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madps 06-17-2003 08:22 AM

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Originally posted by roly
:1orglaugh



there you go

Just as I thought. You have no clue. Don't believe eveything you read. I was in the US Marine Corps infantry. We constantly trained for operations in adverse conditions. Our training was always more intense than any of our combat missions. The 10th Mountain Division is Army...get your facts straight.

rooster 06-17-2003 08:25 AM

The scary thing about europe wanting to become a world power is they have shown over and over again that they just can't keep their backyard clean. Then the usa has to come clean up the mess.

iroc409 06-17-2003 08:26 AM

i'm not going to read all this, but i wish i did, it looks like it was a lot of fun.

ADL Colin 06-17-2003 08:26 AM

So let me get this straight, we're actually having a debate as to whether one country could defeat more than two dozen countries combined in a war? Pretty cool. That's a powerful country.

Ignore the nukes and ...

I'd put my money on Europe. The US could get pretty far but there's just too many space and logistical issues. How to occupy an area the size of Europe (including Russia)? I'm not saying the US definitely couldn't do it but I'd say odds something like this:

Europe 65%
US 35%

Even so, it would be nearly impossible to hold onto those occupied countries if the US did succeed.

A more interesting question might be whether all of Europe could invade and occupy the US. I give that one:

US 90%+
Europe 10%-

roly 06-17-2003 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by madps


Just as I thought. You have no clue. Don't believe eveything you read. I was in the US Marine Corps infantry. We constantly trained for operations in adverse conditions. Our training was always more intense than any of our combat missions. The 10th Mountain Division is Army...get your facts straight.

so why didn't they send them up there then?

foe 06-17-2003 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by RocHard


Being a former US MARINE, I take great offense at this.

The United States Marine Corps is - without a doubt - the best and most elite unit of any country. The US Marine Corps is the smallest branch of of the United States Military, yet is larger than the armed forces of most countries - including the UK.

Also.... It's unfair to say that Europe would be speaking German now if it wasn't for the US. Russia went through hell and back during WW2, and lost many more men. The difference is Russia was defending it's own turf, while the US wasn't. The US could have looked the other way.

And at the same time, the US was fighting Japan.

France and Germany combined couldn't take on the US Marine Corps.

The war was turned in Stalingrad and was well on its way to victory when d-day happened.
But one thing that everyone is forgeting the MASSIVE amount of supplies the US sent to England, Russia and other countries. Without this the war would have been lost.

foe 06-17-2003 08:28 AM

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Originally posted by Indeed


he didn't say USA could not take France and Germany..he said USA could not take *Europe*....which means France, Germany, Russia, UK, Spain, Italy etc. all combined (15 countries)

Russia isnt part of EU

rooster 06-17-2003 08:29 AM

exactly, also Churchill was begging for help, and Stalin was pissing and moaning about desperately needing a western front .

foe 06-17-2003 08:30 AM

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Originally posted by SexySarah


Exactly.

Watching all the patriots on this board talking about American history (conveniently re-written) and military invincibility (how many wars has the US actually won ON IT'S OWN in the last 50 years?) is very amusing.

Who knows? One day, they might actually snap out of their delusional fever.

The United States gave aid to EVERY country in the world, all European countries especially after WW2.
Look at the amount of hungry people the US feeds daily.

madps 06-17-2003 08:30 AM

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Originally posted by roly


so why didn't they send them up there then?

You know all you need to know. Go back to enjoying your sheltered life that those of us who served in the military have provided for you.

foe 06-17-2003 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by <IMX>
blah blah blah, all this talk of fighting is rather pointless, as you Europeans can't even compare your own specific countries to the U.S.

You need to compare an ever growing group of nations.

:Graucho

It won't matter until the EU goes from being an economic union (to better compete with the U.S.) to a political one with a central government and European countries reduced to cutural states. (to avoid that feeling of marginalization you have now in the geo-political spectrum).

See you in 50 or so years when this becomes relevant.

And all Europeans have Armies again.
:winkwink:

:1orglaugh And that group of nations is weaker especially economically now than it was 10 years ago

roly 06-17-2003 08:33 AM

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Originally posted by madps


You know all you need to know. Go back to enjoying your sheltered life that those of us who served in the military have provided for you.

yeah great answer, and you call me clueless!

foe 06-17-2003 08:33 AM

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Originally posted by SexySarah
Why am I replying to this drivel?...



