I am thinking of starting my own church
 

The Chuch of All that is Sacred and Holy

Anyone interested?

will there be beer?

Goddamn right

:glugglug

if there's beer I'm in ! :glugglug
If there's men in robes count me out :helpme

I really am just looking for donations at the moment. We need a church and that costs money.

Fuckit...
tequila kickin in now...

I am in.
Where do I donate?

a Church is an excellent way to steal money from people!

post your email address and I will tell you where to send the check

Make all checks payable to the Church of All that is Sacred and Holy.

C. A. S. H.

Thank you and bless you my son.

:glugglug

Yes, but it's the stupid ones who give, and they most likely have the least money. You need a church that attracts the upscale crowd.

What should I believe in today?

Believe my son and today will take care of itself

please doante so that we may conintue th good works

:glugglug

Fuck, You take Paypal?

[email protected]

:glugglug

Can use it as a tax shelter.

jebus will shelter you my son

"belive in me and have eternal life"

Church of All that is Holy and Sacred

Did you forget a couple things???

There is nothing Holy or Sacred anymore!
GFY is online and operating strong.
All is lost I am afraid.

NEVER.... come.. let dirtyone anoint you my son

let yourself go and feel the power... let the Church of All that is Sacred and Holy lead you into the light.


Feel the love my child

:glugglug

I aint drunk enough for this!

Gimme a couple hours:glugglug

I kind of want to be a televangelist.

I am having communion right now... partaking of the holy beverage.

Drink with me child and become one with dirtyone.

Feel the power OF ALL THAT IS DIRTY!

BE HEALED OF YOUR DEMNONS MY SON

Cast ye down the pains of your day and donate now to the Church of All that is Holy and Sacred.

Give before it is to late

Television is so 20'th century

This is the age of the internet.

Get with the program

Give my son and become on with dirtyone

Please make all checks payable to The Church of All that is Sacred and Holy

Come on guys... your donations are needed. The Church of All that is Sacred and Holy cannot function and bring you slavation without your support.

"BE HEALED OF YOUR DEMNONS MY SON"

Wait...
I like them!
I love my demons man! WTF!

i'm in

Good let me anoint you my son


I will need your check first though

jebus can be your demon now... cross over nand be damn...er saved

Need more money... er... converts...

Don't sell your soul to some false prophet...

Give now and be saved all eternity

Baby jebus is sad.... give now or die

Can I get an AMEN!!!

AMEN Brother... would you like to donate?

I am anointing desciples tomorrow morning at 11am if anyone is interested.

dontations welcome and required.

I'm a decent writer with a creative mind, so perhaps I could come up with some "holy scriptures" for our followers.

do you hire any priests or something? I know lots about religion.
ill send my resume