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VideoVoyeur · 06-15-2003, 02:27 PM

Hey guys, I have a script here I bought, a very very barebones script. I have an email operation opening very soon and have been buying lists of email addresses for a pretty long time now, and am partners with some "silent partners" who will only be revelaed after a non disclosure agreement contract is in place.

To put it simply, we have around 4 million +/- 5,000 email addresses we will be sending out on a daily basis. These were all bought as double optin and so less then 2% have bounced as unknown host.

What I need isnt hard to do, it should take a coder less then 30 minutes to get it done IF they know what they are doing.

In return we would be willing to drop the top banner space in the email to your site or your program for a month.

Let me know or hit me up, and if you want to flame then

ICQ is 247531532

That is the deal there is NO money involved in this whatsoever untill I see that you are a very good coder, in that case, we have a assload of work that needs done.

VideoVoyeur · 06-15-2003, 02:39 PM

Cmon guys lets hear it I know someone wants to flame and im bored so lets do it

Juicy D. Links · 06-15-2003, 02:44 PM

I am a Perl Guru

hyper · 06-15-2003, 02:45 PM

i am not a perl guru

SpaceAce · 06-15-2003, 03:47 PM

There are about 500 of us on GFY who work with PERL. The reasons you are not getting any responses are

1) No details. You have to give some kind of idea of what you have in mind.
2) The first thing I think of when I read this is "Anything involving 5,000,000 records is not a job for PERL." See #1 if you are about to say "But it doesn't have anything to do with the 5,000,000 email addresses."
3) 5,000,000 "opt-in" emails sounds a touch shady. Back to #1, again.

People are always saying "contact me for details" but a lot of people just don't have the time to chase wisps.

SpaceAce

blackmonsters · 06-15-2003, 03:53 PM

I write PERL.

When you say 30 minutes it tells me that you don't really want to pay much. Nothing takes 30 mins. You can spend an hour just trying to find the semicolon you dropped in a perl program.

funkmaster · 06-15-2003, 03:56 PM

I could do it if you give me root access to your spam box ...

Alky · 06-15-2003, 04:40 PM

all that, and you didn't even say what you need done. lmk.

arial · 06-15-2003, 04:41 PM

Perl sucks ass, try PHP.

arial · 06-15-2003, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackmonsters
I write PERL.

When you say 30 minutes it tells me that you don't really want to pay much. Nothing takes 30 mins. You can spend an hour just trying to find the semicolon you dropped in a perl program.

Same with PHP.

Alky · 06-15-2003, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial
Perl sucks ass, try PHP.

remind me to never contract you for programming...php for a mailer? lol.

even perl is a bad idea.

Brujah · 06-15-2003, 04:42 PM

icq me, i got your back.

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06-15-2003, 02:27 PM	#1
VideoVoyeur So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 2,181	PERL Programmer needed ASAP Hey guys, I have a script here I bought, a very very barebones script. I have an email operation opening very soon and have been buying lists of email addresses for a pretty long time now, and am partners with some "silent partners" who will only be revelaed after a non disclosure agreement contract is in place. To put it simply, we have around 4 million +/- 5,000 email addresses we will be sending out on a daily basis. These were all bought as double optin and so less then 2% have bounced as unknown host. What I need isnt hard to do, it should take a coder less then 30 minutes to get it done IF they know what they are doing. In return we would be willing to drop the top banner space in the email to your site or your program for a month. Let me know or hit me up, and if you want to flame then ICQ is 247531532 That is the deal there is NO money involved in this whatsoever untill I see that you are a very good coder, in that case, we have a assload of work that needs done.

06-15-2003, 02:39 PM	#2
VideoVoyeur So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 2,181	Cmon guys lets hear it I know someone wants to flame and im bored so lets do it

06-15-2003, 02:44 PM	#3
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06-15-2003, 03:47 PM	#5
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	There are about 500 of us on GFY who work with PERL. The reasons you are not getting any responses are 1) No details. You have to give some kind of idea of what you have in mind. 2) The first thing I think of when I read this is "Anything involving 5,000,000 records is not a job for PERL." See #1 if you are about to say "But it doesn't have anything to do with the 5,000,000 email addresses." 3) 5,000,000 "opt-in" emails sounds a touch shady. Back to #1, again. People are always saying "contact me for details" but a lot of people just don't have the time to chase wisps. SpaceAce

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06-15-2003, 04:40 PM	#8
Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	all that, and you didn't even say what you need done. lmk.

06-15-2003, 04:41 PM	#9
arial Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bay Area Posts: 4,012	Perl sucks ass, try PHP.