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Spunky 06-16-2003 09:42 PM

:glugglug 50

Rochard 06-16-2003 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
France has the best special forces, their foreign legionnaires would wipe the floor with UK marine commandos (US marines arent even worth the effort)
Being a former US MARINE, I take great offense at this.

The United States Marine Corps is - without a doubt - the best and most elite unit of any country. The US Marine Corps is the smallest branch of of the United States Military, yet is larger than the armed forces of most countries - including the UK.

Also.... It's unfair to say that Europe would be speaking German now if it wasn't for the US. Russia went through hell and back during WW2, and lost many more men. The difference is Russia was defending it's own turf, while the US wasn't. The US could have looked the other way.

And at the same time, the US was fighting Japan.

France and Germany combined couldn't take on the US Marine Corps.

madps 06-16-2003 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard


Being a former US MARINE, I take great offense at this.

The United States Marine Corps is - without a doubt - the best and most elite unit of any country. The US Marine Corps is the smallest branch of of the United States Military, yet is larger than the armed forces of most countries - including the UK.

Also.... It's unfair to say that Europe would be speaking German now if it wasn't for the US. Russia went through hell and back during WW2, and lost many more men. The difference is Russia was defending it's own turf, while the US wasn't. The US could have looked the other way.

And at the same time, the US was fighting Japan.

France and Germany combined couldn't take on the US Marine Corps.


Semper Fi! I was in 2/4 as an 0311!

Theo 06-16-2003 09:55 PM

"The United States Marine Corps is - without a doubt - the best and most elite unit of any country."

how can you say that? Action proves theory, till then it's one of the rest.

Jimmer 06-16-2003 10:03 PM

Even Rome fell

Indeed 06-16-2003 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard

France and Germany combined couldn't take on the US Marine Corps.

he didn't say USA could not take France and Germany..he said USA could not take *Europe*....which means France, Germany, Russia, UK, Spain, Italy etc. all combined (15 countries)

Amputate Your Head 06-16-2003 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jimmer
Even Rome fell
Rome was a city full of lame asses running around in diapers on horse carts with half baked ideas.... hardly a valid comparison to today's US military machine. :)

DarkJedi 06-16-2003 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Indeed


he didn't say USA could not take France and Germany..he said USA could not take *Europe*....which means France, Germany, Russia, UK, Spain, Italy etc. all combined (15 countries)

indeed

Theo 06-16-2003 10:20 PM

is indeed cousin of Captain Obvious? :glugglug

Indeed 06-16-2003 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
is indeed cousin of Captain Obvious? :glugglug
of course

chodadog 06-16-2003 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks


yeah, yeah, yeah, you aussies kept 200 jap soldiers busy for us. we owe it all to you. :winkwink:

We just invited them in for a beer. :glugglug

Mr.Fiction 06-16-2003 10:26 PM

http://www.umbrellazine.com/1999/jan...s/rooster2.gif

chodadog 06-16-2003 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


Rome was a city full of lame asses running around in diapers on horse carts with half baked ideas.... hardly a valid comparison to today's US military machine. :)

On the contrary. The US war machine is hardly a valid comparison the the Roman Empire. :winkwink:

SexySarah 06-17-2003 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by footsex

Oh no not the foreign legionnaires, wow they sound tough.
Everything about France is gay, end of story. Your all fags!

Don't be so silly.

The French Foreign Legion is one of the toughest armies in the world.

Why?

Because it's soldiers are pretty fucking disposible. That's the whole idea behind it.

SexySarah 06-17-2003 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

you're right, europe scared all the smart people to America.:thumbsup

So when you say 'smart', you mean religious fanatics? Okay then.

SexySarah 06-17-2003 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Indeed
not that I really care but...if the USA didn't win against a small country like Vietnam, do you really think they could invade the whole Europe? We' re talking abour UK, Germany, France, Russia, Spain, Italy etc :winkwink:
Exactly.

Watching all the patriots on this board talking about American history (conveniently re-written) and military invincibility (how many wars has the US actually won ON IT'S OWN in the last 50 years?) is very amusing.

Who knows? One day, they might actually snap out of their delusional fever.

SexySarah 06-17-2003 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Indeed


he didn't say USA could not take France and Germany..he said USA could not take *Europe*....which means France, Germany, Russia, UK, Spain, Italy etc. all combined (15 countries)

Actually, 15 countries is only the EU members.

Europe is much larger than that.

And that's not even counting Russia.

And what Rochard said: Everyone agrees the British SAS are better than nearly all othert fighting forces in the world.

US Marines don't even come close to the SAS.

To think otherwise is just silly.

DarkJedi 06-17-2003 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SexySarah


US Marines don't even come close to the SAS.

