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How can you get rid of bags under the eyes?
sleep isnt whats wrong.. i get 9 hours everyday
who know how to get rid of the damn things? theyre not dark, just deep |
laser botox?
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Preparation H :2 cents:
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get a tan and sleep less.
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Slep 4 hours a night instead, drink more, and smoke lots of fucking weed
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It's gravity. Stand on your head at least 7 hous a day. The best way would be to train yourself to sleep while standing on your head :)
On a serious note though, 9 hours is too much: that could well be the cause. |
You should get blepharoplasty. I'm getting my upper and lower eyelids done because I look like a fucking zombie.
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Get off the Smack :glugglug
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Drink well, eat well, sleep well, get some exercise, and photoshop all photos of yourself.
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Be careful not to get that stuff in your eyes, it stings like fuck. We used it on models way back in the 80s . The reason bags appear under your eyes is the muscle is losing grip on the scull and they drop down . A good plastic surgeon can snip and tuck those baby's back as good as new, a bad one will remove too much fat deposits and you will look like the living dead. So choose wisely
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Get a facial....and i dont mean at the salon!:1orglaugh
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cucumbers and hot tea bags :thumbsup
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Preperation H is by far the best quick fix.
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Use eye toner and eyedrops. Eyedrops will take out the reddness and make your eyes look healthier. The toner is kinda like a sticky viscis glue that you put on those dark circles and it tightens the skin. Ask your girlfriend what she uses or just root around in her cosmetic bag.
:thumbsup You can get basic toners and eyedrops from Walgreens or if you want to go hit on some chicks go get a free session w/ the cosmetic girls at Nordstrom/Nieman Marcus etc. |
dont drink too much water before going to bed.
and sleep a bit less. |
cucumbers and pussy nectar
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put some icey hot on them. :1orglaugh
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"How can you get rid of bags under the eyes?"
Photoshop...duhhh LOL :winkwink: |
You're lacking vitamin E. Also try getting some excercise if you aren't currently do so. (and no... jerking off doesn't count) :)
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too much sleep sometimes caused you to have big eyebags...:)
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If you're a female, you can wear a good concealer, like
Prescriptives or MAC to cover up your undereye bags and blemishes. If you're a guy, you're stuck, fucked and outta luck. |
Get 50 shots of botox!
Not only do you get rid of the bags, but the crows feet (damn birds!) around the eyes, forehead wrinkles, and overall just give you a smoother look. PLUS...little known fact..actually helps in fighting/preventing headaches! Truly! Uh..so I'm TOLD!!:helpme |
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Sweat. Do some cardio work outdoors... |
Go to a Chinese place and ask for some spicey soup...
Might want to go on a diet too. |
Plastic surgery, I did it and it works! :-)
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Allegeries will cause bags under eyes, also.
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almost 15 years ago I discovered this product and I used exactly two jars of it and have not had bags since then. I had bags when I was 18 and now in my thirties they are still not there. It is the last product on the page and it is wonderful. Keep it in the refrigerator and put it on first thing in the morning and last thing at night or anytime you need a pick me up. You don't have to keep it in the fridge but it's a wonderful refresher. http://www.oriflame-cosmetics.co.uk/...ndnourish.html
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i sure as fuck wouldn't put no preperation h on my face.. isn't that shit for your ass if you got hemroids.. drink more milk or something
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