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michaelw 06-10-2003 12:24 AM

How can you get rid of bags under the eyes?
 
sleep isnt whats wrong.. i get 9 hours everyday

who know how to get rid of the damn things?

theyre not dark, just deep

smack 06-10-2003 12:24 AM

laser botox?

p00p 06-10-2003 12:27 AM

Preparation H :2 cents:

michaelw 06-10-2003 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p00p
Preparation H :2 cents:
does that shit really work?

detoxed 06-10-2003 12:28 AM

get a tan and sleep less.

GrimShawn 06-10-2003 12:29 AM

Slep 4 hours a night instead, drink more, and smoke lots of fucking weed

p00p 06-10-2003 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by michaelw
does that shit really work?
It might.
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a990305.html

mule 06-10-2003 12:52 AM

It's gravity. Stand on your head at least 7 hous a day. The best way would be to train yourself to sleep while standing on your head :)
On a serious note though, 9 hours is too much: that could well be the cause.

Bobby Fissure 06-10-2003 11:35 AM

You should get blepharoplasty. I'm getting my upper and lower eyelids done because I look like a fucking zombie.

Spunky 06-10-2003 11:37 AM

Get off the Smack :glugglug

AdultNex 06-10-2003 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p00p
Preparation H :2 cents:
What it does is when it's applied to the skin, it tightens the skin (models use it so their skin doesn't flab around).

gothweb 06-10-2003 11:55 AM

Drink well, eat well, sleep well, get some exercise, and photoshop all photos of yourself.

The Alibi 06-10-2003 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by michaelw
does that shit really work?
I had a doctor give me the same advice. They make preparation H wipes now, too.

Cindyff 06-10-2003 12:18 PM

Be careful not to get that stuff in your eyes, it stings like fuck. We used it on models way back in the 80s . The reason bags appear under your eyes is the muscle is losing grip on the scull and they drop down . A good plastic surgeon can snip and tuck those baby's back as good as new, a bad one will remove too much fat deposits and you will look like the living dead. So choose wisely

Cindy xx

C-Bass 06-10-2003 12:20 PM

Get a facial....and i dont mean at the salon!:1orglaugh

XxXotic 06-10-2003 12:25 PM

cucumbers and hot tea bags :thumbsup

LadyMischief 06-10-2003 12:31 PM

Preperation H is by far the best quick fix.

MaxDent 06-10-2003 12:50 PM

Use eye toner and eyedrops. Eyedrops will take out the reddness and make your eyes look healthier. The toner is kinda like a sticky viscis glue that you put on those dark circles and it tightens the skin. Ask your girlfriend what she uses or just root around in her cosmetic bag.

:thumbsup

You can get basic toners and eyedrops from Walgreens or if you want to go hit on some chicks go get a free session w/ the cosmetic girls at Nordstrom/Nieman Marcus etc.

DarkJedi 06-10-2003 12:54 PM

dont drink too much water before going to bed.
and sleep a bit less.

thane 06-18-2003 05:18 PM

cucumbers and pussy nectar

KDizzla 06-18-2003 06:23 PM

put some icey hot on them. :1orglaugh

Zayne E. 06-18-2003 06:26 PM

"How can you get rid of bags under the eyes?"

Photoshop...duhhh LOL

:winkwink:

Kel 06-18-2003 06:32 PM

You're lacking vitamin E. Also try getting some excercise if you aren't currently do so. (and no... jerking off doesn't count) :)

Zayne E. 06-18-2003 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kel
...(and no... jerking off doesn't count) :)
Depends on how you're doing it...my wife has forearms like Popeye :winkwink:

HEARTBREAKER 06-18-2003 06:47 PM

too much sleep sometimes caused you to have big eyebags...:)

phogirl69 06-18-2003 07:07 PM

If you're a female, you can wear a good concealer, like
Prescriptives or MAC to cover up your undereye bags and
blemishes. If you're a guy, you're stuck, fucked and outta luck.

Centurion 06-18-2003 07:36 PM

Get 50 shots of botox!

Not only do you get rid of the bags, but the crows feet (damn birds!) around the eyes, forehead wrinkles, and overall just give you a smoother look. PLUS...little known fact..actually helps in fighting/preventing headaches! Truly!

Uh..so I'm TOLD!!:helpme

TheFLY 06-18-2003 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by michaelw
sleep isnt whats wrong.. i get 9 hours everyday

who know how to get rid of the damn things?

theyre not dark, just deep

Eat extremely spicy foods -- you will feel the difference.

Sweat.

Do some cardio work outdoors...

TheFLY 06-18-2003 07:44 PM

Go to a Chinese place and ask for some spicey soup...

Might want to go on a diet too.

LeeNoga 06-18-2003 07:49 PM

Plastic surgery, I did it and it works! :-)

Honeyslut 06-18-2003 08:17 PM

Allegeries will cause bags under eyes, also.

dchottie 06-18-2003 09:15 PM

almost 15 years ago I discovered this product and I used exactly two jars of it and have not had bags since then. I had bags when I was 18 and now in my thirties they are still not there. It is the last product on the page and it is wonderful. Keep it in the refrigerator and put it on first thing in the morning and last thing at night or anytime you need a pick me up. You don't have to keep it in the fridge but it's a wonderful refresher. http://www.oriflame-cosmetics.co.uk/...ndnourish.html

cash69 06-18-2003 09:18 PM

i sure as fuck wouldn't put no preperation h on my face.. isn't that shit for your ass if you got hemroids.. drink more milk or something

TheFLY 06-18-2003 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dchottie
almost 15 years ago I discovered this product and I used exactly two jars of it and have not had bags since then. I had bags when I was 18 and now in my thirties they are still not there. It is the last product on the page and it is wonderful. Keep it in the refrigerator and put it on first thing in the morning and last thing at night or anytime you need a pick me up. You don't have to keep it in the fridge but it's a wonderful refresher. http://www.oriflame-cosmetics.co.uk/...ndnourish.html
what's your name what's your size

dchottie 06-18-2003 09:33 PM

my dear my name can be found out at one of the Internext shows if you can find me and i'll be the 5'10 chick with sextronix logo'd across my ass


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