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XYCash 06-17-2003 06:05 AM

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Originally posted by Tuga
How stupid are you? We have NUKES now! You wont see a the US taking over Europe without a couple of Nuke ending the fuckin war. Go play Command & Conquer and STFU!
Ok...this is the mother of all stupid threads. :eek7 :GFYBand

Brown Bear 06-17-2003 06:09 AM

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Originally posted by SexySarah


It's true.

If we were to start criticizing Canada, do you think we would get the same reaction?

What makes Americans so insecure that they constantly need to defend their country in arguments?

If it really is the greatest, you wouldn't need to keep talking about it. It should be obvious for all to see.

I've seen equal amounts of insecurity from people from every country. It hasn't got much to do with what country they come from, it has to do with them being insecure individuals.

SexySarah 06-17-2003 06:11 AM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear


I've seen equal amounts of insecurity from people from every country. It hasn't got much to do with what country they come from, it has to do with them being insecure individuals.

Maybe I've just got the impression that Canadians are more easy going and can laugh at themselves more.

Many Americans just take themselves far too seriously, and are so nationalistic, if I didn't know better I would think they were trying to be funny.

Darren 06-17-2003 06:13 AM

Lets all kill each other.. yeah what fun...

when the aliens attack im sure the US will be very grateful of Europeans support...

or we could let ET take over the USA...

or alternatively put Bush into power...

either way u would be fucked........

la da la da la

SexySarah 06-17-2003 06:16 AM

I think if aliens were going to invade, they would have done it by now.

What would aliens have to gain by invading Earth?

If they ever did, we wouldn't stand a chance. :1orglaugh

Sassyass 06-17-2003 06:20 AM

GO AMP GO


I love these threads.

Darren 06-17-2003 06:22 AM

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Originally posted by SexySarah
I think if aliens were going to invade, they would have done it by now.

What would aliens have to gain by invading Earth?

If they ever did, we wouldn't stand a chance. :1orglaugh

well in a galaxy far far away , using their telscopic 2000 they spot a distant planet they name:

shagwaggydoodledaypoo (earth)..

their mission

to rescue their alien friend - Mr Bush...

BigPinPin 06-17-2003 06:24 AM

nice subject..i fell 20 years younger...*lol

10 years old ::: My Toy Soldiers are better than yours...
16 years old ::: My dick is bigger than yours...

LOL NOW I READ smth like : Our Army is better than this and that.. loooool

funkmaster 06-17-2003 06:26 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
France has the best special forces, their foreign legionnaires would wipe the floor with UK marine commandos (US marines arent even worth the effort)
... yes, they are well trained, nobody surrenders as skillfull as they do.

SexySarah 06-17-2003 06:28 AM

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Originally posted by funkmaster


... yes, they are well trained, nobody surrenders as skillfull as they do.

Come on now.

That joke is getting so old.


Honestly - read up about the Foreign Legion.

Would you be scared of well trained soldiers with nothing to lose?

roly 06-17-2003 06:31 AM

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Originally posted by RocHard


Being a former US MARINE, I take great offense at this.

The United States Marine Corps is - without a doubt - the best and most elite unit of any country. The US Marine Corps is the smallest branch of of the United States Military, yet is larger than the armed forces of most countries - including the UK.

is that why in afghanistan, when the US marines were sent up into the mountains to hunt down osama they couldn't cope with the altitude and tough conditions and the UK marines had to be called in to replace them?

funkmaster 06-17-2003 06:33 AM

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Originally posted by SexySarah

Honestly - read up about the Foreign Legion.

Would you be scared of well trained soldiers with nothing to lose?

... itīs a myth, they are procter&gambles biggest client.

Ironhorse 06-17-2003 06:34 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


bitch please... we got military fucking installations all over Germany. We OWN that ass. How many German military bases do you find here?

0

There's some in Wisconsin and Minnesota .. oh wait those are just dairy farms and cheese shops :thumbsup

XYCash 06-17-2003 06:34 AM

http://www.boyorgasm.com/bush2.jpg

:1orglaugh :helpme

SexySarah 06-17-2003 06:36 AM

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Originally posted by funkmaster


... itīs a myth, they are procter&gambles biggest client.