Obviously I won't know you in 50 years, but I would bet serious money the EU will keep getting stronger for a very long time.

Why?

Because countries are desperate to join. There's much more to be gained by being a member, than not.

And if nothing else, that is some serious fucking tax revenue.

Hmm, what should it be spent on ...

NOPE wrong again. The EU will go down the drain thats my prediction.

Even the world bank critisized the European central bank for their crappy economic policy..

The new power will come from third world countries in particular China.

foe 06-17-2003 08:34 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Let's have a war in the winter in finland. I bet most of US based soldiers would be afraid of woods after that, I'm not even kidding. The good thing is that nobody wants to invade cold and miserable finland. Even the russians decided not to win us in the war some 50 years ago. :)
They didnt win but they sure took a good amount of land

foe 06-17-2003 08:35 AM

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Originally posted by digi
If anyone saved europe from the germans it was russia. The brittish and the americans only fought about one third of the german military while russia fought the rest. If it had been the other way around the us/brittish forces wouldnt have had a chance.

Im sure everyone here thinks its great of the us to come here and stop hitler but to say that they "saved" europe is so fucking dumb.

The usa can try to invade all they want, all it would take is for france and russia to point a couple of nukes at your part of the world and you could take all your marines and shove em up your ass.

The US provided Russia with equiptment all throughout WW2

foe 06-17-2003 08:36 AM

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Originally posted by SexySarah


Come on now.

That joke is getting so old.


Honestly - read up about the Foreign Legion.

Would you be scared of well trained soldiers with nothing to lose?

Nah hes right, the French are cowards.

foe 06-17-2003 08:36 AM

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Originally posted by XYCash
http://www.boyorgasm.com/bush2.jpg

:1orglaugh :helpme

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

foe 06-17-2003 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
Massive middle-eastern armies will come to France's aid if needed.

http://www.sexymojo.com/funpics/iraqarmy.jpg

France is 1/3 Muslim already

ADL Colin 06-17-2003 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by foe


The US provided Russia with equiptment all throughout WW2

Lots of it. Keegan's book on WW II has an excellent list. I typed it here on GFY once. I'll see if I can find it.

dantheman 06-17-2003 08:47 AM

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Originally posted by roly


yeah great answer, and you call me clueless!


actually I'll called you clueless ;) for the main reason stated above :glugglug

MaxDent 06-17-2003 08:53 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
If you win against third world countries with 40 year old military hardware it doesn't mean you can take over the world.
Then what do you call all the US military bases already in Europe?:winkwink:

SexySarah 06-17-2003 08:55 AM

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Originally posted by Colin
A more interesting question might be whether all of Europe could invade and occupy the US. I give that one:

US 90%+
Europe 10%-

Always have twist every thread to put the US one up on everyone else don't you? :1orglaugh

SexySarah 06-17-2003 08:57 AM

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Originally posted by foe
NOPE wrong again. The EU will go down the drain thats my prediction.
How can I be *wrong*?

Can you see the future? I can't.

Quote:

Even the world bank critisized the European central bank for their crappy economic policy..

The new power will come from third world countries in particular China.
China is not a third world country.

scooby doo as scooby does 06-17-2003 09:00 AM

I counted twelve stories today about US soldiers being killed or injured in Iraq today.

That war isn't even over and yet your having a discussion about whether the US could defeat a foe 250 times more powerful. Gawd Blimey give me a cockel darlin'



Course, reverse is more than true as well.

SexySarah 06-17-2003 09:08 AM

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Originally posted by scooby doo as scooby does
I counted twelve stories today about US soldiers being killed or injured in Iraq today.

That war isn't even over and yet your having a discussion about whether the US could defeat a foe 250 times more powerful. Gawd Blimey give me a cockel darlin'



Course, reverse is more than true as well.

Got any Jellied Eels?


And 'rooster' is so fucking funny.

