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Old 06-14-2003, 07:59 PM   #1
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I am thinking of starting my own church
The Chuch of All that is Sacred and Holy

Anyone interested?
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:00 PM   #2
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will there be beer?
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:01 PM   #3
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will there be beer?
Goddamn right
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:02 PM   #4
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if there's beer I'm in !
If there's men in robes count me out
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:03 PM   #5
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I really am just looking for donations at the moment. We need a church and that costs money.
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:05 PM   #6
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Fuckit...
tequila kickin in now...

I am in.
Where do I donate?
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:05 PM   #7
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a Church is an excellent way to steal money from people!
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:06 PM   #8
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Fuckit...
tequila kickin in now...

I am in.
Where do I donate?
post your email address and I will tell you where to send the check

Make all checks payable to the Church of All that is Sacred and Holy.

C. A. S. H.

Thank you and bless you my son.
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:07 PM   #9
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a Church is an excellent way to steal money from people!
Yes, but it's the stupid ones who give, and they most likely have the least money. You need a church that attracts the upscale crowd.
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:07 PM   #10
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What should I believe in today?
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:09 PM   #11
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What should I believe in today?
Believe my son and today will take care of itself

please doante so that we may conintue th good works
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:11 PM   #12
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:12 PM   #13
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:13 PM   #14
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Can use it as a tax shelter.
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:14 PM   #15
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jebus will shelter you my son

"belive in me and have eternal life"

Church of All that is Holy and Sacred
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:16 PM   #16
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Did you forget a couple things???

There is nothing Holy or Sacred anymore!
GFY is online and operating strong.
All is lost I am afraid.
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:19 PM   #17
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Did you forget a couple things???

There is nothing Holy or Sacred anymore!
GFY is online and operating strong.
All is lost I am afraid.
NEVER.... come.. let dirtyone anoint you my son

let yourself go and feel the power... let the Church of All that is Sacred and Holy lead you into the light.


Feel the love my child
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:20 PM   #18
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I aint drunk enough for this!

Gimme a couple hours
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:21 PM   #19
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I kind of want to be a televangelist.
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:23 PM   #20
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I aint drunk enough for this!

Gimme a couple hours

I am having communion right now... partaking of the holy beverage.

Drink with me child and become one with dirtyone.

Feel the power OF ALL THAT IS DIRTY!

BE HEALED OF YOUR DEMNONS MY SON

Cast ye down the pains of your day and donate now to the Church of All that is Holy and Sacred.

Give before it is to late
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:24 PM   #21
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I kind of want to be a televangelist.
Television is so 20'th century

This is the age of the internet.

Get with the program

Give my son and become on with dirtyone

Please make all checks payable to The Church of All that is Sacred and Holy
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:32 PM   #22
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Come on guys... your donations are needed. The Church of All that is Sacred and Holy cannot function and bring you slavation without your support.
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:55 PM   #23
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"BE HEALED OF YOUR DEMNONS MY SON"

Wait...
I like them!
I love my demons man! WTF!
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:56 PM   #24
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:58 PM   #25
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i'm in
Good let me anoint you my son


I will need your check first though
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:59 PM   #26
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"BE HEALED OF YOUR DEMNONS MY SON"

Wait...
I like them!
I love my demons man! WTF!
jebus can be your demon now... cross over nand be damn...er saved
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Old 06-14-2003, 09:13 PM   #27
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Need more money... er... converts...

Don't sell your soul to some false prophet...

Give now and be saved all eternity
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Old 06-14-2003, 09:44 PM   #28
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Baby jebus is sad.... give now or die
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Old 06-14-2003, 10:12 PM   #29
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Can I get an AMEN!!!
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Old 06-14-2003, 10:14 PM   #30
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Can I get an AMEN!!!

AMEN Brother... would you like to donate?
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Old 06-14-2003, 11:09 PM   #31
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I am anointing desciples tomorrow morning at 11am if anyone is interested.

dontations welcome and required.
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Old 06-15-2003, 12:40 AM   #32
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The Chuch of All that is Sacred and Holy

Anyone interested?
I'm a decent writer with a creative mind, so perhaps I could come up with some "holy scriptures" for our followers.
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Old 06-15-2003, 12:41 AM   #33
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do you hire any priests or something? I know lots about religion.
ill send my resume
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