What the fuck are you talking about?

InsaneMidget 06-17-2003 06:37 AM

:1orglaugh

Everyone is bitching about who has the best soldiers, when, the only job they would have in a war like that is to pick off the stray fucks that dodged the nukes.

Ironhorse 06-17-2003 06:39 AM

Massive middle-eastern armies will come to France's aid if needed.

http://www.sexymojo.com/funpics/iraqarmy.jpg

<IMX> 06-17-2003 06:40 AM

Why am I replying to this drivel?...
Because folks always respond to nationalist sentiment.

So in other words, it's like a collection of different states that chose to call itself a union?
Not sure how this is a response to the issue of European economic and political insecurity. More of an admission I guess.

Obviously I won't know you in 50 years, but I would bet serious money the EU will keep getting stronger for a very long time.
Hmm...you quote and respond yet the point escaped you?

Because countries are desperate to join. There's much more to be gained by being a member, than not.

And if nothing else, that is some serious fucking tax revenue.
Hmm, what should it be spent on ...


Of course there is "New" europe and "old" europe. LOL.

scooby doo as scooby does 06-17-2003 06:41 AM

I love these 'my penis is bigger than your penis' threads where a dozen or so Yanks beat up on two or three foreigners.


The prove is in the eating.

Who has burnt down the whitehouse and nearly every building in Washington ????

Well, Canada really, but it was Brit soldiers!

Incidentally, when we destroyed Washington, one building was left untouched out of respect. The Marine Barracks.


Oh, and as an aside, if the French and Spanish had not sided with the rebels, the US would never had claimed independance when they did.

Remember that. You owe it all to the French. Muhahahahahah....

InsaneMidget 06-17-2003 06:44 AM

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Originally posted by scooby doo as scooby does
I love these 'my penis is bigger than your penis' threads where a dozen or so Yanks beat up on two or three foreigners.


I believe the first post was against the U.S.?

SexySarah 06-17-2003 06:44 AM

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Originally posted by <IMX>
Why am I replying to this drivel?...
Because folks always respond to nationalist sentiment.
Werd.

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So in other words, it's like a collection of different states that chose to call itself a union?
Not sure how this is a response to the issue of European economic and political insecurity. More of an admission I guess.
You miss the point entirely.

The US is a collection of states that calls itself a Union.

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Obviously I won't know you in 50 years, but I would bet serious money the EU will keep getting stronger for a very long time.
Hmm...you quote and respond yet the point escaped you?
What was your point?

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Because countries are desperate to join. There's much more to be gained by being a member, than not.

And if nothing else, that is some serious fucking tax revenue.
Hmm, what should it be spent on ...


Of course there is "New" europe and "old" europe. LOL.
Actually there isn't.

That was a media sound bite.

Please don't tell me you're that shallow?




PS. 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BlueDesignStudios 06-17-2003 06:48 AM

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Originally posted by BigPinPin
nice subject..i fell 20 years younger...*lol

10 years old ::: My Toy Soldiers are better than yours...
16 years old ::: My dick is bigger than yours...

LOL NOW I READ smth like : Our Army is better than this and that.. loooool

You forgot 18 years old ::: My car is faster than yours :321GFY

Ironhorse 06-17-2003 06:59 AM

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Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios

You forgot 18 years old ::: My car is faster than yours :321GFY

79: The one with the most toys wins!

Ironhorse 06-17-2003 07:06 AM

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Originally posted by Jimmer
Even Rome fell
Rome didn't have 2 oceans and 2 militarily challenged countries on its borders :thumbsup

Raider Mort 06-17-2003 07:08 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
France has the best special forces, their foreign legionnaires would wipe the floor with UK marine commandos (US marines arent even worth the effort)
And Ukraine soliders are?

I do not think so, they are too busy making gay content in exchange for packs of soyuz and pork fat. :1orglaugh

<IMX> 06-17-2003 07:17 AM

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You miss the point entirely.

