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12clicks · 06-11-2003, 06:15 PM

I do.

Juicy D. Links · 06-11-2003, 06:20 PM

12CLICKS we need more info in order to process your app did you get the email?

bugout · 06-11-2003, 06:23 PM

Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school.

12clicks · 06-11-2003, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
12CLICKS we need more info in order to process your app did you get the email?

I don't answer email at night. that's a job thing, it happends in the morning

JFK · 06-11-2003, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by bugout
Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school.

Tell us more, it was just getting interesting

TheBigGuy · 06-11-2003, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by bugout
Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school.

Your initials wouldn't happen to be "Dr. Evil"?

cherrylula · 06-11-2003, 07:47 PM

Dr. Evil is one sexy bitch.

TheJimmy · 06-11-2003, 09:03 PM

you like ass lovin?

Joe Sixpack · 06-11-2003, 09:07 PM

I never doubted 12clicks loved the manpussy.

He's a latent homo if ever I've seen one!

Glad to see he's come out of the closet at last.

Brad Mitchell · 06-11-2003, 09:08 PM

12Clicks is a striking man.

psyko514 · 06-11-2003, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by bugout
Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school.

this is such a great monologue.

06-11-2003, 06:15 PM	#1
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,790	I have a penchant for buggery I do. __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

06-11-2003, 09:03 PM	#8
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06-11-2003, 09:08 PM	#10
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06-11-2003, 06:20 PM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	12CLICKS we need more info in order to process your app did you get the email?

06-11-2003, 06:23 PM	#3
bugout Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: NY-Rio de Janeiro Posts: 540	Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school.

06-11-2003, 07:47 PM	#7
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Dr. Evil is one sexy bitch.

06-11-2003, 09:07 PM	#9
Joe Sixpack So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 3,793	I never doubted 12clicks loved the manpussy. He's a latent homo if ever I've seen one! Glad to see he's come out of the closet at last.