He tries so hard, he really does. He's like a slightly more psychotic version of theking. :1orglaugh

roly 06-17-2003 09:14 AM

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Originally posted by dantheman



actually I'll called you clueless ;) for the main reason stated above :glugglug

what i stated wasn't clueless it was fact. i did get it wrong about it being the marines though, it was your specialist 10th Mountain Division, that got altitude sickness and they say that "they don't do mountains"

ADL Colin 06-17-2003 09:16 AM

All your base are belong to us

http://zthumbs.com/temp/scaleusa.gif

http://zthumbs.com/temp/busharmy.gif

ADL Colin 06-17-2003 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by SexySarah


Always have twist every thread to put the US one up on everyone else don't you? :1orglaugh

It's one thing to defend and quite another to attack.

InsaneMidget 06-17-2003 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by Colin
All your base are belong to us

http://zthumbs.com/temp/scaleusa.gif

http://zthumbs.com/temp/busharmy.gif




hmmm, by that map it's almost as if they were in countries with shit loads of oil?

:winkwink:

SexySarah 06-17-2003 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by Colin
All your base are belong to us

http://zthumbs.com/temp/scaleusa.gif

http://zthumbs.com/temp/busharmy.gif


You could also say that all those countries are leaching off the US, which means they can spend money on other things.

Free protection if you wil. :winkwink:

SexySarah 06-17-2003 09:20 AM

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Originally posted by Colin


It's one thing to defend and quite another to attack.

Seriously though, I often find your contribution to political threads amusing in an ironic way. :winkwink:




Oops, I did it again...

150!!!!

cosis 06-17-2003 09:22 AM

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cosis 06-17-2003 09:23 AM

The Complete Military History of France

- Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.

- Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

- War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

- The Dutch War
- Tied

- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

- War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

- The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

- The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

- World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

- War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.

- War on Terrorism
- France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.

The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?"

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."

Or, better still, the quote from last week's Wall Street Journal: "They're there when they need you."

dantheman 06-17-2003 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by roly


what i stated wasn't clueless it was fact. i did get it wrong about it being the marines though, it was your specialist 10th Mountain Division, that got altitude sickness and they say that "they don't do mountains"

I'll withdraw the clueless and call it misinformed :thumbsup

SexySarah 06-17-2003 09:29 AM

The whole French surrendering thing is really played out.

Where's that timeline graphic?

DarkJedi 06-17-2003 09:30 AM

A panel of nine medical experts commissioned by the Pentagon is expected to say that 53.9 per cent of US military personnel over the age of 20 would be classified as too fat to fight under federal obesity standards. :1orglaugh


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...484127,00.html

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dantheman 06-17-2003 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by SexySarah
The whole French surrendering thing is really played out.

Where's that timeline graphic?


It's only playout till the next opportunity presents itself :glugglug

theking 06-17-2003 09:41 AM

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Originally posted by Colin
So let me get this straight, we're actually having a debate as to whether one country could defeat more than two dozen countries combined in a war? Pretty cool. That's a powerful country.

Ignore the nukes and ...

I'd put my money on Europe. The US could get pretty far but there's just too many space and logistical issues. How to occupy an area the size of Europe (including Russia)? I'm not saying the US definitely couldn't do it but I'd say odds something like this:

Europe 65%
US 35%

Even so, it would be nearly impossible to hold onto those occupied countries if the US did succeed.

A more interesting question might be whether all of Europe could invade and occupy the US. I give that one:

US 90%+
Europe 10%-

You have put things in the right perspective...although I beleive that the US would ultimately defeat the combined Armies of Europe...but occupation of Europe is a totally different story. No country of any significant size and population can be successfully occupied, for an extended period of time, without the overwhelming majority approval of the population. As for invading and occupying the US...the combined militaries of the world do not have the ability to successfully accomplish this.

Lest anyone forget the US put 16 million people in uniform during the 2nd World War with less than half the current population and a fraction of the GNP. The US should be able to triple that if push came to shove.

As to the reference that was made to Vietnam...Vietnam was a political war...micro mananged by politicians...and was a political defeat...not a military defeat.

ADL Colin 06-17-2003 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by SexySarah



You could also say that all those countries are leaching off the US, which means they can spend money on other things.

Free protection if you wil. :winkwink:

Yes, one would assume there is an advantage to all parties involved.


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