When does giving a horse a handjob become beastiality? - GoFuckYourself.com

SonOfRage · 06-11-2003, 05:06 PM

I was talking to a friends Mom last night, and she was telling me about their 15 acres and how they raise horses for stud.

She was explaining to me how she has to stimulate the horse's penis to get it aroused for the female horse.

Is this common practice? or is she just doing it for fun?

So if you are making an online tutorial about breeding horses, and use pictures, Is that beastiality?

MetaMan · 06-11-2003, 05:07 PM

why dont u just come out and say "where can i find beast porn?"?

playa · 06-11-2003, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by SonOfRage

So if you are making an online tutorial about breeding horses, and use pictures, Is that beastiality?

only if you charge a monthly reaccurring membership

and if its naked chick doing it

MetaMan · 06-11-2003, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by playa

only if you charge a monthly reaccurring membership

and if its naked chick doing it

so u r saying if she is not naked and sucking the horse off its not beasty?

um where r u from?

AdultNex · 06-11-2003, 05:10 PM

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She was explaining to me how she has to stimulate the horse's penis to get it aroused for the female horse.

Does her husband get jealous?

TheFLY · 06-11-2003, 05:10 PM

You are giving me some cool ideas.

Jamdin · 06-11-2003, 05:17 PM

That's like saying the farmer who milks a cow by hand is doing the beastie dance

SonOfRage · 06-11-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by Jamdin
That's like saying the farmer who milks a cow by hand is doing the beastie dance

hmm... didnt think about that. And Im sure somebody somewhere gets off watching a cows teets getting milked.

BlueDesignStudios · 06-11-2003, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by AdultNex

Does her husband get jealous?

I suppose he may feel a little *insignificant* hehe

PattyeCake* · 06-11-2003, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by Jamdin
That's like saying the farmer who milks a cow by hand is doing the beastie dance

Beastie Dance?

I Love that!! TOO FUNNY!!

06-11-2003, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by SonOfRage
I was talking to a friends Mom last night, and she was telling me about their 15 acres and how they raise horses for stud.

She was explaining to me how she has to stimulate the horse's penis to get it aroused for the female horse.

Is this common practice? or is she just doing it for fun?

So if you are making an online tutorial about breeding horses, and use pictures, Is that beastiality?

Sadly, I believe this is done more than you think. I was just talking to a guy today that breeds dogs. He said he thought he had a gay dog because it refused to mate with any of the females. He said he had to jack it off to try to get it to do its thing while another guy held the female in front of it.

All the time he was telling me this (with a perfectly straight face) I was thinking that if there was someone standing there with a video camera he could have been breaking some sort of obscenity law. I was also thinking that if I had his job I would shoot myself.

LadyMischief · 06-11-2003, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by SonOfRage
I was talking to a friends Mom last night, and she was telling me about their 15 acres and how they raise horses for stud.

She was explaining to me how she has to stimulate the horse's penis to get it aroused for the female horse.

Is this common practice? or is she just doing it for fun?

So if you are making an online tutorial about breeding horses, and use pictures, Is that beastiality?

Actually that is relatively common practice on stud farms.. but usually they just use teasers (mares in heat or close to heat, they do the same to check mares receptivity, decoy studs) to get them going (I trained horses for 5 years and we had our mares covered yearly). A lot fewer people are going for live covering though these days, they generaly go with artificial insem.

Daen · 06-11-2003, 06:18 PM

At my old high school the biology dept had a sub-dept called rural studies, this sub-dept kept farm animals for the purpose of demonstrating the entire reproductive cycle to biology students. At age fourteen my class was shown the arousal and artificial insemination of a sow in all its graphic glory, and although my class was never shown the insemination of the cow apparently it involved the teacher inserting his entire arm into the cow?s vulva.

If these acts were filmed they would probably not be considered as beast porn, but I think you would fall foul of pandering laws that most countries have. Its like ten year old girls in underwear is OK in a clothes catalogue but not a paysite, this is because the clothes store is not pandering to paedos the paysite would be. If your site was a study of animal reproduction then probably no problem but do not advertise it on beastie TGPs.

MrSpeed · 06-11-2003, 07:03 PM

Selling viles of sperm from a champion horse (racing or show) is BIG business. It's not uncommon to buy a horse for $100K for the sole purpose of studding him out. If I remember right a friend told me each vile of sperm is sold for about 3-5K. I then had to ask how they get the sperm. They basically jerk the horse off.

Interlude · 06-11-2003, 07:05 PM

Eh, probably when it becomes a sexual act as opposed to a method of animal care.

Krimsin · 06-11-2003, 07:07 PM

This just reminded me how much I enjoy living in the city.

06-11-2003, 05:06 PM	#1
SonOfRage Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: You have a cute daughter, mind if I jack? Posts: 632	When does giving a horse a handjob become beastiality? I was talking to a friends Mom last night, and she was telling me about their 15 acres and how they raise horses for stud. She was explaining to me how she has to stimulate the horse's penis to get it aroused for the female horse. Is this common practice? or is she just doing it for fun? So if you are making an online tutorial about breeding horses, and use pictures, Is that beastiality? Last edited by SonOfRage; 06-11-2003 at 05:19 PM..

06-11-2003, 05:07 PM	#2
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	why dont u just come out and say "where can i find beast porn?"?

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	You are giving me some cool ideas.

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Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	That's like saying the farmer who milks a cow by hand is doing the beastie dance

06-11-2003, 06:18 PM	#13
Daen Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 177	At my old high school the biology dept had a sub-dept called rural studies, this sub-dept kept farm animals for the purpose of demonstrating the entire reproductive cycle to biology students. At age fourteen my class was shown the arousal and artificial insemination of a sow in all its graphic glory, and although my class was never shown the insemination of the cow apparently it involved the teacher inserting his entire arm into the cow?s vulva. If these acts were filmed they would probably not be considered as beast porn, but I think you would fall foul of pandering laws that most countries have. Its like ten year old girls in underwear is OK in a clothes catalogue but not a paysite, this is because the clothes store is not pandering to paedos the paysite would be. If your site was a study of animal reproduction then probably no problem but do not advertise it on beastie TGPs.

06-11-2003, 07:03 PM	#14
MrSpeed Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 158	Selling viles of sperm from a champion horse (racing or show) is BIG business. It's not uncommon to buy a horse for $100K for the sole purpose of studding him out. If I remember right a friend told me each vile of sperm is sold for about 3-5K. I then had to ask how they get the sperm. They basically jerk the horse off.

06-11-2003, 07:05 PM	#15
Interlude Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: State of Denial Posts: 1,147	Eh, probably when it becomes a sexual act as opposed to a method of animal care.

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Krimsin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 133	This just reminded me how much I enjoy living in the city.