I have a penchant for buggery
 

I do.

12CLICKS we need more info in order to process your app did you get the email?

Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school.

I don't answer email at night. that's a job thing, it happends in the morning:winkwink:

Tell us more, it was just getting interesting:Graucho

Your initials wouldn't happen to be "Dr. Evil"? :321GFY

Dr. Evil is one sexy bitch.

you like ass lovin?

I never doubted 12clicks loved the manpussy.

He's a latent homo if ever I've seen one!

Glad to see he's come out of the closet at last.

12Clicks is a striking man.

this is such a great monologue.