To think otherwise is just silly.

yes.

<IMX> 06-17-2003 05:32 AM

blah blah blah, all this talk of fighting is rather pointless, as you Europeans can't even compare your own specific countries to the U.S.

You need to compare an ever growing group of nations.

:Graucho

It won't matter until the EU goes from being an economic union (to better compete with the U.S.) to a political one with a central government and European countries reduced to cutural states. (to avoid that feeling of marginalization you have now in the geo-political spectrum).

See you in 50 or so years when this becomes relevant.

And all Europeans have Armies again.
:winkwink:

slackologist 06-17-2003 05:32 AM

another flag waving thread..

SexySarah 06-17-2003 05:40 AM

Why am I replying to this drivel?...

Quote:

Originally posted by <IMX>
blah blah blah, all this talk of fighting is rather pointless, as you Europeans can't even compare your own specific countries to the U.S.
So in other words, it's like a collection of different states that chose to call itself a union?

Now that sounds familiar...

And for your interest, that's how India came into existence.

Quote:

It won't matter until the EU goes from being an economic union (to better compete with the U.S.) to a political one with a central government and European countries reduced to cutural states. (to avoid that feeling of marginalization you have now in the geo-political spectrum).

See you in 50 or so years when this becomes relevant.
Obviously I won't know you in 50 years, but I would bet serious money the EU will keep getting stronger for a very long time.

Why?

Because countries are desperate to join. There's much more to be gained by being a member, than not.

And if nothing else, that is some serious fucking tax revenue.

Hmm, what should it be spent on ...

Mr.Fiction 06-17-2003 05:46 AM

http://www.creativecyberspace.com/gr...wavingflag.gif

Brown Bear 06-17-2003 05:47 AM

The insecurity in this thread is amazing.

Serge_Oprano 06-17-2003 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xplicit
Myth #2: All of Europe would be speaking German if it wasn't for the US.

oh wait, thats true.

Now SHUT THE FUCK UP.

....or Russian
;-)))

Patton rulez!
;-)))

Serge_Oprano 06-17-2003 05:52 AM

US will never envade Europe...
we don't need more welfare recipients
;-))))

Theo 06-17-2003 05:55 AM

lol at Serge

what about Australia? is it a more possible scenario? :glugglug

Tuga 06-17-2003 05:55 AM

How stupid are you? We have NUKES now! You wont see a the US taking over Europe without a couple of Nuke ending the fuckin war. Go play Command & Conquer and STFU!

Jakke PNG 06-17-2003 06:00 AM

Let's have a war in the winter in finland. I bet most of US based soldiers would be afraid of woods after that, I'm not even kidding. The good thing is that nobody wants to invade cold and miserable finland. Even the russians decided not to win us in the war some 50 years ago. :)

SexySarah 06-17-2003 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
The insecurity in this thread is amazing.
It's true.

If we were to start criticizing Canada, do you think we would get the same reaction?

What makes Americans so insecure that they constantly need to defend their country in arguments?

If it really is the greatest, you wouldn't need to keep talking about it. It should be obvious for all to see.

digi 06-17-2003 06:05 AM

If anyone saved europe from the germans it was russia. The brittish and the americans only fought about one third of the german military while russia fought the rest. If it had been the other way around the us/brittish forces wouldnt have had a chance.

Im sure everyone here thinks its great of the us to come here and stop hitler but to say that they "saved" europe is so fucking dumb.

The usa can try to invade all they want, all it would take is for france and russia to point a couple of nukes at your part of the world and you could take all your marines and shove em up your ass.

XYCash 06-17-2003 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tuga
How stupid are you? We have NUKES now! You wont see a the US taking over Europe without a couple of Nuke ending the fuckin war. Go play Command & Conquer and STFU!
Ok...this is the mother of all stupid threads. :eek7 :GFYBand

Brown Bear 06-17-2003 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SexySarah


It's true.

If we were to start criticizing Canada, do you think we would get the same reaction?

What makes Americans so insecure that they constantly need to defend their country in arguments?

If it really is the greatest, you wouldn't need to keep talking about it. It should be obvious for all to see.

I've seen equal amounts of insecurity from people from every country. It hasn't got much to do with what country they come from, it has to do with them being insecure individuals.

SexySarah 06-17-2003 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear


I've seen equal amounts of insecurity from people from every country. It hasn't got much to do with what country they come from, it has to do with them being insecure individuals.

Maybe I've just got the impression that Canadians are more easy going and can laugh at themselves more.

Many Americans just take themselves far too seriously, and are so nationalistic, if I didn't know better I would think they were trying to be funny.

