Do You Know Where Oil Comes From?
 

Oil comes from the ground which is a natural resource. Do you know what natural ingredients oil is made up of?

If you know the answer than you win a hero cookie, if no one guesses than I'll give the answer.

Iraq ???

corpses

What's a Hero Cookie?

Fossils --- remains of dead plants and animals buried millions of years ago.

Coal or something..

Good boy, you win. (Fossil Fuel)

Now did we all learn something?

All of the world's oil comes from Christina Aguilera's hair.

whales :Graucho

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And that is why we have the burial ritual. Long ago an alien race came to our planet and seeded it with animals and plants. They experimented with dna mutation to create man, in order for man to learn the burial customs that would someday create enormous oil reserves for the day they would return to harvest the oil from the planet.

mexicans hair

Apparently their planning commission fucked up because we've just about used it all up.

SpaceAce

everyone learned that in 2nd grade at the latest

They ran into some trouble on their way back.. when they get home and find someone's been drinking all the cold beer, they're gonna be pissed.

well i learnt this in school when i was twelve years old .

cannot believe people think of this as a challenging question:Graucho

Decomposed plants from Millions of Years ago. The earth used to be covered in Fern forests.

and baby seals

Dont count on it, there is still plenty left

God invented it.

bah my oil in my car is fully man made no in perfections nothing but pure lube......blah blah blah

sorry couldnt be bothered finishing lol

time for golf!

teenage skin!

ewe

:BangBang:

:eek7

oil is produced by upgrading a molasses-like substance called bitumen. The process involves mining, extracting and upgrading the bitumen

3 trillion $ of oil in iraq must be a few gazillion fossils :(

The bitumen should sue for racism.