really work?

It might.
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a990305.html

mule · 06-10-2003, 12:52 AM

It's gravity. Stand on your head at least 7 hous a day. The best way would be to train yourself to sleep while standing on your head

On a serious note though, 9 hours is too much: that could well be the cause.

Bobby Fissure · 06-10-2003, 11:35 AM

You should get blepharoplasty. I'm getting my upper and lower eyelids done because I look like a fucking zombie.

Spunky · 06-10-2003, 11:37 AM

Get off the Smack

AdultNex · 06-10-2003, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p00p
Preparation H

What it does is when it's applied to the skin, it tightens the skin (models use it so their skin doesn't flab around).

gothweb · 06-10-2003, 11:55 AM

Drink well, eat well, sleep well, get some exercise, and photoshop all photos of yourself.

The Alibi · 06-10-2003, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by michaelw
does that shit really work?

I had a doctor give me the same advice. They make preparation H wipes now, too.

Cindyff · 06-10-2003, 12:18 PM

Be careful not to get that stuff in your eyes, it stings like fuck. We used it on models way back in the 80s . The reason bags appear under your eyes is the muscle is losing grip on the scull and they drop down . A good plastic surgeon can snip and tuck those baby's back as good as new, a bad one will remove too much fat deposits and you will look like the living dead. So choose wisely

Cindy xx

C-Bass · 06-10-2003, 12:20 PM

Get a facial....and i dont mean at the salon!

XxXotic · 06-10-2003, 12:25 PM

cucumbers and hot tea bags

LadyMischief · 06-10-2003, 12:31 PM

Preperation H is by far the best quick fix.

MaxDent · 06-10-2003, 12:50 PM

Use eye toner and eyedrops. Eyedrops will take out the reddness and make your eyes look healthier. The toner is kinda like a sticky viscis glue that you put on those dark circles and it tightens the skin. Ask your girlfriend what she uses or just root around in her cosmetic bag.

You can get basic toners and eyedrops from Walgreens or if you want to go hit on some chicks go get a free session w/ the cosmetic girls at Nordstrom/Nieman Marcus etc.

DarkJedi · 06-10-2003, 12:54 PM

dont drink too much water before going to bed.
and sleep a bit less.

thane · 06-18-2003, 05:18 PM

cucumbers and pussy nectar

KDizzla · 06-18-2003, 06:23 PM

put some icey hot on them.

Zayne E. · 06-18-2003, 06:26 PM

"How can you get rid of bags under the eyes?"

Photoshop...duhhh LOL

Kel · 06-18-2003, 06:32 PM

You're lacking vitamin E. Also try getting some excercise if you aren't currently do so. (and no... jerking off doesn't count)

Zayne E. · 06-18-2003, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kel
...(and no... jerking off doesn't count)

Depends on how you're doing it...my wife has forearms like Popeye

HEARTBREAKER · 06-18-2003, 06:47 PM

too much sleep sometimes caused you to have big eyebags...

phogirl69 · 06-18-2003, 07:07 PM

If you're a female, you can wear a good concealer, like
Prescriptives or MAC to cover up your undereye bags and
blemishes. If you're a guy, you're stuck, fucked and outta luck.

Centurion · 06-18-2003, 07:36 PM

Get 50 shots of botox!

Not only do you get rid of the bags, but the crows feet (damn birds!) around the eyes, forehead wrinkles, and overall just give you a smoother look. PLUS...little known fact..actually helps in fighting/preventing headaches! Truly!

Uh..so I'm TOLD!!

TheFLY · 06-18-2003, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by michaelw
sleep isnt whats wrong.. i get 9 hours everyday

who know how to get rid of the damn things?

theyre not dark, just deep

Eat extremely spicy foods -- you will feel the difference.

Sweat.

Do some cardio work outdoors...

TheFLY · 06-18-2003, 07:44 PM

Go to a Chinese place and ask for some spicey soup...

Might want to go on a diet too.

LeeNoga · 06-18-2003, 07:49 PM

Plastic surgery, I did it and it works! :-)

Honeyslut · 06-18-2003, 08:17 PM

Allegeries will cause bags under eyes, also.

dchottie · 06-18-2003, 09:15 PM

almost 15 years ago I discovered this product and I used exactly two jars of it and have not had bags since then. I had bags when I was 18 and now in my thirties they are still not there. It is the last product on the page and it is wonderful. Keep it in the refrigerator and put it on first thing in the morning and last thing at night or anytime you need a pick me up. You don't have to keep it in the fridge but it's a wonderful refresher. http://www.oriflame-cosmetics.co.uk/...ndnourish.html

cash69 · 06-18-2003, 09:18 PM

i sure as fuck wouldn't put no preperation h on my face.. isn't that shit for your ass if you got hemroids.. drink more milk or something

TheFLY · 06-18-2003, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dchottie
almost 15 years ago I discovered this product and I used exactly two jars of it and have not had bags since then. I had bags when I was 18 and now in my thirties they are still not there. It is the last product on the page and it is wonderful. Keep it in the refrigerator and put it on first thing in the morning and last thing at night or anytime you need a pick me up. You don't have to keep it in the fridge but it's a wonderful refresher. http://www.oriflame-cosmetics.co.uk/...ndnourish.html

what's your name what's your size

dchottie · 06-18-2003, 09:33 PM

my dear my name can be found out at one of the Internext shows if you can find me and i'll be the 5'10 chick with sextronix logo'd across my ass

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Cindyff Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,187	Be careful not to get that stuff in your eyes, it stings like fuck. We used it on models way back in the 80s . The reason bags appear under your eyes is the muscle is losing grip on the scull and they drop down . A good plastic surgeon can snip and tuck those baby's back as good as new, a bad one will remove too much fat deposits and you will look like the living dead. So choose wisely Cindy xx

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MaxDent Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 851	Use eye toner and eyedrops. Eyedrops will take out the reddness and make your eyes look healthier. The toner is kinda like a sticky viscis glue that you put on those dark circles and it tightens the skin. Ask your girlfriend what she uses or just root around in her cosmetic bag. You can get basic toners and eyedrops from Walgreens or if you want to go hit on some chicks go get a free session w/ the cosmetic girls at Nordstrom/Nieman Marcus etc.

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phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	If you're a female, you can wear a good concealer, like Prescriptives or MAC to cover up your undereye bags and blemishes. If you're a guy, you're stuck, fucked and outta luck. Last edited by phogirl69; 06-18-2003 at 07:14 PM..

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Centurion Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: SeATtle Posts: 6,033	Get 50 shots of botox! Not only do you get rid of the bags, but the crows feet (damn birds!) around the eyes, forehead wrinkles, and overall just give you a smoother look. PLUS...little known fact..actually helps in fighting/preventing headaches! Truly! Uh..so I'm TOLD!!

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dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	almost 15 years ago I discovered this product and I used exactly two jars of it and have not had bags since then. I had bags when I was 18 and now in my thirties they are still not there. It is the last product on the page and it is wonderful. Keep it in the refrigerator and put it on first thing in the morning and last thing at night or anytime you need a pick me up. You don't have to keep it in the fridge but it's a wonderful refresher. http://www.oriflame-cosmetics.co.uk/...ndnourish.html __________________

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cash69 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: chandler, az Posts: 1,052	i sure as fuck wouldn't put no preperation h on my face.. isn't that shit for your ass if you got hemroids.. drink more milk or something

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