Darren 06-17-2003 06:13 AM

Lets all kill each other.. yeah what fun...

when the aliens attack im sure the US will be very grateful of Europeans support...

or we could let ET take over the USA...

or alternatively put Bush into power...

either way u would be fucked........

la da la da la

SexySarah 06-17-2003 06:16 AM

I think if aliens were going to invade, they would have done it by now.

What would aliens have to gain by invading Earth?

If they ever did, we wouldn't stand a chance. :1orglaugh

Sassyass 06-17-2003 06:20 AM

GO AMP GO


I love these threads.

Darren 06-17-2003 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SexySarah
I think if aliens were going to invade, they would have done it by now.

What would aliens have to gain by invading Earth?

If they ever did, we wouldn't stand a chance. :1orglaugh

well in a galaxy far far away , using their telscopic 2000 they spot a distant planet they name:

shagwaggydoodledaypoo (earth)..

their mission

to rescue their alien friend - Mr Bush...

BigPinPin 06-17-2003 06:24 AM

nice subject..i fell 20 years younger...*lol

10 years old ::: My Toy Soldiers are better than yours...
16 years old ::: My dick is bigger than yours...

LOL NOW I READ smth like : Our Army is better than this and that.. loooool

funkmaster 06-17-2003 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
France has the best special forces, their foreign legionnaires would wipe the floor with UK marine commandos (US marines arent even worth the effort)
... yes, they are well trained, nobody surrenders as skillfull as they do.

SexySarah 06-17-2003 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster


... yes, they are well trained, nobody surrenders as skillfull as they do.

Come on now.

That joke is getting so old.


Honestly - read up about the Foreign Legion.

Would you be scared of well trained soldiers with nothing to lose?

roly 06-17-2003 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard


Being a former US MARINE, I take great offense at this.

The United States Marine Corps is - without a doubt - the best and most elite unit of any country. The US Marine Corps is the smallest branch of of the United States Military, yet is larger than the armed forces of most countries - including the UK.

is that why in afghanistan, when the US marines were sent up into the mountains to hunt down osama they couldn't cope with the altitude and tough conditions and the UK marines had to be called in to replace them?

funkmaster 06-17-2003 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SexySarah

Honestly - read up about the Foreign Legion.

Would you be scared of well trained soldiers with nothing to lose?

... itīs a myth, they are procter&gambles biggest client.

Ironhorse 06-17-2003 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


bitch please... we got military fucking installations all over Germany. We OWN that ass. How many German military bases do you find here?

0

There's some in Wisconsin and Minnesota .. oh wait those are just dairy farms and cheese shops :thumbsup

XYCash 06-17-2003 06:34 AM

http://www.boyorgasm.com/bush2.jpg

:1orglaugh :helpme

SexySarah 06-17-2003 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster


... itīs a myth, they are procter&gambles biggest client.

What the fuck are you talking about?

InsaneMidget 06-17-2003 06:37 AM

:1orglaugh

Everyone is bitching about who has the best soldiers, when, the only job they would have in a war like that is to pick off the stray fucks that dodged the nukes.

Ironhorse 06-17-2003 06:39 AM

Massive middle-eastern armies will come to France's aid if needed.

http://www.sexymojo.com/funpics/iraqarmy.jpg

<IMX> 06-17-2003 06:40 AM

Why am I replying to this drivel?...
Because folks always respond to nationalist sentiment.

So in other words, it's like a collection of different states that chose to call itself a union?
Not sure how this is a response to the issue of European economic and political insecurity. More of an admission I guess.

Obviously I won't know you in 50 years, but I would bet serious money the EU will keep getting stronger for a very long time.
Hmm...you quote and respond yet the point escaped you?

Because countries are desperate to join. There's much more to be gained by being a member, than not.

And if nothing else, that is some serious fucking tax revenue.
Hmm, what should it be spent on ...


Of course there is "New" europe and "old" europe. LOL.

scooby doo as scooby does 06-17-2003 06:41 AM

I love these 'my penis is bigger than your penis' threads where a dozen or so Yanks beat up on two or three foreigners.


The prove is in the eating.

Who has burnt down the whitehouse and nearly every building in Washington ????

Well, Canada really, but it was Brit soldiers!

Incidentally, when we destroyed Washington, one building was left untouched out of respect. The Marine Barracks.


Oh, and as an aside, if the French and Spanish had not sided with the rebels, the US would never had claimed independance when they did.

Remember that. You owe it all to the French. Muhahahahahah....

InsaneMidget 06-17-2003 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by scooby doo as scooby does
I love these 'my penis is bigger than your penis' threads where a dozen or so Yanks beat up on two or three foreigners.


I believe the first post was against the U.S.?


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