The US is a collection of states that calls itself a Union.
Yep, not a collection of countries with separate cultures, economic system and languages...hoping to combine into a single entity (LOL--I'm surprised with all your sarcasm you don't find that hilarious)... the U.S. after all is a "melting pot." (by force of course...but nobody gives a fuck now) Not sure why you insist on the unfounded comparison.

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What was your point?
That the whole discussion was pointless...what was yours?

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Actually there isn't.

That was a media sound bite.

Please don't tell me you're that shallow
Um. duh. that was mild irony...as those countries want to identify with the U.S. even while desparately hoping for E.U. status. blah blah blah etc.

SexySarah 06-17-2003 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by <IMX>

Um. duh. that was mild irony...as those countries want to identify with the U.S. even while desparately hoping for E.U. status. blah blah blah etc.

Indeed

blah blah blah

Jakke PNG 06-17-2003 07:22 AM

What's the point. It's not like US has anything to gain from invading europe. It's not gonna happen anytime soon.

madps 06-17-2003 07:57 AM

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Originally posted by roly


is that why in afghanistan, when the US marines were sent up into the mountains to hunt down osama they couldn't cope with the altitude and tough conditions and the UK marines had to be called in to replace them?

Were you there? Ever been a Marine? Your just another attention whore that has no idea what you are talking about.

dantheman 06-17-2003 08:01 AM

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Originally posted by roly


is that why in afghanistan, when the US marines were sent up into the mountains to hunt down osama they couldn't cope with the altitude and tough conditions and the UK marines had to be called in to replace them?



clueless

:glugglug

XYCash 06-17-2003 08:06 AM

My dad could beat up your dad :glugglug :) :ak47: :thumbsup

Jakke PNG 06-17-2003 08:07 AM

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Originally posted by XYCash
My dad could beat up your dad :glugglug :) :ak47: :thumbsup
My mom could beat your dad up.

dantheman 06-17-2003 08:10 AM

my grandmother at 85 would wup both your daddy and mommies asses :glugglug

Indeed 06-17-2003 08:12 AM

Dark Jedi just wanted to stir up some shit and it worked :1orglaugh

roly 06-17-2003 08:12 AM

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Originally posted by madps


Were you there? Ever been a Marine? Your just another attention whore that has no idea what you are talking about.


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THE Royal Marines went into action in Afghanistan after two major American operations against al-Qa'eda bases failed to achieve their aims.
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The Marines' services were offered to the Americans after their troops ran into difficulties in the early days of Operation Anaconda last month, when they were ambushed by hundreds of al-Qa'eda fighters.
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The high altitude caused immense problems for the men of 10th Mountain Division, which, despite its name, is based in New York state. Many suffered from altitude sickness and one is alleged to have said: "We don't do mountains."
:1orglaugh

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...17/wafg117.xml

there you go

KRL 06-17-2003 08:13 AM

The United States and Russia could destroy any country on the planet. End of story.

It is estimated that the United States has more than 7,200 nuclear warheads deployed in its strategic forces, over 1,600 in its non-strategic forces, and over 10,000 in stockpile. US strategic forces include 601 ICBMs, 448 SLBMs, and 295 nuclear bombers.

One Trident submarine can carry up to 192 nuclear warheads.

Today there are 2,500 nuclear targets in the US National Target Base; 2,000 of these are in Russia, 300-400 in China, and 100-200 located elsewhere.

It is estimated that Russia has more than 6,000 nuclear warheads deployed in its strategic forces, over 3,600 in its non-strategic forces, and 12,000 in stockpile. Russian strategic forces include 750 ICBMs, 436 SLBMs, and 80 nuclear bombers.

Kaboom!

Greg B 06-17-2003 08:16 AM

http://www.boonescartoons.com/saddamtoon600.jpg

The Porn Dude 06-17-2003 08:17 AM

I can't believe that we are on the third page of a thread that insults the U.S. and there is no sign of the Super Patriot.

BigPinPin 06-17-2003 08:20 AM

MY COCK IS THE BIGGEST !!! YOU ALL SUCK :)

Greg B 06-17-2003 08:20 AM

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Originally posted by The Porn Dude
I can't believe that we are on the third page of a thread that insults the U.S. and there is no sign of the Super Patriot.
Super patriot here! See toon above.


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